Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.
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^ just a sec...lemme get my popcorn ready.
Okay...ready!0 -
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for sale:
1 pink Miami Vice tee shirt
2 pairs shorty shorts, daisy duke jean cute off, one acid washed.
Were do I go turn in my card? If you excuse me, I'll be crying.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahaha0 -
I disagree with everyone of those.
The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.
Yes, this!!
Sooo ture, I've drama follows you, it's YOU not other girls.0 -
1.) If you drink out of a straw.
drinks with straw, still manly
2)
shaven...still manly.
3)
v-necks can be very manly. especially when there is something dangling out like that all reckless and stuff. (belt)
4)
these shorts are short but man OH MAN that's still a man if I ever saw one.
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sorry prince gets double billing b/c....those eyes. *swoon* and have you SEEN the women he's bedded? all man.
6)
drinking fruity drink --still manly
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sometimes a man needs time to get things in order before facing his problems, case in point harrison ford. *read, ducks in a row*.
8)
I don't care if they're crying cause they broke a nail...them's hawt!
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sweater vest you say? yum. -- ding. ding. manly.
Just wanted a chance to post the eye candy again!!0 -
Okay, I'll play:
1) You can't parallel park.
2) You iron your jeans.
3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
5) You can't hold a job.
6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
7) You dye your own hair.
8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
10) You love to play bunco.
I like your list better. Plus #11 Skinny Jeans.
Oooh, love this list, too! Thanks for a good laugh!0 -
@rmikle:
Really?
Yes.
I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
Could outrun you in day of the week brah.
@dirtyd - brah? Word of advice, don't talk that way in Hawaii. BTW, bought a purple shirt to see who would try to take my mancard. I guarantee that I could out run you, as I run at least 3 miles a day and 6 miles on the weekend.
@solarpower - I love your dress :laugh:0 -
The pink thing always makes me laugh. Just a random snapple fact: Pink was first associated with boy babies, and blue for girl babies...just saying. And I have yet to see a girl pull off pink better than a guy...just sayin0
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Meh, not very funny. I also don't like that this type of joke perpetuates false masculinity. I like an occasional fruity drink, I watch Glee and Gilmore girls, I like shopping and cooking, and various other "not manly!" things. Yet my hands are usually dirty and cut up from working, I like working on cars and with wood, etc.
You are more than welcome to my man card though, I don't require it. :flowerforyou:
Can I have your man card? LOL I think you just might be as close to perfect as a guy can get...tell me? do you wear pink? how tall are you lol0 -
Wearing skinny jeans?
LMAO ... best one!!!! NO MAN should ever wear skinny jeans. There s a guy at my office that does and EVERYONE gives him so much **** about it! LOL
As for me, I guess I'm in trouble. I shave my body hair into a V-necked sweater vest! :laugh:
SEXY! You win
How you doin'? :flowerforyou:
Trying to squeeze into my skinny jeans....lol....not really. I bought a pair and think they look ridiculous. I only like boot cut (even though i don't wear boots)0 -
i fail at over half of these
and that is because you can sir....you could wear a dress and keep your man card in my opinion.0 -
Okay, I'll play:
1) You can't parallel park.
2) You iron your jeans.
3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
5) You can't hold a job.
6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
7) You dye your own hair.
8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
10) You love to play bunco.
Now see...THIS is a good list! LOL that's some funny stuff right there0 -
The V-neck is however acceptable with man-hair.
This is why I wear a V-neck that goes down to my belly button!
OMGAWD! lol0 -
I wanna FR most of you before this gets locked and I lose all you wonderful people! lol0
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pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.
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LOL....good one.:laugh:0 -
Okay, I'll play:
1) You can't parallel park.
2) You iron your jeans.
3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
5) You can't hold a job.
6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
7) You dye your own hair.
8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
10) You love to play bunco.
I you :flowerforyou:0 -
Jared and I disagree with #3. :bigsmile:
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Okay, I'll play:
4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
HA! my cousin's EX husband did this. He's history.0 -
I love the comments.
Your all puppets on my strings.
Trolling you people is so easy.
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I love the comments.
Your all puppets on my strings.
Trolling you people is so easy.
XD
There is no trolling about your food log. You are a legit girly man.0 -
@rmikle:
Someone is clearly butt hurt if you keep stalking my page.
U MAD BRO?
I may not be the strongest guy in the world but I'm clearly in great shape.
If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too.
I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day.
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@rmikle:
Someone is clearly butt hurt if you keep stalking my page.
U MAD BRO?
I may not be the strongest guy in the world but I'm clearly in great shape.
If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too.
I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day.
XD
@dirtyd89 - How can you make these statements and not expect an opinion in return. Are you trying to be ASSertive again?:laugh:
Couple of responses that I couldn't resist:
"If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too." No way to do this naturally in 10 weeks. Prove it.
"I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day." What does this mean? Are you trying to say that MMA fighters don't have stamina endurance, but you do?0 -
This is going to be the last comment I make on this post so I'll make it quick.
I prefer stamina endurance where I can move faster where as if I had muscle endurance (too much muscle) I move slower which isn't what I want to do on the fitness side of things.
Yeah I was exaggerating on the 20 lbs but you still get the point.
By the way I was talking to another person not you when I made that comment.0 -
This is going to be the last comment I make on this post so I'll make it quick.
I prefer stamina endurance where I can move faster where as if I had muscle endurance (too much muscle) I move slower which isn't what I want to do on the fitness side of things.
Yeah I was exaggerating on the 20 lbs but you still get the point.
By the way I was talking to another person not you when I made that comment.
Lol tell that to Adrian Peterson.0 -
Lol tell that to Adrian Peterson.0
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My Grandpa's favorite color was pink, and he looked and acted just like John Wayne. I feel sorry for anyone whoever thought they could revoke his man card.0
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*sideeye*0
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Okay, I'll play:
4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
HA! my cousin's EX husband did this. He's history.0
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