If the person above you stalked you everyday

RitaSantoss · June 2013

I would be scared he would crush me with his bare hands.

KatLifter · June 2013

@IronAddict. Bro, do you even lift? I only accept stalker who lift.

IronAddict86 · June 2013

U mad Kat? Mirin them freaky peaks on dem sticks (obv synthol when I see it) ;p

TheBeerRunner · June 2013

Alright, I'll join your gym!

SonnyDelite99 · June 2013

Hmmm I would probably think he's an FBI Informant

SonnyDelite99 · June 2013

(Sweating dramatically)umm Nice weather we're having?

IronAddict86 · June 2013

Why is that dude stood half naked in the dark with a camera phone pointed at me?

xvxCelticWandererxvx · June 2013

Please don't. Please don't .... please don't stop!

mcibty · June 2013

Stop following me, lets grab a margarita!

xvxCelticWandererxvx · June 2013

Stop following me, lets grab a margarita!

Mmmm! You had me at margarita

Mariahfling92 · June 2013

I'd love to stalk him

Joreanasaurous · June 2013

Uh... Start hosing down the wall outside my bedroom window.

kaymanginelli88 · June 2013

Stalk her right bck and see how she likes it!

LunaLoses · June 2013

leave my front door open

diodelcibo · June 2013

Would lead into a pitfall.

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze · June 2013

I wouldn't complain.

MrsBobaFett · June 2013

I'd ask for tips on getting a back like that!

lostdogg · June 2013

Ha! Leave the door unlocked

hautetheory · June 2013

Wouldn't become friends because of her returned creepiness.

debbash68 · June 2013

Ask her to read the t and cs of the injunction, or get some help carrying the shopping

michael1976_ca · June 2013

invite her in to stay forever

westerly34 · June 2013

yikess lol

TheBeerRunner · June 2013

I don't have your money man!

kaymanginelli88 · June 2013

I'd yell outside "up homie there's zombies out there get inside and let's crack open some jack lol"

usmc01462 · June 2013

give it right back

michael1976_ca · June 2013

i'd move into the police station parking lot i'd be scared to death lol you see his arms lol

IronAddict86 · June 2013

I'd be like "that dude with the jacket half undone & fixed gaze is gonna flash me I know it"

PaleoChocolateBear · June 2013

Ask him for a spot

tados · June 2013

Having a stalker sounds like no fun!

MellowGa · June 2013

it wouldn't bother me, hopefully she is carrying at least two beers so we can have a drink, hopefully she has a sense of humor, non-funny stalkers are boring.

just don't keep repeating stuff like, "redrum redrum".....unless it is "more beer more beer?" that would be good.

LOL

If the person above you stalked you everyday

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