Intermittent Farting.

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
    I can't believe it's been a month since this thread saw the light of day. Time to spark some interest in I.F. and see if the flame still burns blue...
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    This thread made me lawlz
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Ugh this doesn't work for me. I have to fart at breakfast, otherwise I'm cranky and tired, and set up for a Fart binge by the afternoon. I also heard farting in the morning can increase your metabolism, tbh
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
    Ugh this doesn't work for me. I have to fart at breakfast, otherwise I'm cranky and tired, and set up for a Fart binge by the afternoon. I also heard farting in the morning can increase your metabolism, tbh
    My grandfather, who lived to age 94, used to have a funny saying...

    "A farting horse will never tire. A farting man is the one to hire."

    He normally accompanied this saying with intermittent farting. This proves I-F is healthy!!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    My grandpa used to fart only when his hearing aids were off. Guess he figured if he couldn't hear them, neither could we.

    Sorry grandpa, we could.
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    Win!
    This is,by far the funniest thing I've ever seen on mfp.
    I can't stop laughing.
    Must be my sick, health care sense of humor.
    Good one OP :flowerforyou: <<I'm sure this what your farts smell like...
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
    Don't be like the one lady I saw today at the grocery store, she was wearing white pants and I noticed something in her pants and she **** her pants. Too funny. She wasn't wearing any underwear.
  • DirtyTrickster
    DirtyTrickster Posts: 202 Member
    Sometimes when u go to fart...it's not fart. What dies that mean? Do I need steroids? Have I pulled a muscle? Maybe overtraining?

    I'm so ashamed.
  • lalonmeg000
    lalonmeg000 Posts: 276 Member
    I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?

    I literally just burst out laughing!
  • sblake204
    sblake204 Posts: 458 Member
    I think I will practice this as well.
    Took some time off due to an injury...to others

    As the saying goes..Rather lose a friend, than a gut!
  • FindingMyself24
    FindingMyself24 Posts: 613 Member
    bahahahaha...this thread made me laugh lol
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
    Hmmm... I might need to light a candle... :bigsmile:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I've decided to try Intermittent Farting. You basically skip breakfast, then you Fart, Intermittently. Most common practice is the 16/8 IF plan where you hold it for 16 seconds then you rip one for 8 seconds. The other alternative method of IF is called Fart, Stop, Fart, but that's more of an alternate day plan.

    BCAA's optional.

    I've been using this method for a number of years. I've found it highly ineffective for fat loss...although it did seem to help with bloating.

    Go figure.
  • kgammage86
    kgammage86 Posts: 15
    This **** is hilarious!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
    Fire in the hole... :bigsmile:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
    Thread recycle!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
    Long time, no intermittent fart thread...
  • lovelyx091
    lovelyx091 Posts: 217 Member
    Over 9000. And yes.

    Vegeta?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I tooted on something once.
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    all I hear in my head is Ze Frank from Youtube. His your eyes are stupid vid. "Why do think this impossible triangle is possible...fart noise...ppffffttttt!
  • Marcia661
    Marcia661 Posts: 183 Member
    lmao :)
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    OP deactivated! :laugh:
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    doh
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    OP deactivated! :laugh:

    No... No he didn't, actually :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    YES!!!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
    http://youtu.be/Egtf-zs_ugU?t=2m30s
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    iguana-fart-4265db27-original.gif

    YES!!!!

    I don't know whether to throw up or call my kid in to see this. :tongue:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,762 Member
    I don't know whether to throw up or call my kid in to see this. :tongue:
    Call the kids... and light a candle... Lizard farts are just nasty!!

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