If the person above you stalked you everyday

I'd tell them that the position for my stalker has been currently filled. If they still intend to stalk, they have to take it up with him. Maybe flip for it, IDK. He's pretty good though, gotta say. I just wish he'd stop drilling holes into my ceiling to watch me while I sleep. I'm running out of gum and sticky notes to cover them. Also, that ducking behind bushes thing and disappearing thing is getting kind of stale. The random pictures of me in the shower glued together and scattered on my porch was much more inspired.

I would ask her to leave her horse outside, and come in.

Well I would be concerned as it wouldn't be just mrsally it would be his stalker too following, tricky when getting a taxi

I'd call him an ambulance..................

I was secretly stalking her first...

A little less stalk and a lot more action

hang out on the beach

You look a bit like Elvis so I'd say let's dance!

she would really smile.

Id let our dogs play (my two dogs = 275 pounds)

I would leave my doors unlocked.

This topic is just f*cking weird.

I'd fish though his trash every day. oh wait.

I'd make sure my doors were always locked

Hahaha, thanks for the Monday laugh. :laugh:

stalk her back and see who wins.