Help me pick my next wife...

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?
  • fluffywelshsheep
    fluffywelshsheep Posts: 26 Member
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    Soooooooooo funny
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D

    Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

    we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
    Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

    Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

    Which one would you like to apply for?

    Two words= Big Love
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
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    i have a catalog full of options...
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
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    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D

    Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

    we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
    Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

    Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

    Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D

    Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

    we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
    Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

    Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

    Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:

    Don't need to know spanish to pop out babies and clean the house, I guess. :wink: haha
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    The only way to check my hips out for sure is to properly grab them and pull them. Please proceed to that part of the interview.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

    Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:

    No Spanish isn't a prerequisite. Hopefully Hooked on Phonics will do the trick.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
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    you must also include that she is not allowed to gain more than 25 pounds during her pregnancy....and she better still be putting 3 meals on the table a day, even if she gets bed ridden
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    you must also include that she is not allowed to gain more than 25 pounds during her pregnancy....and she better still be putting 3 meals on the table a day, even if she gets bed ridden

    Oh she'll be doing a lot of bed riding.

    She must be able to make good protein shakes. That will have me coming in her yard.
  • libbybond
    libbybond Posts: 36
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    My little girl loves the outdoors - she will need a few more months before breeding
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

    Which one would you like to apply for?

    Two words= Big Love

    I'll apply for trophy wife and having a second wife will be good. I'll take first wife position.
  • goldfinger88
    goldfinger88 Posts: 686 Member
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    Can't imagine any woman wanting someone like you for any reason except to laugh at.
  • OBXbound4me
    OBXbound4me Posts: 245 Member
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    I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:

    ABSOLUTELY
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Can't imagine any woman wanting someone like you for any reason except to laugh at.

    Oh you don't mean that. Are you hungry?
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
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    that's not true....he looks like he has a good body, I wouldn't mind staring at it and laughing at his jokes\

    edit: I checked out the profile....great body and a hottie....so def worth marrying for shallow reasons, and the humor would keep the marriage going through the rough patches, like if your wife gained 5 pounds and became absolutely grotesquely obese, or burnt the roast for dinner. Instead of enduring the rough patch though, you can just slap her around and it'll learn her
  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
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    As long as she has good birthing hips, then age isn't a factor.

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    It is if she's past menopause.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

    Which one would you like to apply for?

    Two words= Big Love

    I'll apply for trophy wife and having a second wife will be good. I'll take first wife position.

    We need to discuss salary and fringe benefits. State your terms.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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