Why do girls like to show their boyfriends off?

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  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    I wish I was dating a girl.

    A girl or a woman?
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I wish I was dating a girl.

    A girl or a woman?

    You mean...I have options?!
  • abrandnewme18
    abrandnewme18 Posts: 305
    I don't. I keep my boyfriend locked in a cage in the basement. I walk him once a day, letting him get their vitamin D. I feed him 2x a day and have a water bowl inside his cage. If he is a good boy, I let him out of the cage and let him sleep with me, but he has to sleep at the foot of the bed over the covers, because only the master of the house actually sleeps inside the bed. If he is a really good boy I will unleash him and give him a treat.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    I don't. I keep my boyfriend locked in a cage in the basement. I walk him once a day, letting him get their vitamin D. I feed him 2x a day and have a water bowl inside his cage. If he is a good boy, I let him out of the cage and let him sleep with me, but he has to sleep at the foot of the bed over the covers, because only the master of the house actually sleeps inside the bed. If he is a really good boy I will unleash him and give him a treat.

    thats actually kind of sick to read.... I cant tell if its your fantasy, your satirical nature, or that hes really in the basement.

    phreaky.
  • abrandnewme18
    abrandnewme18 Posts: 305
    I don't. I keep my boyfriend locked in a cage in the basement. I walk him once a day, letting him get their vitamin D. I feed him 2x a day and have a water bowl inside his cage. If he is a good boy, I let him out of the cage and let him sleep with me, but he has to sleep at the foot of the bed over the covers, because only the master of the house actually sleeps inside the bed. If he is a really good boy I will unleash him and give him a treat.

    thats actually kind of sick to read.... I cant tell if its your fantasy, your satirical nature, or that hes really in the basement.

    phreaky.

    you're a real bully, nikillis. :cry:
  • MorbidMander
    MorbidMander Posts: 349 Member
    Everyone is a bit shallow, I like showing him off because, A) He has an English accent. B) He is funny as hell. C) He is sexy as hell. Plus, it's nice to let people know I'm not a complete loser and actually have a person that wants to be with me. : P
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    I never introduced a boyfriend to my family first. My family would have sent any normal guy running.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    C) Plus, it's nice to let people know I'm not a complete loser and actually have a person that wants to be with me. : P

    That makes me a complete loser lol.
  • MaiLinna
    MaiLinna Posts: 580 Member
    My father's Ted Nugent. I try to keep the boyfriends away as long as I can so I can prepare them for the shotgun. XD
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Reasons to show off boyfriend:

    Friends/Family want to see who has made me so happy.

    He's hot!

    That's about all I can think of. LOL
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    They're seeing if you're soft enough to eat.
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    Because girls are tired of their families and friends bugging them???
  • meadow_sage
    meadow_sage Posts: 308 Member
    My girlfriend has met my entire family.....except for my wife.

    omg, lol
  • meadow_sage
    meadow_sage Posts: 308 Member
    macha isn't a real word

    I believe you are correct. However, "mocha" is.

    L.O.L.
  • meadow_sage
    meadow_sage Posts: 308 Member
    Great thread!

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