If the person above you stalked you everyday

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  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
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    As long as she's not carrying any kind of weapon, I say stalk me all year!
  • Vinyarddog
    Vinyarddog Posts: 67
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    I think I saw that person behind me all day yesterday !
  • LovinDaNewLiz14
    LovinDaNewLiz14 Posts: 217 Member
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    call the police, and get that restraining order but if there HOT ummmmm stalk away, I might like it:laugh:
  • WhyFlowersExist
    WhyFlowersExist Posts: 78 Member
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    Be creeper then they are, "Hey I see you there...behind that bush..you wanna come check out my basement?"
  • WhyFlowersExist
    WhyFlowersExist Posts: 78 Member
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    I wouldn't mind you stalking me as you look friendly..I'd probably say hi! Unless you're one of those innocent-looking people who turn out to be psychotic...then the jokes on me! LOL

    Lmfao, the visual I got with this

    "OH hey! You look nice!" Then he knocks you out and your tied up in a trunk somewhere "Hahaha OH he was a psycho! I was wondering why he was looking through my window! Jokes on me! Ha ha ha."
  • Noenvynofear
    Noenvynofear Posts: 137 Member
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    it would be a bit odd but id survive
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    i would run away bcuz the only reason a girl like that would be stalking me would be that she needed a kidney

    this is for @whyflower..
  • Noenvynofear
    Noenvynofear Posts: 137 Member
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    hhaha
  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Hire them as my minion.
  • IronAddict86
    IronAddict86 Posts: 708
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    @ Sam - I'd order him to quit stalkin me & get the **** back in that kitchen to rustle me up some dinner!
  • RitaSantoss
    RitaSantoss Posts: 986 Member
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    I would be scared he would crush me with his bare hands.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    @IronAddict. Bro, do you even lift? I only accept stalker who lift.
  • IronAddict86
    IronAddict86 Posts: 708
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    U mad Kat? Mirin them freaky peaks on dem sticks (obv synthol when I see it) ;p
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Alright, I'll join your gym!
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
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    Hmmm I would probably think he's an FBI Informant
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
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    (Sweating dramatically)umm Nice weather we're having?
  • IronAddict86
    IronAddict86 Posts: 708
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    Why is that dude stood half naked in the dark with a camera phone pointed at me?
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Please don't. Please don't .... please don't stop!
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Stop following me, lets grab a margarita!
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Stop following me, lets grab a margarita!

    Mmmm! You had me at margarita :wink:

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