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  • littlebeardedlifter
    littlebeardedlifter Posts: 790 Member
    shorts keep falling down, i need a smaller pair......to wife
  • je551caDan13ls
    je551caDan13ls Posts: 114
    Txting to both my sister and my husband.

    To Husband: I love you.

    To Sister: Suit and Tie (refering to Justin Timberlakes new single)
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Right on
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    "Good thing he's cute, because he's desperately stupid."

    :P
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
    To my boyfriend: "have my kids this weekend. Need a quickie to hold me over 'til next wknd then I'm YOURS!"
  • moonglo82
    moonglo82 Posts: 27 Member
    To my husband: "yes why?"
  • Bracciano
    Bracciano Posts: 85 Member
    To my friend via kik "I don't care dude, just get it fixed"
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    "He hurt me"
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    "Slim Shady is still outside." This is my cat and my MIL wants him to come in. lol.
  • DP325i
    DP325i Posts: 677 Member
    "Ever think that's part of the reason I do it? Lol" in response to a text that said "U did ..... and i said what now?!?!?!?! And u said nothing so i put a ? Mark and then you put a ? Mark! Im soooo confused you cant do this kinda stuff to me it makes my head hurt....."
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    Right on

    Was to you about supper. :P
  • ejensen86
    ejensen86 Posts: 41
    'Yes, I'm open so whenever you're free'
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    to my mom:
    "Ok...but if I make it all the way there and find out that you've *kitten* your pants, I'm not going to be entirely excited to see you"
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    To my friend "I don't blame you for wanting it!"



    It was about a phone.
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    To my Co-worker:

    "You know me, always trying to be nice and help someone!"
  • SmallMimi
    SmallMimi Posts: 541 Member
    "Hope he doesn't break grandmas toilet again." to my hubby
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    To my coworker: Seahorses
  • nje444
    nje444 Posts: 62
    Pumped for Crafts!
  • kdaxon
    kdaxon Posts: 340 Member
    "I need to get shamammered immediately!"

    my best friend
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    To my daughter-

    "I don't have any more time to deal with this mess you have gotten into, so you will have to come up with a solution on your own."

    She skipped school yesterday and got caught. She now has no car since I've taken it and is freaking out on how to get to work for the next month. Asshat.
  • Katina3333
    Katina3333 Posts: 259 Member
    Yay :)

    (his coworkers liked the lemon cake with creamcheese / whip cream icing and they all want me to open a bakery because I send him to work every other Friday with my baking left overs. lol)
  • Hi_Im_Jess
    Hi_Im_Jess Posts: 347 Member
    "I need this (effing) puppy in my life" along with a picture lmao
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,862 Member
    "I'm here."

    To my son to let him know I was in the lobby at his office.
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    i dont text so
  • richardositosanchez
    richardositosanchez Posts: 260 Member
    "It takes a while but once u learn it's fun!"
  • JessicaOnKeto
    JessicaOnKeto Posts: 364 Member
    To my best friend:
    "Omg! Don't EVAR let me eat McDonald's again."
  • alvalaurie
    alvalaurie Posts: 369 Member
    To my hubby - "Ok :(("

    He's going to the river after work & I won't get to go b/c instead I'll be battling Austin traffic. :((
  • AprilMae1975
    AprilMae1975 Posts: 726
    It's ok :)
    to my hubby
  • SweetestLibby
    SweetestLibby Posts: 607 Member
    "hmmmmm. What time are you leaving work?"

    making plans for dinner and a movie!
  • robjenga
    robjenga Posts: 175 Member
    Eat a ****!

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