Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    ^ just a sec...lemme get my popcorn ready.

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    Okay...ready!
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
    @rmikle:
    Really?
    Yes.
    I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
    Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

    That answer was pathetic. If youre a runner, you should be eating more to replenish. Also, you just lost your man card because you said youre a runner.
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
    @rmikle:
    Really?
    Yes.
    I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
    Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

    Im pretty sure any woman on this site eats more than you.
  • TattednPierced
    TattednPierced Posts: 358
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  • solarpower4
    solarpower4 Posts: 250 Member
    for sale:
    1 pink Miami Vice tee shirt
    2 pairs shorty shorts, daisy duke jean cute off, one acid washed.

    Were do I go turn in my card? If you excuse me, I'll be crying.

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    I disagree with everyone of those.

    The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

    Yes, this!!

    Sooo ture, I've drama follows you, it's YOU not other girls.
  • solarpower4
    solarpower4 Posts: 250 Member
    1.) If you drink out of a straw.
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    drinks with straw, still manly

    2)
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    shaven...still manly.

    3)
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    v-necks can be very manly. especially when there is something dangling out like that all reckless and stuff. (belt)

    4)
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    these shorts are short but man OH MAN that's still a man if I ever saw one.

    5)
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    sorry prince gets double billing b/c....those eyes. *swoon* and have you SEEN the women he's bedded? all man.

    6)
    thumb_COLOURBOX4503491.jpg drinking fruity drink --still manly

    7)
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    sometimes a man needs time to get things in order before facing his problems, case in point harrison ford. *read, ducks in a row*.

    8)
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    I don't care if they're crying cause they broke a nail...them's hawt!

    9)
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    sweater vest you say? yum. -- ding. ding. manly.


    Just wanted a chance to post the eye candy again!!
  • solarpower4
    solarpower4 Posts: 250 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    I like your list better. Plus #11 Skinny Jeans.

    Oooh, love this list, too! Thanks for a good laugh!
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    @rmikle:
    Really?
    Yes.
    I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
    Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

    @dirtyd - brah? Word of advice, don't talk that way in Hawaii. BTW, bought a purple shirt to see who would try to take my mancard. I guarantee that I could out run you, as I run at least 3 miles a day and 6 miles on the weekend.

    @solarpower - I love your dress :laugh:
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    The pink thing always makes me laugh. Just a random snapple fact: Pink was first associated with boy babies, and blue for girl babies...just saying. And I have yet to see a girl pull off pink better than a guy...just sayin ;)
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    Meh, not very funny. I also don't like that this type of joke perpetuates false masculinity. I like an occasional fruity drink, I watch Glee and Gilmore girls, I like shopping and cooking, and various other "not manly!" things. Yet my hands are usually dirty and cut up from working, I like working on cars and with wood, etc.

    You are more than welcome to my man card though, I don't require it. :flowerforyou:

    Can I have your man card? LOL I think you just might be as close to perfect as a guy can get...tell me? do you wear pink? how tall are you lol
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    Wearing skinny jeans?

    LMAO ... best one!!!! NO MAN should ever wear skinny jeans. There s a guy at my office that does and EVERYONE gives him so much **** about it! LOL

    As for me, I guess I'm in trouble. I shave my body hair into a V-necked sweater vest! :laugh:

    SEXY! You win

    How you doin'? :flowerforyou:

    Trying to squeeze into my skinny jeans....lol....not really. I bought a pair and think they look ridiculous. I only like boot cut (even though i don't wear boots)
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    i fail at over half of these

    and that is because you can sir....you could wear a dress and keep your man card in my opinion. :love:
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    Now see...THIS is a good list! LOL that's some funny stuff right there
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    The V-neck is however acceptable with man-hair.

    This is why I wear a V-neck that goes down to my belly button!

    OMGAWD! lol
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    I wanna FR most of you before this gets locked and I lose all you wonderful people! lol
  • olDave
    olDave Posts: 557 Member
    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?


    LOL....good one.:laugh:
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    I :heart: you :flowerforyou:
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Jared and I disagree with #3. :bigsmile:


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  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Okay, I'll play:


    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.



    HA! my cousin's EX husband did this. He's history.
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
    I love the comments.
    Your all puppets on my strings.
    Trolling you people is so easy.
    XD
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
    I love the comments.
    Your all puppets on my strings.
    Trolling you people is so easy.
    XD

    There is no trolling about your food log. You are a legit girly man.
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
    @rmikle:
    Someone is clearly butt hurt if you keep stalking my page.
    U MAD BRO?
    I may not be the strongest guy in the world but I'm clearly in great shape.
    If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too.
    I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day.
    XD
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    @rmikle:
    Someone is clearly butt hurt if you keep stalking my page.
    U MAD BRO?
    I may not be the strongest guy in the world but I'm clearly in great shape.
    If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too.
    I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day.
    XD

    @dirtyd89 - How can you make these statements and not expect an opinion in return. Are you trying to be ASSertive again?:laugh:

    Couple of responses that I couldn't resist:
    "If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too." No way to do this naturally in 10 weeks. Prove it.

    "I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day." What does this mean? Are you trying to say that MMA fighters don't have stamina endurance, but you do?
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
    This is going to be the last comment I make on this post so I'll make it quick.
    I prefer stamina endurance where I can move faster where as if I had muscle endurance (too much muscle) I move slower which isn't what I want to do on the fitness side of things.
    Yeah I was exaggerating on the 20 lbs but you still get the point.
    By the way I was talking to another person not you when I made that comment.
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
    This is going to be the last comment I make on this post so I'll make it quick.
    I prefer stamina endurance where I can move faster where as if I had muscle endurance (too much muscle) I move slower which isn't what I want to do on the fitness side of things.
    Yeah I was exaggerating on the 20 lbs but you still get the point.
    By the way I was talking to another person not you when I made that comment.

    Lol tell that to Adrian Peterson.
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,855 Member
    Lol tell that to Adrian Peterson.
    Whew! Talk about thread drift.... we went around the world!
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    My Grandpa's favorite color was pink, and he looked and acted just like John Wayne. I feel sorry for anyone whoever thought they could revoke his man card.
  • tallulahthunderbird
    tallulahthunderbird Posts: 138 Member
    *sideeye*
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,855 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.



    HA! my cousin's EX husband did this. He's history.
    Good, he needs to be history!

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