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Liar, liar, pants on fire
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That I played in a punk band0
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no one cept family, believes I am 48... I am. 1965...0
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People think it's funny that I am 5'-2" tall but wear a size 8 1/2 shoe0
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That I've never smoked pot or done any illegal drug. Given my upbringing, it is hard to believe I didn't take that route.
same here0 -
That I gave birth to a 10 pound, 2 oz baby all naturally. Yep, no drugs, no medical interventions of any kind! I didn't even have any pain until I started to push.
So much for narrow hips not being "birthing hips!"
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I don't know. I don't think I really shock people.0
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That I'm 200 pounds and running 4 to 5 miles 4 to 5 times a week.
Love that! I was 260 pounds at my heaviest and running four miles and I'm only 5'5".0 -
People don't believe that I used to weight almost 300 pounds.0
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People usually believe whatever I tell them...
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must be secretly a Jedi...0 -
At one point in my life I had 9 piercings in my face.
Thanks to having to grow up and be an adult, I currently have none.0 -
At one point in my life I had 9 piercings in my face.
Thanks to having to grow up and be an adult, I currently have none.
Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:0 -
People usually have a hard time believing I used to be normal.........
Well...... normal for me0 -
that i have a 16 year old son
and that i have never been abroad, not sure why that so unbelievable?0 -
Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:and that i have never been abroad
I believe you've never been a broad...
:laugh:
If you know what I mean.0 -
That my longest relationship lasted a month. :P0
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That I used to weigh about 270 lbs.
That I have 5 kids.
That I hold two degrees.0 -
Ugh, story of my life! I sooo miss my lip and tongue piercing! :sad:and that i have never been abroad
I believe you've never been a broad...
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If you know what I mean.
Sometimes I still go to play with my no longer existent tongue ring...looks a bit funny! lol. I kinda want an industrial, but IDK how accepted that one is. I mean, I can cover it easily. But still.0 -
When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:
Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...0 -
When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:
Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...
I'll volunteer.0 -
That I am training for a 5K and can run 2.7 miles in 34 minutes at 209 pounds.
UGH>>>>>>the nerve of them!0 -
When I was in my 20's and weighed 105-110 pounds, I got asked a lot whether my boobs were real (size DD). Some even asked if they could touch them to confirm :noway:
Sadly, nobody asks anymore ...
Awwww..... Can I touch to see if they're real. You know, just trying to help out. :P0 -
Ppl think that Im nice. secretly im mean.
I've never thought that about you.0 -
Aaah, I know many people are convinced I'm the calm, studying girl; but thing is...
I curse and swear a lot! And absolutely love to party! And that I adore dubstep and weirdo music :drinker: !0 -
People don't believe I have awesome calves, and when I bet them money they jump at it and LOSE!!!!!! Hey, they have to carry my fat a** around of course my legs will be awesome!! lol
Also, no one believes my weight. Yes I know 1 pound of fat and 1 pound of muscle weighs the same, just muscle will take up less space...duh!
Lastly, I secretly wish I was girly-ish and not so athletic/boyish. (ok, so I love manual labor and working in a machine shop...so what?? lol)0 -
I'm a ninja turtle
Do you believe it?0 -
That I've designed/created 80% of my costumes.
I used to ride sportbike, had five different bikes, and never got into an accident with any of them.
I'm 38 and I still get carded in Vegas. Very annoying.0 -
People don't believe I'm a grandma
that I have tattoos
that I used to go to heavy metal concerts and still listen lol
that I failed my freshman year of highschool and went on to have a perfect gpa through college
and they don't believe my first name is my real name LOL:laugh:
oh and that I've never been on an airplane or even two feet in the door of an airport0 -
People evidently don't believe I can spell my own first name... it is Marca NOT Marcia or Marcus, thanks for correcting that for me!!!
People don't believe that my figure used to be compared to a Barbie doll.... I am twice the woman I used to be!!!
People don't believe that I am sick most days because I hide it so I can do stuff .... SHHHH don't tell my husband!
People don't believe I can BOTH use a chain saw AND can arrange flowers!!! LOL!!!0 -
People have a hard time believing I used to weigh almost 300 pounds. I was very fortunate and didn't end up with bat wings or lots of excess skin and, even though I have added some squish from my smallest/fittest, I still look like a pretty fit, healthy person and not like someone who spent years being morbidly obese.
Also, people don't believe I am old enough to have an almost 11 year old son, even though I think I look my age (29), in part because my almost 11 year old son looks quite a bit older and I don't look old enough to have a young teen.0 -
That I'm a doctor of psychology. I kind of like people not knowing because otherwise they think you're analyzing them.0
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