My momma always said...fill in the blank

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  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
    Whenever i said I "wanted" something she'd say "People in Hell Want Ice Water"

    That's a good one
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Don't bite your nails
  • lynda3y9
    lynda3y9 Posts: 62 Member
    oh yeah .... and
    get those bangs out of your eyes

    and she alway wanted to pinch my cheeks cause i looked too pale.......thank goodness she stopped that when i hit 40!
  • binabinapink
    binabinapink Posts: 5 Member
    One day you will have kids and you will see what it is like (I was a horrible teen)


    I guess that one stuck with me since I've decided not to have any...
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    It's better to be alone then to wish you were.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Don't worry your pretty little head off
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    Mama told me when I was young
    Come sit beside me, my only son
    And listen closely to what I say.
    And if you do this
    It'll help you some sunny day. Oh Yah!
    Oh, take your time... Don't live too fast,
    Troubles will come and they will pass.
    You'll find a woman, yea yea, you'll find love,
    And don't forget son,
    There is someone up above.
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
    As a preteen:
    Always me saying "mom i'm bored" moms reply: "go kick a ball out side"...:grumble:

    As a teenager:
    mom: "my house is not a brothel"

    As an Adult:
    mom: "you still look like you need to lose some weight." lol

    ahh I <3 my mom :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    GOODNIGHT...and that's the last time Im gonna say it.
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
    Mama told me when I was young
    Come sit beside me, my only son
    And listen closely to what I say.
    And if you do this
    It'll help you some sunny day. Oh Yah!
    Oh, take your time... Don't live too fast,
    Troubles will come and they will pass.
    You'll find a woman, yea yea, you'll find love,
    And don't forget son,
    There is someone up above.

    I hope you turned out to be a simple kind of man.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    I was raised by my grandparents, and they each had their own saying:

    Grandma - "The only thing open past midnight are hospitals and legs... I don't want you in either of them, so be home early".

    Grandpa - "Never start a fist-fight, but if you find yourself in one, be sure you're the one that finishes it".
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Its not weed, that's cigaretts you smell
  • gymboreejunkie
    gymboreejunkie Posts: 25 Member
    It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor man.

    Needless to say, I didn't listen and I wouldn't change a thing! :wink:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    That room isn't gonna clean itself
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
    If God wanted holes in your body he would have put them there.

    ^^ That!!
    Whenever i said I "wanted" something she'd say "People in Hell Want Ice Water"

    ^^^^ and THAT too!

    Also, "I brought you into this world. I can take you out!"
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    PUT THAT DOWN!!!!!
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    People will take your kindness as a sign of weakness.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Shut the God Damn door, your letting the heat out.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Keep it up and you're gonna end up just a picture on a wall when I'm done with ya
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    I was raised by my grandparents, and they each had their own saying:

    Grandma - "The only thing open past midnight are hospitals and legs... I don't want you in either of them, so be home early".

    Grandpa - "Never start a fist-fight, but if you find yourself in one, be sure you're the one that finishes it".

    i like your grandparents, green :)
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    If you don't comb that nappy head of yours I'm gonna shave it all off!
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    eat the liver; hated it then and now.
  • sadye58
    sadye58 Posts: 55
    Remember to "keep smiling" because life is full of disappoints.
  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
    Quit your DAMN wining!!

    You kids are driving me crazy.

    Never say you can't do something!

    Treat people the way you want to be treated.
  • NicolleLindgren
    NicolleLindgren Posts: 64 Member
    Also, "I brought you into this world. I can take you out!"
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    Ahh, yes, that was one of my mom's favorites too. If we were laying on the floor, she would come sit on our backs and tickle us until we said "Mom is beautiful and I'm a bug". So much love in our house :)
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Your not getting up from this table until you eat every bite on that plate
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    As a preteen:
    Always me saying "mom i'm bored" moms reply: "go kick a ball out side"...:grumble:

    As a teenager:
    mom: "my house is not a brothel"

    As an Adult:
    mom: "you still look like you need to lose some weight." lol

    ahh I <3 my mom :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:

    lol
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    one more time and I am calling the adoption agency.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    My mama always said...
    "Who the hell do you think you are?"
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Because I said So dammit

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