baked 3 choc chip cookies... roommate ate em all
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so we all do cardio
We don't all think that cookies are the enemy.0 -
u should be thanking him
It's three cookies. It's not like he's going to gain 45 pounds from it. If I did cardio, I would eat way more than three cookies.0 -
why are you eating cookies?????????
Why is that your concern? :huh:
Talk to him about it. Just be like, dude, those were my cookies. I don't appreciate you eating them. You could have asked if you wanted one. Might help set up more boundaries.
Far too reasonable. Not allowed.
I forgot where I was for a minute.
What I meant to say was, next time put some pubes in there. Nothing like picking short and curlies out of your cookies.0 -
I would bake a nice big hash cookie and leave it on the counter.
a good .2-4g of hash in the cookie will kick his *kitten* so hard he will never touch your cookies again.
also if you come in at the 9 hour mark he will be really really high, maybe rent a clown costume or something, traumatise the **** our of him. maybe a giant cookie suit or even better COOKIE MONSTER.
that would scar someone for life. make sure you film it.
now I want to eat your cookies. mmmmm. all kinds o cookies. :drinker:0 -
You fired up the oven just to bake three cookies?
You should have made some fish sticks too, then he would have eaten those instead.
Fixed it--
You should have made some fish sticks too, then he would have eaten those TOO.
Pretty lame of your roommate, talk to him, set up some boundaries0 -
why are you eating cookies?????????
Why is that your concern? :huh:
Talk to him about it. Just be like, dude, those were my cookies. I don't appreciate you eating them. You could have asked if you wanted one. Might help set up more boundaries.
Far too reasonable. Not allowed.
I forgot where I was for a minute.
What I meant to say was, next time put some pubes in there. Nothing like picking short and curlies out of your cookies.
Much more site appropriate. :drinker:0 -
I would bake a nice big hash cookie and leave it on the counter.
a good .2-4g of hash in the cookie will kick his *kitten* so hard he will never touch your cookies again.
also if you come in at the 9 hour mark he will be really really high, maybe rent a clown costume or something, traumatise the **** our of him. maybe a giant cookie suit or even better COOKIE MONSTER.
that would scar someone for life. make sure you film it.
now I want to eat your cookies. mmmmm. all kinds o cookies. :drinker:
I think he had already been smoking something so that is why he couldn't resist the cookies :smokin:
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keep eating cookies................................0
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You only made 3 cookies? I'd find a better roommate if I was him.
This is kind of along the lines of what I was thinking. Maybe he thought you'd made more, ate some, and left those for him...how thoughtful! =-)
Is he walking around with a little smile? If so don't beat him, it's not smug, it's a misunderstanding. He might truly NOT have conceived of the idea of baking only 3 cookies like it never crossed his mind. He might have thought you baked the regular dozen or so people normally make and then thought, "Whoa she's been working out sooooooooo much and now she fell off the wagon with eating over half a batch of cookies? Yikes. I'll just eat the ones she left me and stay out of her way. I don't want to make her feel bad."
I guess it requires talking about to find out what went wrong, you never know he may offer to get you something from starbucks or something to make up for it. If he does do NOT focus on it's not your gourmet cookie dough. Focus on he's trying to make amends and probably doesn't know where to get that precise dough. Good luck. Roomate situations are hard.0 -
I would bake a nice big hash cookie and leave it on the counter.
a good .2-4g of hash in the cookie will kick his *kitten* so hard he will never touch your cookies again.
also if you come in at the 9 hour mark he will be really really high, maybe rent a clown costume or something, traumatise the **** our of him. maybe a giant cookie suit or even better COOKIE MONSTER.
that would scar someone for life. make sure you film it.
now I want to eat your cookies. mmmmm. all kinds o cookies. :drinker:
I think he had already been smoking something so that is why he couldn't resist the cookies :smokin:
lool good point. hahaha.0 -
When the hubby and I lived at our father-in-law's house, we had the same thing happen with my brother-in-law...grazed everything. I baked a cake for a coworker's birthday and I told the hubby if his brother ate any of that cake I might flip out. He wrapped the cake container with masking tape and wrote on it DO NOT EAT-then he placed 3 oatmeal cream pies next to the cake for his brother to eat those instead. The cake made it to work in one piece...just a suggestion :laugh:0
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keep eating cookies................................
Pssst...no one cares! :flowerforyou:0 -
keep eating cookies................................
Okay, I'm just going to say what I think every one else wants to say to you. You're a negative, annoying hag who probably should invest in some spelling/grammar lessons.
Precisely. And I just thought I would remind you that this is a weight-loss website, that you are signed up on because you want to lose weight. This is not a place to try to act like you're better than everyone else because you don't eat cookies. Get it together.0 -
Kick his *kitten*. Not even joking; eating another man/woman's freshly baked cookies is just too far and deserves a swift punch to the stomach.
People have faced my rage for less.0 -
He might truly NOT have conceived of the idea of baking only 3 cookies like it never crossed his mind. He might have thought you baked the regular dozen or so people normally make...
This is a possibility too...0 -
keep eating cookies................................
Okay, I'm just going to say what I think every one else wants to say to you. You're a negative, annoying hag who probably should invest in some spelling/grammar lessons.
Precisely. And I just thought I would remind you that this is a weight-loss website, that you are signed up on because you want to lose weight. This is not a place to try to act like you're better than everyone else because you don't eat cookies. Get it together.
Exactly! That was well said and I agree!0 -
Go for the laxative!
Also, anyone who doesn't like cookies is not normal. Just sayin'.
Now I want cookies....0 -
The secret to getting along with a room mate is making sure he is terrified of making you mad.
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Make more cookies...put laxative in them. Then when he's on the toilet so much, ask what is wrong. Then explain to him that sometimes when "people" eat other "people's" food, they might get sick. It worked for me at my job when people were stealing my lunch. I fixed THEIR wagon!!!! I told them next time it's rat poison!
WHO ARE THE "PEOPLE" IF NOT REAL PEOPLE?0 -
keep eating cookies................................
Okay, I'm just going to say what I think every one else wants to say to you. You're a negative, annoying hag who probably should invest in some spelling/grammar lessons.
Precisely. And I just thought I would remind you that this is a weight-loss website, that you are signed up on because you want to lose weight. This is not a place to try to act like you're better than everyone else because you don't eat cookies. Get it together.
Exactly! That was well said and I agree!
What they all said. I'll jump on the bandwagon now since I didn't have the balls to be so bold.0 -
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
and yes cookies sound really good right now, but I'm over my time.0 -
why are you eating cookies?????????
Life is too short to not eat cookies. On your death bed you will not be saying "damn I wish I ate less cookies". I don't know about you but I'll probably be wishing I ate more while I still had the chance.
Okay, bye. I have cookies to eat. And cake too.
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You fired up the oven just to bake three cookies?
You should have made some fish sticks too, then he would have eaten those instead.
except baking fish sticks and cookies at the same time is a RECIPE for disaster.0 -
He might truly NOT have conceived of the idea of baking only 3 cookies like it never crossed his mind. He might have thought you baked the regular dozen or so people normally make...
This is a possibility too...
.......that is the first thing I thought. He thought there were three left.0 -
He might truly NOT have conceived of the idea of baking only 3 cookies like it never crossed his mind. He might have thought you baked the regular dozen or so people normally make...
This is a possibility too...
.......that is the first thing I thought. He thought there were three left.
This never occurred to me; I often bake my cookies one serving at a time (3-4 cookies). I split up my dough into serving sizes then freeze in individual baggies...but, to be fair, I bought a large box of freezer bags at costco so now I divide and freeze everything because I have a thousand bags in my cupboards.0 -
keep eating cookies................................
Okay, I'm just going to say what I think every one else wants to say to you. You're a negative, annoying hag who probably should invest in some spelling/grammar lessons.
A bit harsh with the hag comment, but I agree. Already have enough strikes and I wasn't willing to say it myself :bigsmile:0 -
why are you eating cookies?????????
Because they are YUMMY.0 -
keep eating cookies................................
Okay, I'm just going to say what I think every one else wants to say to you. You're a negative, annoying hag who probably should invest in some spelling/grammar lessons.
A bit harsh with the hag comment, but I agree. Already have enough strikes and I wasn't willing to say it myself :bigsmile:
I wanted to say a more subtle word, but it would've been blocked out in stars. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Make more cookies...put laxative in them. Then when he's on the toilet so much, ask what is wrong. Then explain to him that sometimes when "people" eat other "people's" food, they might get sick. It worked for me at my job when people were stealing my lunch. I fixed THEIR wagon!!!! I told them next time it's rat poison!
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You fired up the oven just to bake three cookies?
You should have made some fish sticks too, then he would have eaten those instead.
except baking fish sticks and cookies at the same time is a RECIPE for disaster.
Owwww!!
"Fish Cookies"
Op..you should create a nasty as hell cookie recipe and leave them for him
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