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    Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      ^ just a sec...lemme get my popcorn ready.

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      Okay...ready!
    • Posts: 101 Member
      @rmikle:
      Really?
      Yes.
      I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
      Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

      That answer was pathetic. If youre a runner, you should be eating more to replenish. Also, you just lost your man card because you said youre a runner.
    • Posts: 101 Member
      @rmikle:
      Really?
      Yes.
      I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
      Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

      Im pretty sure any woman on this site eats more than you.
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    • Posts: 250 Member
      for sale:
      1 pink Miami Vice tee shirt
      2 pairs shorty shorts, daisy duke jean cute off, one acid washed.

      Were do I go turn in my card? If you excuse me, I'll be crying.

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      Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahaha
    • Posts: 457 Member
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      Yes, this!!

      Sooo ture, I've drama follows you, it's YOU not other girls.
    • Posts: 250 Member
      1.) If you drink out of a straw.
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      drinks with straw, still manly

      2)
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      shaven...still manly.

      3)
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      v-necks can be very manly. especially when there is something dangling out like that all reckless and stuff. (belt)

      4)
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      these shorts are short but man OH MAN that's still a man if I ever saw one.

      5)
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      sorry prince gets double billing b/c....those eyes. *swoon* and have you SEEN the women he's bedded? all man.

      6)
      thumb_COLOURBOX4503491.jpg drinking fruity drink --still manly

      7)
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      sometimes a man needs time to get things in order before facing his problems, case in point harrison ford. *read, ducks in a row*.

      8)
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      I don't care if they're crying cause they broke a nail...them's hawt!

      9)
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      sweater vest you say? yum. -- ding. ding. manly.


      Just wanted a chance to post the eye candy again!!
    • Posts: 250 Member
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      I like your list better. Plus #11 Skinny Jeans.

      Oooh, love this list, too! Thanks for a good laugh!
    • Posts: 1,353
      @rmikle:
      Really?
      Yes.
      I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
      Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

      @dirtyd - brah? Word of advice, don't talk that way in Hawaii. BTW, bought a purple shirt to see who would try to take my mancard. I guarantee that I could out run you, as I run at least 3 miles a day and 6 miles on the weekend.

      @solarpower - I love your dress :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,321 Member
      The pink thing always makes me laugh. Just a random snapple fact: Pink was first associated with boy babies, and blue for girl babies...just saying. And I have yet to see a girl pull off pink better than a guy...just sayin ;)
    • Posts: 1,164 Member
      Meh, not very funny. I also don't like that this type of joke perpetuates false masculinity. I like an occasional fruity drink, I watch Glee and Gilmore girls, I like shopping and cooking, and various other "not manly!" things. Yet my hands are usually dirty and cut up from working, I like working on cars and with wood, etc.

      You are more than welcome to my man card though, I don't require it. :flowerforyou:

      Can I have your man card? LOL I think you just might be as close to perfect as a guy can get...tell me? do you wear pink? how tall are you lol
    • Posts: 1,164 Member
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      How you doin'? :flowerforyou:

      Trying to squeeze into my skinny jeans....lol....not really. I bought a pair and think they look ridiculous. I only like boot cut (even though i don't wear boots)
    • Posts: 1,164 Member
      i fail at over half of these

      and that is because you can sir....you could wear a dress and keep your man card in my opinion. :love:
    • Posts: 1,164 Member
      Okay, I'll play:

      1) You can't parallel park.
      2) You iron your jeans.
      3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
      4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
      5) You can't hold a job.
      6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
      7) You dye your own hair.
      8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
      9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
      10) You love to play bunco.

      Now see...THIS is a good list! LOL that's some funny stuff right there
    • Posts: 1,164 Member
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      This is why I wear a V-neck that goes down to my belly button!

      OMGAWD! lol
    • Posts: 1,164 Member
      I wanna FR most of you before this gets locked and I lose all you wonderful people! lol
    • Posts: 557 Member
      pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


      ?


      LOL....good one.:laugh:
    • Posts: 563 Member
      Okay, I'll play:

      1) You can't parallel park.
      2) You iron your jeans.
      3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
      4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
      5) You can't hold a job.
      6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
      7) You dye your own hair.
      8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
      9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
      10) You love to play bunco.

      I :heart: you :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 6,990 Member
      Jared and I disagree with #3. :bigsmile:


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    • Posts: 6,990 Member
      Okay, I'll play:


      4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.



      HA! my cousin's EX husband did this. He's history.
    • Posts: 170
      I love the comments.
      Your all puppets on my strings.
      Trolling you people is so easy.
      XD
    • Posts: 101 Member
      I love the comments.
      Your all puppets on my strings.
      Trolling you people is so easy.
      XD

      There is no trolling about your food log. You are a legit girly man.
    • Posts: 170
      @rmikle:
      Someone is clearly butt hurt if you keep stalking my page.
      U MAD BRO?
      I may not be the strongest guy in the world but I'm clearly in great shape.
      If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too.
      I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day.
      XD
    • Posts: 1,353
      @rmikle:
      Someone is clearly butt hurt if you keep stalking my page.
      U MAD BRO?
      I may not be the strongest guy in the world but I'm clearly in great shape.
      If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too.
      I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day.
      XD

      @dirtyd89 - How can you make these statements and not expect an opinion in return. Are you trying to be ASSertive again?:laugh:

      Couple of responses that I couldn't resist:
      "If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too." No way to do this naturally in 10 weeks. Prove it.

      "I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day." What does this mean? Are you trying to say that MMA fighters don't have stamina endurance, but you do?
    • Posts: 170
      This is going to be the last comment I make on this post so I'll make it quick.
      I prefer stamina endurance where I can move faster where as if I had muscle endurance (too much muscle) I move slower which isn't what I want to do on the fitness side of things.
      Yeah I was exaggerating on the 20 lbs but you still get the point.
      By the way I was talking to another person not you when I made that comment.
    • Posts: 101 Member
      This is going to be the last comment I make on this post so I'll make it quick.
      I prefer stamina endurance where I can move faster where as if I had muscle endurance (too much muscle) I move slower which isn't what I want to do on the fitness side of things.
      Yeah I was exaggerating on the 20 lbs but you still get the point.
      By the way I was talking to another person not you when I made that comment.

      Lol tell that to Adrian Peterson.
    • Posts: 1,854 Member
      Lol tell that to Adrian Peterson.
      Whew! Talk about thread drift.... we went around the world!
    • Posts: 820 Member
      My Grandpa's favorite color was pink, and he looked and acted just like John Wayne. I feel sorry for anyone whoever thought they could revoke his man card.
    • Posts: 138 Member
      *sideeye*
    • Posts: 1,854 Member
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      HA! my cousin's EX husband did this. He's history.
      Good, he needs to be history!
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