Fess Up Dog Lovers

See my profile pic? That's how dogs react when humans try to kiss them.

Holy crap, your avatar! I'm in tears! I need to show that to the girl who runs our rescue. Hilarious!!!

Only one of my dogs is a face licker. She'll crawl across my face when I'm trying to sleep so she can pin me down and lick me, that's how desperate she is to lick my face! Luckily she's the smaller of the two. I don't know what it is with her and that sense of urgency. It's funny.

See avatar-- some dogs are like people--they don't want to be kissed by a dog either.

I don't initiate it; but occasionally she catches me off guard.

That Avi. Ohmergerd. So funny.

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So...you mean to tell me French kissing your dog is not okay? Oops

Yepp, happens all the time. Sometimes when I'm eating on the couch since she's so little and quiet, she manages to jump on me and lick the inside of my mouth while I'm talking before I can process what the hell is happening. She also likes to take pieces of food off of my plate when it's on my lap and I'm not paying attention--I just look down and half my chicken is missing.

When she does lick me on the mouth though, I move my head around so she gets cheek or chin, but she goes right for the mouth. I think it's because she knows that's where all the food goes and she's trying to savor any left overs.

Heck no! My dog's breath smells like garbage.

Nothing wrong with a little doggie love But sometimes I have to wash my face afterwards.

I tell you what (Hank Hill voice), I'd much rather put up with a little dog slobber than let a snot-nosed little child come anywhere NEAR me when they're dirty, drooly and seven kinds of sticky.

Dogs > children!!

A little dog spit never killed anyone! My 3 gi-normous dogs get me every day.

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I let mine all the time but I also brush their teeth and give them dentastix....love my babies!

No. Never. But I know people who do, and it almost gags me. They aren't your children - they're animals.

My pets are my children and they know how to give kisses on command.

same here......I have six babies and the all kiss me. I'm still living and rarely sick. :flowerforyou:

Human mouths carry many more different kinds of germs. Yes, animals lick unsavory parts but they don't carry as many infectious and communicable diseases. How many of you have NOT kissed someone who was sick or had a cold not to mention variant kinds of sex with humans. If a puppy doesn't give kissies, I won't take it.

You guys are pansies. Dogs mouths are no worse than any human, but you have no problem sticking your tongue down your partners throat. My dog licks my face all the time.

I saw an TV episode that collected saliva from dogs and humans, and after some time in a Petri dish, they confirmed that the bacteria profile weren't that different.

I have yet to see a human lick their own butt. Just sayin...That would be impressive if they were able to however.

No. When my german shepherd was still alive I heard her drinking from the toilet. It was the middle of the night and I was asleep, but I still heard her lapping. Unfortunately by bedroom door was slightly ajar and she walked in and kissed my face, with toilet water dripping onto me from her muzzle. I was instantly wide awake and yelling, and thankfully, only woke up my husband.

umm, hi.

Which of you let your dogs kiss your face like this?

I share my ice water after a run or when outside playing and of course I let the smallest member of my pack show his affection in every way he knows how, and I give it right back.

Which of you let your dogs kiss your face like this?

Also, this beautiful canine bears a striking resemblance to my girl. I like it!