Pop tarts vs. Toaster Strudel

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  • kyodi
    kyodi Posts: 376 Member
    Just had pumpkin pie pop tart with lunch and it was magical. I literally forgot I was at work for a moment.



    Magical.


    Eff those other things. Eff them with a pop tart.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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  • caspergirl7
    caspergirl7 Posts: 590 Member
    Hands Down Toaster Strudel : )
  • majope
    majope Posts: 1,325 Member
    microwaved Cherry flavored poptarts are the best flavor of Poptart...
    Microwaved???? But how do you get them to pop out of the microwave? They're not called Wave-Tarts, you know.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    Just had pumpkin pie pop tart with lunch and it was magical. I literally forgot I was at work for a moment.



    Magical.


    Eff those other things. Eff them with a pop tart.

    I TOLD YOU! :drinker:
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
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    Stop summing up my thread with such clarity!
  • Justkeepswimmin
    Justkeepswimmin Posts: 777 Member
    Both are disgusting. Get some real, fresh bakery!

    Yeah if I'm gonna splurge it's not gonna be on either of those....
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    Both are disgusting. Get some real, fresh bakery!

    Yeah if I'm gonna splurge it's not gonna be on either of those....

    But pop tarts are so handy when you suddenly want to splurge at 9pm at night and you're in your pj's drinking wine :bigsmile: or is that just me :laugh:
  • littlelily613
    littlelily613 Posts: 769 Member
    I like both! Favourite pop tarts= smores and cookies and cream. Favourite toaster strudel= probably strawberry cream cheese, blueberry, wildberry.
  • popTarts4LYFE
    popTarts4LYFE Posts: 3
    All you mother****ers talkin mess bout my p-tarts is basic hos that gon get capped!!!!1

    POP TARTS 4 LYFE!!! DROWN MY *kitten* IN FROSTED STRAWBERRY GOODENSS, BETCH!!11one
  • StrudelNudelBlazeIt
    StrudelNudelBlazeIt Posts: 3
    All you mother****ers talkin mess bout my p-tarts is basic hos that gon get capped!!!!1

    POP TARTS 4 LYFE!!! DROWN MY *kitten* IN FROSTED STRAWBERRY GOODENSS, BETCH!!11one
    I don't know about you- but I don't like the crusty *kitten* seminal fluid that coats poop farts- that will give you anal leakage up in dis hizzuh. I get dat strudel, lick dem icing off mah fingahs, so you best be steppin you **** gargling ****boy!
  • popTarts4LYFE
    popTarts4LYFE Posts: 3
    mufukka getcha head on str8!!! you ain't got **** on my kellogg's tarts!!

    toaster strudels were engineered by hitler in the late 70s to **** OUR WOMEN and PLOW OUR GOOD AMERICAN FIELDS

    ITS TIME TO WAKE THE **** UP AMERICA

    PILSBERY IS NAZIS AND HITLER IS THEIR GOLDEN GOD

    look mufukka all is tryna say iz toaster strudel taste like a fat **** in my ear and pop tarts is like the dankest dro i ever huffed on

    POPTARTS FOR REAL THOUGH, *****ES NEEDA RECOGNIZE!!!!!111 DOWN WITH PILSBURY NAZIS!1111eleven
  • StrudelNudelBlazeIt
    StrudelNudelBlazeIt Posts: 3
    Look Iunno what shyyt you down wif smokin' on (hit me up guh if you wanz to bang da rocks), but frankly sir I find your disregard for quality ingredients to be ****ing disgusting like some gorilla ****. Like dat vietnam warfare ****. Straight struttin cowuhd. I got da flake, you got da fake. DAYUMMMMM YO GOINA JAIL NA! I'LL TAKE DEM CHARGES DOE I"LL TAKE DEM CHARGES BETCHU WONT SWING DOE. MUTHA****A WITH YO NASTY *kitten* KELLOGS BULL**** LOOKIN LIKE KERMIT THE FROGS BOOTEH HOLE. You and yo ashy *kitten* poptarts best be movin on to the next town for I lay some knowledge on yo *kitten*.

    Look when my strudel comin out da oven- **** be toasty
    but you can't even say you gonzta put a tart in no oven, **** be nasty like nesferatu. FILM!

    *****. SWERVE. SKERT. NIQQA.
    EDIT: Spelling. Sorry about that folks.
  • popTarts4LYFE
    popTarts4LYFE Posts: 3
    aight imma get my gat we settle this ***** on the SKREETS MUFUKKA
  • StrudelNudelBlazeIt
    StrudelNudelBlazeIt Posts: 3
    aight imma get my gat we settle this ***** on the SKREETS MUFUKKA
    Negro. I will drop yo *kitten* like a watermelon on the fourth of july. Sploosh niqqa!
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    All you mother****ers talkin mess bout my p-tarts is basic hos that gon get capped!!!!1

    POP TARTS 4 LYFE!!! DROWN MY *kitten* IN FROSTED STRAWBERRY GOODENSS, BETCH!!11one

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