The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    I thought of Sonya Blade when I saw this thread.



    Not Sonya Blade:sad:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Who is Sonya Blade?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    you crunched it in your abs?
    My forearms are so massive that my grip was too tight....


    Just kidding, I dropped it from my locker, so a 5ft fall. It still works ish but new one is being delivered tonight!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    you crunched it in your abs?
    My forearms are so massive that my grip was too tight....


    Just kidding, I dropped it from my locker, so a 5ft fall. It still works ish but new one is being delivered tonight!

    Massive forearms and tight grip...gee what causes that? :happy:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Who is Sonya Blade?
    I had to google it, she must have been looking at your profile pic Bern...
    Sonya-Blade.jpg
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Her tummy's almost as toned and taut as mine is. Uncanny!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    It's exactly what I was thinking, only she's got her grapefruit in a stretchy vest and not in her had.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It's easier on my back if I just carry them in my hands.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    It's easier on my back if I just carry them in my hands.

    Or you could get someone to carry them for you :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Gee I can't think of a single person who'd want to do that for me. Any ideas?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Gee I can't think of a single person who'd want to do that for me. Any ideas?

    No, that's not the question you should be considering, it should be how they are carried i.e. Someone (like me :happy: ) stood behind you supporting them that way, or if there are two 'supporters' then one stood either side. The final option woun't probably get past H&S but means a person standing infront of you and they walk backwards.

    My personal preference is the first one.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm only 5 ft 3. Option 1 could be a bit hard on the supporter's back.
  • Melissaf0925
    Melissaf0925 Posts: 110
    Morning all...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Gee I can't think of a single person who'd want to do that for me. Any ideas?

    No, that's not the question you should be considering, it should be how they are carried i.e. Someone (like me :happy: ) stood behind you supporting them that way, or if there are two 'supporters' then one stood either side. The final option woun't probably get past H&S but means a person standing infront of you and they walk backwards.

    My personal preference is the first one.

    I am better with my right hand so I call 'shotgun' or the right!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I am better with my right hand so I call 'shotgun' or the right!

    Massive forearm and tight grip is it?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    YOU BET,,,Add an anchor and it looks like Popeye's!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Afternoon all, just had my health check at the gym and it is confirmed, I am morbidly obese!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That will make you look even better when the weight falls off and those muscles get pumped.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Exactly, just even more incentive! I have another check in 8 weeks so I will be showing lots of improvements
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    And then you can start posting pics of your new buff body with no shirt on and your trousers pulled down just slightly too low.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    And then you can start posting pics of your new buff body with no shirt on and your trousers pulled down just slightly too low.
    Well that is another incentive then, to pose just like that for you Bern!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Can't wait!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Morning all. I've run out of internet on my phone :sad:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Oh no, how you going to cope?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Its funny how the internet phone was only invented in 1996 and it took a few more years for people to start using it. Now I feel lost without it
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I know what you mean. I sometimes wonder how I would cope. How you going to manage without flirting with men on kik?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Me flirt?! Never, wouldn't even know how. (just looking for my halo)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Me flirt?! Never, wouldn't even know how. (just looking for my halo)

    Not sure the halo will sit on top of those devil horns :tongue:

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