The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    I love petting a cute little kitty!!!! :devil:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
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    Meow
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
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    I love how this went from fisting to stripping rules
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
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    I had a Facebook chat with a friend of mine earlier that went from Usain Bolt to paedophiles via Uri Geller.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    I had a Facebook chat with a friend of mine earlier that went from Usain Bolt to paedophiles via Uri Geller.
    Uri Geller supplies paedophiles?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    I was about to confirm that my innocence with respect to strip clubs is genuine but then I remembered those sex clubs in Bangkok.
    Yay - I'm more innocent than Bern :)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Confusious says "Man walking thru turnstyle backwards, always going to bangcock!"
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
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    [Yay - I'm more innocent than Bern :)
    Just giving my halo and wings a clean so I can pass them on to Tinz. Hope they fit him OK.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
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    Morning all, prob won't be on much as smashed my phone screen at the gym this morning!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    you crunched it in your abs?
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    I thought of Sonya Blade when I saw this thread.



    Not Sonya Blade:sad:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Morning all!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
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    Who is Sonya Blade?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
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    you crunched it in your abs?
    My forearms are so massive that my grip was too tight....


    Just kidding, I dropped it from my locker, so a 5ft fall. It still works ish but new one is being delivered tonight!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    you crunched it in your abs?
    My forearms are so massive that my grip was too tight....


    Just kidding, I dropped it from my locker, so a 5ft fall. It still works ish but new one is being delivered tonight!

    Massive forearms and tight grip...gee what causes that? :happy:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    Who is Sonya Blade?
    I had to google it, she must have been looking at your profile pic Bern...
    Sonya-Blade.jpg
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
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    Her tummy's almost as toned and taut as mine is. Uncanny!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    It's exactly what I was thinking, only she's got her grapefruit in a stretchy vest and not in her had.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
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    It's easier on my back if I just carry them in my hands.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
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    It's easier on my back if I just carry them in my hands.

    Or you could get someone to carry them for you :wink:

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