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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    But how do I get long lean muscles and a thigh gap??? i want a body like a dancer, but not a real dancer with gross muscles and stuff..

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Every MFP is thread is like a Harlem Shake Video

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  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Um, scuse me?

    Has anyone here ever....






















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    You disgust me.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    But how do I get long lean muscles and a thigh gap??? i want a body like a dancer, but not a real dancer with gross muscles and stuff..

    Just have a different workout video for every day of the week and don't even look at a weight or you will get bulky.
  • GeekAmour
    GeekAmour Posts: 262
    Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

    cookies?


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    No Cookie Monster! I don't know how to tell my children no, get rid of Cookie Monster so I can stop giving my kids junk!

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    My children are sabotaging me. They made me cupcakes at school for my birthday! Should I beat it out of them?

    Just get rid of them. If they don't support you while you're loosing they don't deserve you when you're finished

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  • Valqis
    Valqis Posts: 1,016 Member
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    But I just want a girlfriend....
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    OP 12 pages, are u insane? You must be new....

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  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    I'm sick and tired of my big thighs. How can I get rid of my thigh muscle while targeting the fat in my forearms?
  • highheeldiva01
    highheeldiva01 Posts: 1,206 Member
    im gonna report u!!!! This is not my flirting pal .com!!!!! hahahahahahhaha
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    I'm sick and tired of my big thighs. How can I get rid of my thigh muscle while targeting the fat in my forearms?

    For this you need one of those Dr Oz programs. I hear they are great for things like this...
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    But I just want a girlfriend....

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  • EvelynBfly78
    EvelynBfly78 Posts: 240 Member
    I've been eating 1200 calories for 2 days & I haven't lost any weight. Should I go down to 1000?

    Do I have to eat back my exercise calories?

    It's all so confusing
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Yes but do you know Kung Pow

    I know I'm several pages late and no one is talking about this any more, but:

    in for Kung Pow gifs

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  • tbetts23
    tbetts23 Posts: 303 Member
    Yes but do you know Kung Pow

    I know I'm several pages late and no one is talking about this any more, but:

    in for Kung Pow gifs

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    You're scaring me:cry:
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
    Why is everyone here so mean? I thought we were all here for the same reason. I should have stayed out of the forums.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Welcome to MFP!
  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
    Ive been doing this diet for three whole days and I'm not loosing anything! I get on the scale every hour on the hour and it hasn't changed! Somebody on line tod me the best way to loose weight was pregnant lady pee and eating 247 calories a day...all before 6:49 so it doesn't turn to fat if I sleep on my side, but its been three whole days! Do you think I'm in starvation mode? I'm so confused???????
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Ive been doing this diet for three whole days and I'm not loosing anything! I get on the scale every hour on the hour and it hasn't changed! Somebody on line tod me the best way to loose weight was pregnant lady pee and eating 247 calories a day...all before 6:49 so it doesn't turn to fat if I sleep on my side, but its been three whole days! Do you think I'm in starvation mode? I'm so confused???????

    Yes, drop your calories more so your body will eat the fat and not starve.
  • ChristineS_51
    ChristineS_51 Posts: 872 Member
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae6f150282f2c6fb76844f0e6844968b/tumblr_mgr7dgMTKi1rbsg6jo1_400.gif

    Now THAT didn't work :laugh:

    Can anyone FIX this??
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    This is so typical of the OP. I don't know why I even bothered clicking on this topic. I should have known based on the title it would end this way. :cry:

    ETA: I apologize, OP. Thread shaming is never ok.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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    Now THAT didn't work :laugh:

    Can anyone FIX this??

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    yw, you have to put in front and in back for the URL, but it has to be lowercase img.
  • ChristineS_51
    ChristineS_51 Posts: 872 Member
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    Now THAT didn't work :laugh:

    Can anyone FIX this??

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    yw, you have to put in front and in back for the URL, but it has to be lowercase img.

    Ah ha!! I knew I had to doit for pics, never posted a moving one before - thanks!!
  • dakotawitch
    dakotawitch Posts: 190 Member
    Do you have any peer reviewed studies to back that up?
  • dakotawitch
    dakotawitch Posts: 190 Member
    I've been eating 1200 calories for 2 days & I haven't lost any weight. Should I go down to 1000?

    Do I have to eat back my exercise calories?

    It's all so confusing

    Maybe you're like me and your body just works differently.
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
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  • zentha1384
    zentha1384 Posts: 323 Member
    I haven't read anything that is going on. Can someone please tell me exactly what I missed?

    Also because I haven't read anything I'm going to tell the OP to do what 90% of the people in the thread already advised.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Do you have any peer reviewed studies to back that up?

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I only argue with people who think Townhouse crackers are better than Ritz. Those fraudulent things aren't even on the same level as Ritz.
  • jessicac00k
    jessicac00k Posts: 5
    Lol circlejerk
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    This is so typical of the OP. I don't know why I even bothered clicking on this topic. I should have known based on the title it would end this way. :cry:

    ETA: I apologize, OP. Thread shaming is never ok.

    It's so true OP is always starting drama. I'm pretty sure she has multiple profiles and uses them to agree with herself about things

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