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If the person above you stalked you everyday
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I would be scared he would crush me with his bare hands.0
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@IronAddict. Bro, do you even lift? I only accept stalker who lift.0
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U mad Kat? Mirin them freaky peaks on dem sticks (obv synthol when I see it) ;p0
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Alright, I'll join your gym!0
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Hmmm I would probably think he's an FBI Informant0
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(Sweating dramatically)umm Nice weather we're having?0
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Why is that dude stood half naked in the dark with a camera phone pointed at me?0
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Please don't. Please don't .... please don't stop!0
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Stop following me, lets grab a margarita!0
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Stop following me, lets grab a margarita!
Mmmm! You had me at margarita
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I'd love to stalk him 0
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Uh... Start hosing down the wall outside my bedroom window.0
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Stalk her right bck and see how she likes it!0
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leave my front door open0
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Would lead into a pitfall.0
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I wouldn't complain.0
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I'd ask for tips on getting a back like that!0
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Ha! Leave the door unlocked0
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Wouldn't become friends because of her returned creepiness.0
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Ask her to read the t and cs of the injunction, or get some help carrying the shopping0
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invite her in to stay forever0
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yikess lol0
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I don't have your money man!0
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I'd yell outside "up homie there's zombies out there get inside and let's crack open some jack lol"0
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give it right back0
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i'd move into the police station parking lot i'd be scared to death lol you see his arms lol0
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I'd be like "that dude with the jacket half undone & fixed gaze is gonna flash me I know it"0
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Ask him for a spot0
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Having a stalker sounds like no fun!0
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it wouldn't bother me, hopefully she is carrying at least two beers so we can have a drink, hopefully she has a sense of humor, non-funny stalkers are boring.
just don't keep repeating stuff like, "redrum redrum".....unless it is "more beer more beer?" that would be good.
LOL0
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