Girls who dress like strippers to work out.....

How do you feel about strippers dressing as girls who are going to work out?

Do you mean strippers dressing as girls-who-are-going-to-work-out, or do you mean strippers, who, going to work out, are dressed like girls? Either way, I have no feelings. I'm a robot.

Would you have feelings if I meant girls who dress as girls working out and working out with strippers and later dressing like strippers?

I could conceivably have feelings if you meant girls who dress as girls working out their problems with strippers by working out with strippers.

Then that's what I meant.

How do you feel about strippers dressing as girls who are going to work out?

Do you mean strippers dressing as girls-who-are-going-to-work-out, or do you mean strippers, who, going to work out, are dressed like girls? Either way, I have no feelings. I'm a robot.

Would you have feelings if I meant girls who dress as girls working out and working out with strippers and later dressing like strippers?

I could conceivably have feelings if you meant girls who dress as girls working out their problems with strippers by working out with strippers.

Then that's what I meant.

Then why do I still feel nothing? You must have meant something else.

The motel across the street from my job is a known hooker hot spot, I've never seen a woman at the gym looking like one of them.

I'm not even going to get into how offensive what you said was, I think it's been covered.

This thread has degenerated into a bad Blur parody.

WOO HOO!

How do you feel about strippers dressing as girls who are going to work out?

Do you mean strippers dressing as girls-who-are-going-to-work-out, or do you mean strippers, who, going to work out, are dressed like girls? Either way, I have no feelings. I'm a robot.

Would you have feelings if I meant girls who dress as girls working out and working out with strippers and later dressing like strippers?

I could conceivably have feelings if you meant girls who dress as girls working out their problems with strippers by working out with strippers.

Then that's what I meant.

Then why do I still feel nothing? You must have meant something else.

Nah, I think you're just a robot....dressed as a stripper.

I get emotional when I strip, so I wear this to protect myself:

Note to self: Wood evokes emotion in strippers.

Especially in wood strippers. Isn't that what we're talking about? If it isn't, I wasted nearly 14 seconds looking for a stripper picture without any nudity.

So I came here to see what people are saying to motivate each other to lose weight and maintain a healthy weight, and the first thread I come across is about stripper workouts... I misread.. I'm disappointed.

But since I'm here I will say this.... Yes, there are women, and men don't forget them, that do dress to impress. I don't think there's nothing wrong with that. If the woman feels like putting on her make-up, fixing her hair, and dressing up before working out, I say go for it! And if the men feels like they need to make sure there's an appropriate 'bulge' in their pocket, fine. I, on the other hand, will dress for myself and if you don't like it... tough!

No one deserves to be stared at. Of course a passing glance makes sense, every one does it but to stare in a rude manner?

You're right but as a rational adult you accept sometimes your actions will have a reaction you do not like and then you weigh up whether it is worth doing or not.

Yes, nobody should stare. Yes, nobody should be rude. Yes, everyone should be able to wear what they like without judgement.

Is that the world we live in? No.

I accept that if I prance around the gym wearing nothing but my lycra cycling bib shorts I might get a few...glances. Would I complain about it even if they were negative? No. I would accept responsibility for my actions.

So you are essentially saying staring is OK? Because other people do it? Like Ghandi said, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

And it isn't prancing. Some people like to feel comfortable and unrestricted when they train. I know I do with vests. I get pretty damned sweaty and uncomfortable if I train in a tee so train in a vest, for comfort.

It's spelled Gandhi. G-A-N-D-H-I.

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