What's with bums/butts/bottoms/ar5es?

Microfiber
Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:
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  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    LOL! I thought I was the only one!

    Thank you. So I am normal after all :drinker:
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    I would agree, when looking at the hole ;)
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    When I see an amazing booty I get turned on , its how my brain is wired ... Don't give a Shyt :P

    We all have our own perceptions ...
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    its how my brain is wired

    Perhaps this is it. Eureka!! My brain is wired to look at a booty differently. Thank you :flowerforyou:

    Can you unwire a brain?
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    This reminds me of a time a group of us were out at dinner and us ladies (I use the term loosely) were admiring our waiter's bum. One of the guys at dinner said, "You what that does? It poops."

    So now when I look at hot bums, it's still what comes to mind.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    This reminds me of a time a group of us were out at dinner and us ladies (I use the term loosely) were admiring our waiter's bum. One of the guys at dinner said, "You what that does? It poops."

    So now when I look at hot bums, it's still what comes to mind.

    LOL LOL :laugh: :laugh:
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    its how my brain is wired

    Perhaps this is it. Eureka!! My brain is wired to look at a booty differently. Thank you :flowerforyou:

    Can you unwire a brain?

    Probably not yours ;)
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Some people look at the p3nis or vajayjay and all they see is pee. Nothing wrong with that. It just means you aren't a very sexual person and nothing is wrong with that either. Hell there are people who are asexual, I for one envy them because I think about sex way too much. If sex wasn't in my life I would've probably had a a more productive life.

    So look at the bright side, you get more time for your brain to think about other stuff.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member

    So look at the bright side, you get more time for your brain to think about other stuff.

    Thanks, I think :laugh:
  • nave002
    nave002 Posts: 211 Member
    I love to seeing hot bodes and bums and I've never once thought about the actual literal purpose it serves...

    What is there not to like about it, it's soooo HOT! :happy:
  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
    I love to seeing hot bodes and bums and I've never once thought about the actual literal purpose it serves...

    What is there not to like about it, it's soooo HOT! :happy:

    Agreed!!

    Otherwise it would be like looking at a lovely pair of lips and just thinking about eating!
  • nave002
    nave002 Posts: 211 Member
    I love to seeing hot bodes and bums and I've never once thought about the actual literal purpose it serves...

    What is there not to like about it, it's soooo HOT! :happy:

    Agreed!!

    Otherwise it would be like looking at a lovely pair of lips and just thinking about eating!

    So True... lol
  • tomg33
    tomg33 Posts: 305 Member
    If you're a guy I semi-jokingly suggest you have your T levels checked
  • Nonya81
    Nonya81 Posts: 145 Member
    You can do side bends and sit ups but please dont lose that butt.
    - Sir mix alot
  • BullDozier
    BullDozier Posts: 237 Member
    I love to seeing hot bodes and bums and I've never once thought about the actual literal purpose it serves...

    What is there not to like about it, it's soooo HOT! :happy:
    According to the Discovery channel show on sexual attraction I watched a long time ago, the male's backside muscles are used to contract or thrust the hips. Therefore, the biggest the muscles, the better the thrust (theoretically). Makes sense to me.
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

    how do you feel about titties?
  • PoopieMonster
    PoopieMonster Posts: 295 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this.

    You have to acknowledge that there are nice bums and horrible bums. Everyone likes a nice bum.

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  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    smh
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    cant_*kitten*.jpg
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    When I see/feel my guys bum I think Mmmm.. I need to grab and lick lots and the rest.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

    how do you feel about titties?
    like this
    hands_zps2c049d89.gif \m/
  • footiechick82
    footiechick82 Posts: 1,203 Member
    When I see a nice bum I think hard work... squats and dedication.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Girls don't poop or fart though so I am going to continue to admire away.
  • Fittykitty11
    Fittykitty11 Posts: 124
    HA, this is hilarious. I mean... I love admiring nice rears... but my husband likes to point out that no matter how hot someone is, they still probably battle exploding diarrhea at some point in their lives.

    Great.
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member

    hands_zps2c049d89.gif \m/



    ^ SO FUNNY YET SO CREEPY!
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I just think "GIMME".
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

    how do you feel about titties?
    like this
    hands_zps2c049d89.gif \m/


    Leaning into computer monitor but can't feel anything yet .. damn
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member

    hands_zps2c049d89.gif \m/



    ^ SO FUNNY YET SO CREEPY!

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    do you think about eating and vomiting when you look at someone mouth?:laugh: :laugh:

    for the most part, it is just down to people personal preference. it we look at lots of parts of the human body that people find sexy and think about what they are designed to do one can get hung up and wigged out. we all find different parts of the body sexy and if we are lucky we get to play with those part from time to time.
  • Justme030
    Justme030 Posts: 255 Member
    lol not sure but that's not what comes to my mind when I see one ha!

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