What's with bums/butts/bottoms/ar5es?

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  • gabbylab
    gabbylab Posts: 146
    My dearly deceased FIL used to say "look at the Fartbox on that one".

    Okay? When I look at one's behind I really don't dwell on what comes out of one.
  • jbiron
    jbiron Posts: 3 Member
    the buttocks are not what poops. Really people, learn some anatomy! :)

    The buttocks are very (relatively) large muscles, hence the fullness and shapeliness of the derriere is an indication of overall health and a strong body.

    Obviously genes determine the precise shape, but ANYONE who is comitted to fitness will have a great looking behind.

    To me, that explains the attraction.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:
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  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    OMG! I'm dying! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Perhaps someone can change my mindset about this. Seriously.

    When I look at a bum, no matter how handsome/beautiful the person is, no matter if they are dignitaries - Queen, King, Presidents etc or celebrities (JLo, Kim), or whoever on earth, when I look at a bum, all I can see is flatulence and poo/poop. I really don't get it.

    When people drool over someone's bum, I don't get it. I really don't and I want to get it.

    Help me get it somebody :flowerforyou:


    The booty is the most beautiful part of the womans body especially if its round and curvy (see J-Lo, Kim K, my ex Ennia)..lol.
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    You may want to visit T Nation---glute guy--your glutes need you to see this article.
  • JustPeachy044
    JustPeachy044 Posts: 770 Member

    The buttocks are very (relatively) large muscles, hence the fullness and shapeliness of the derriere is an indication of overall health and a strong body.

    Obviously genes determine the precise shape, but ANYONE who is comitted to fitness will have a great looking behind.

    To me, that explains the attraction.

    THIS. Seeing a guy with a nice rear, well, it's easier to look without being "caught". It seems more subtle than peeking at, well, you know what...
  • mewtwo500
    mewtwo500 Posts: 29 Member
    Haha when I see a large bum I'm just like "dang wish I had one of those!." But seriously, I think a curvy butt is really attractive feature and I always notice it on other women. Clearly it's just not your thing, and that's okay. Just like how some people find feet really sexy...I will never understand that one. :3
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Have you ever seen a woman with a perfect booty twerk? It's absolutely hypnotizing.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    Use google then try it.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    This thread is making me gassy.
  • mewtwo500
    mewtwo500 Posts: 29 Member
    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    Use google then try it.

    Lol, poor OP is getting more than they bargained for.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    Use google then try it.

    Lol, poor OP is getting more than they bargained for.

    NSFW and NSFL if you're the sensitive type.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:

    LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Hmmm, let's find an example to explore this query:

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    *Drool*......










    I'm sorry, what was the question again?
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:

    I am assuming your husband doesn't get that either.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Once you've rimmed

    What's rimmed? :embarassed:

    I'm sorry OP you will have to take the rest of your questions to the following to avoid getting all of MFP ejected from this site and ending up like will smith on I am legend.

    http://www.google.com/

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:
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    I am assuming your husband doesn't get that either.
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    No bladdie way. Yuck :sick:
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Clearly the OP CAN lie.

    Oh man, it's a shame no one appreciated this. I guess they never got hooked and couldn't stop staring.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member

    Oh My Days :noway: :noway: I just checked google - at work :laugh:
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    I am assuming your husband doesn't get that either.
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    No bladdie way. Yuck :sick:
    [/quote]

    Hopefully he is more asexual then sexual, cause his sex life seem to be very simplified.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member


    Hopefully he is more asexual then sexual, cause his sex life seem to be very simplified.

    He's still getting some :laugh:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I think about doggy style, spanking (in a good way), reverse cowgirl, dancing, something to hold onto.

    I :heart: you :love: :love: :love:

    Have you ever seen a woman with a perfect booty twerk? It's absolutely hypnotizing.

    You are so right. I went to the strippers with one of my guy friends not that long ago and this one dancer was SO GOOD at it that I couldn't take my eyes off her. My friend was too busy staring at me because he couldn't believe how captivated I was by it....maybe drooling at bit. When she was done her set I looked at him and said, "THAT. I want to do THAT!" :laugh:
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
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    Who wouldn't want one of these? :laugh:
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
    A nice butt is a good thing. I try to work on mine all the time.
  • Lonestar5775
    Lonestar5775 Posts: 740 Member
    Our bottoms also serve as a huge shock absorber for the spine and brain in case we fall. How would you like to sit all day without any padding there? It isn't the function of it that makes it attractive. It is the curves and proportion that draw a man's attraction.
  • GnomeLove
    GnomeLove Posts: 379
    HA, this is hilarious. I mean... I love admiring nice rears... but my husband likes to point out that no matter how hot someone is, they still probably battle exploding diarrhea at some point in their lives.

    Great.

    Ahhahahahaha!
  • BobOki
    BobOki Posts: 245 Member
    Where have you been? That's OLD news!! We all put them BEHIND us.
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Who wouldn't want one of these? :laugh:

    I want that on my face! :love: :love:
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    Who wouldn't want one of these? :laugh:

    I must admit. That does look shapely :flowerforyou: