My momma always said...fill in the blank

Gabrielm80
Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
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Like forest gump
My mamma always said....
People aren't against you, they are for themselves
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  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    those who have nothing to hide, hide nothing.
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    We can always take you back and get the other kid we wanted
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Don't do that, you'll go blind.
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    sit down. shut up.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    He probably only likes you because big girls are easy
  • bcchick33
    bcchick33 Posts: 40 Member
    SUCK IT IN!
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    Stay sweet
  • 37434958
    37434958 Posts: 457 Member
    My momma always said I love you
  • brendaj39
    brendaj39 Posts: 375 Member
    after we would get done talking on the phone it was always
    "see you soon or talk to you later, love you, " miss her every day.. :(
  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
    You're ok
  • bussybee3
    bussybee3 Posts: 2 Member
    well you have such a pretty face but the rest...
  • stacetherainbow
    stacetherainbow Posts: 131
    Ignorance is bliss.. she was right, but it got me into trouble
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Don't play ball in the house!

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  • geekette411
    geekette411 Posts: 154 Member
    My mom always said 'don't hit first, but it they hit you, beat the snot out of them.'
  • jfcarlson713
    jfcarlson713 Posts: 108 Member
    "Can't" means "Don't want to"
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Your face is gonna freeze like that
  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
    I learned a lot more from watching my mom screw up in her decisions than from anything she said. She never really gave me much in the way of good advice. That was always more along the lines of dad.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Don't make me turn this car around
  • elpiper
    elpiper Posts: 183 Member
    wear clean underwear
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    Nice guys finish last so they are the ones you end up with be good to them!
  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
    ^ I have to tell my 12 year old to change his underwear. That's something I thought id never have to say lol
  • wadedawg
    wadedawg Posts: 315
    Don't waste your one phone call on me.
  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
    Also - stop chewing on your hair! :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    If God wanted holes in your body he would have put them there.

    (on getting my ears pierced)
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
    I can't think of anything my mom said regularly, except "I'm going to call your dad" if we were in trouble.

    BUT, whenever we go out to the bar, she always says "I sacrificed my boobs so she could have them all." or "She got all the boobs, but I got all the brains." Gee, thanks Mom.
  • MyPureSteez
    MyPureSteez Posts: 265 Member
    Whenever i said I "wanted" something she'd say "People in Hell Want Ice Water"
  • lynda3y9
    lynda3y9 Posts: 62 Member
    "love you"

    along with 'wait till your father gets home'; 'go outside and play - be home by dinner';
  • cathybabe70
    cathybabe70 Posts: 117 Member
    "Don't play ball in the house." Wait...that wasn't my mama. That was Mrs. Brady from the Brady Bunch. LOL. MY mama said "Sigue así y vas a ver lo que te pasa!" :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    YES............ Chicken again
    When you learn how to cook you can make what ever you want.

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