What's with bums/butts/bottoms/ar5es?

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  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    When I see a nice bum I think hard work... squats and dedication.

    I just think *CHOMP* :heart:
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    It's for the grabbing
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Girls don't poop or fart though so I am going to continue to admire away.

    Girls may not but real women do!

    I'm not very attracted to butts either. Although last night the BF booty looked kind of cute while he was walking and had a bit of crack peaking out.
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
    Nothing like slapping or pinching a nice booty :wink:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    If you're a guy I semi-jokingly suggest you have your T levels checked

    I'm a girl - does this explain why? :happy:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    how do you feel about titties?

    Not thought of that :laugh:
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    My butt is my best body part......do NOT take that away from me damnit!!! :grumble:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    My butt is my best body part......do NOT take that away from me damnit!!! :grumble:

    In Zumba, once upon a time, the instructor was wriggling her bum to the music and kept on saying, "I love my bum, I love my bum"; I just kept on thinking, "urgh, poo" :smokin:
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
    My butt is my best body part......do NOT take that away from me damnit!!! :grumble:



    Me too!...no boobs but my bum makes up for it
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member

    people are wired to like body parts...

    I must have been wired wrong then :laugh:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    My butt is my best body part......do NOT take that away from me damnit!!! :grumble:

    I think all of you is pretty fantastic. I'm just saying. :)
  • JDBLY11
    JDBLY11 Posts: 577 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

    I love butts. I even think my little boy has the cutest butt I ever saw. Sadly I have not been blessed in the butt department. It is not my best feature-- kind of flat and has cellulite.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Girls don't poop or fart though so I am going to continue to admire away.


    FACT
  • Kpablo
    Kpablo Posts: 355 Member
    Ok - So I actually did a little mini research on this. It supposedly has to do with primal reproduction, something about back in the beginning of man and woman the man would bang the woman from behind. Guess that never evolved for some people. lol I'll have to find that article when I have time.

    edited to add: I meant to say "guess the attraction towards arses never evolved for some people."
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

    I love butts. I even think my little boy has the cutest butt I ever saw. Sadly I have not been blessed in the butt department. It is not my best feature-- kind of flat and has cellulite.

    ^This condition is entirely repairable. Please consult your nearest squat rack for assistance.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Guess that never evolved for some people. lol


    :bigsmile:
  • ghdsmais
    ghdsmais Posts: 31 Member
    When I see a nice bum I think hard work... squats and dedication.



    I couldn't agree more!!!!
    Heck, I followed a woman on Sunday. We were running in a Half marathon and that wonderful tight bottom got me through the first nine miles!!!! If I could only keep up with her I would have thanked her for the support she gave me!
    :)
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    [/quote]
    I couldn't agree more!!!!
    Heck, I followed a woman on Sunday. We were running in a Half marathon and that wonderful tight bottom got me through the first nine miles!!!! If I could only keep up with her I would have thanked her for the support she gave me!
    :)
    [/quote]

    And I bet she was thinking, "I really need to fart but this £$£$ won't move away from behind me" :laugh:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    I meant to say "guess the attraction towards arses never evolved for some people."

    I suppose :cry:
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

    I take it you're not into *ss play...
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    I take it you're not into *ss play...

    You take correctly :sick:
  • mamas0811
    mamas0811 Posts: 97 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

    I didnt, until i read this! Thanks Lol. :laugh:
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    I take it you're not into *ss play...

    You take correctly :sick:

    Question answered (at least to some extent).
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    I didnt, until i read this! Thanks Lol. :laugh:

    You'll never look at a bum the same way again t1505.gif
  • mamas0811
    mamas0811 Posts: 97 Member
    I didnt, until i read this! Thanks Lol. :laugh:

    You'll never look at a bum the same way again t1505.gif


    Nope Never.. Darn You! :sad:
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    You have the wrong focus... the cheeks aren't the part that poops. The cheeks are just muscles and like any set of muscles, there are those who exercise them and they look amazing and there are those who let them atrophy into flat, saggy saddlebags and then there are those that let them inflate full of adipose until they look like two bulldogs fighting under a blanket.

    Only a very small portion of the bum does the nasty work. Try to keep your focus that way and then you can admire a firm tukhus for what it is... a work of art.

    My opinion is Mother Nature is a lousy engineer for putting an amusement park so close to a waste processing facility.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I think about doggy style, spanking (in a good way), reverse cowgirl, dancing, something to hold onto.
  • maria82m
    maria82m Posts: 99
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:

    I love butts. I even think my little boy has the cutest butt I ever saw. Sadly I have not been blessed in the butt department. It is not my best feature-- kind of flat and has cellulite.

    ^This condition is entirely repairable. Please consult your nearest squat rack for assistance.

    Speaking of squats...does the 30 day squat challenge really work?
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    [img]http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa422/missvampired/Funny GIFS/wloen7.gif[/img]

    Badonka Donk.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    [/quote]
    Nope Never.. Darn You! :sad:
    [/quote]

    t1567.gif:laugh:

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