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    Sexercise?!?!

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    • Posts: 429 Member
      We tell them we have to go "fold laundry"


      What child is going to come bother you while you do that? They don't want to be asked to help.

      Lol I'll remember that!
    • Posts: 2,211 Member
      This site http://www.caloriesperhour.com/index_burn.php has it listed like this:
      Sexual Activity - light
      Sexual Activity - moderate
      Sexual Activity - vigorous
      cals burned vary according to weight, just as all exercise does. :tongue:

      Depending on level of activity then ... I would only burn 88-132 an hour.
      Suckish. Oh well, guess we'll just keep doing it for fun then as it isn't worth calling exercise.
    • Posts: 216 Member
      Yoga-karma sutra
    • Posts: 42 Member
      someone i know calls pleasing one's self "jogging in place". I guess sex would half as long.
      hahahahahahahahaha
    • Posts: 11 Member
      I actually found this online and thought it would be fitting for the convo:
      •Making Out, 30 minutes: 230 calories
      •Foreplay 20 minutes: 87 calories for women, 107 calories for men
      •Unclasping a bra with both hands: 8 calories
      •Unclasping a bra with one hand: 18 calories
      •Unclasping a bra with your mouth: 67 calories
      •Strip Tease: 60 Calories
      •Oral Sex: 100 calories
      •Missionary Position, 10 minutes: 250 calories
      •Woman on Top, 10 minutes: 300 calories for women, 130 calories for men.
      •Sex Standing Up: Up to 600 calories for both people.
      •*kitten*: Up to 150 calories per session.
      •Orgasm: From 60-100 calories

      So I guess it could be added...lol
    • Posts: 450 Member
      What do you think all those "HRM" entries are in my exercise diary!!!
    • Posts: 9,642 Member
      Yoga-karma sutra

      I like your style
    • Posts: 450 Member
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      yeah most women...not all :wink:

      Yeah someone needs to get out and about and experience was "most women" are really about!!
    • Posts: 976 Member
      What do you think all those "HRM" entries are in my exercise diary!!!

      Work it girl...WORK IT :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 577 Member
      We tell them we have to go "fold laundry"


      What child is going to come bother you while you do that? They don't want to be asked to help.

      So funny. lol

      I will have to keep that in mind.
    • Posts: 52 Member
      I thought about logging it but couldnt find how... i guess the closest thing would be a combination of booty shaking and push ups lol
    • Posts: 471 Member
      " Waking the neighbors" :p
    • Posts: 802 Member
      Polar FT 4.

      Contemplating wearing mine next time.. :embarassed:
    • Posts: 2,844 Member
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      What do you do with the other 5 minutes and 45 seconds? :laugh:

      Cool down time
    • Posts: 26 Member
      Too funny, I log mine under "mild stretching"...??? lol I didn't know what else to use!
    • Posts: 681 Member
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      yeah most women...not all :wink:
    • Posts: 2,211 Member
      My husband says it should be called 'bumping uglies.'
    • Posts: 67
      :wink: I do P90sex as much as I can.
    • Posts: 571 Member
      Depends how good your sexy time dance is.....

      too-sexy-i-cant-stand-it-sexy-dance-time-gif-too-sexy.gif
    • Posts: 590 Member
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      yeah most women...not all :wink:
      Excuse me?
    • Posts: 571 Member
      :wink: I do P90sex as much as I can.

      I see what you did there....:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,252 Member
      Struggle Snuggles... Wait.
    • Posts: 515 Member
      Extracurricular Activities
    • Posts: 243 Member
      I should keep my pedometer on during... but where to put it?? :D
    • Posts: 51 Member
      someone i know calls pleasing one's self "jogging in place". I guess sex would half as long.

      Hahahahaha love this but i actually have jogging in place as an exercise from when i used Wii fit. Will never look at it the same agian
    • Posts: 566 Member
      Somehow I feel most of the myfitnesspal people is thinking about sex this morning lol

      Well, engaging in regular physical activity is good for the libido :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,564 Member
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      Dafuq? When did you have sex with most women?

      Oh you do not know about this Concrete? This was in Maxim magazine, where have you been?
    • Posts: 444 Member
      The 30 second sweat?
    • Posts: 1,328 Member
      Where I'm from, we call it booncin'...
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    • Posts: 2,900 Member
      The 30 second sweat?

      30 seconds only, my apologies.
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