My momma always said...fill in the blank
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"Visitors are like fish -- after 3 days, they start to stink."
Thanks for that, Mom. lol0 -
You can have kids if you want but don't think I'm babysitting!0
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Don't play with matches!
Don't count your chickens before they hatch!
I also thought my middle name was dammit for a long time.0 -
Don't play with matches!
Don't count your chickens before they hatch!
I also thought my middle name was dammit for a long time.0 -
I pay the Bills I make the rules0
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My momma always said "suit up and show up"0
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"Now just think how well you'd do if you actually tried."0
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I've had It0
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My mom was a drunk. She used to whip me every day with an extension cord.0
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Eating fat makes you fat. I now eat full fat everything.0
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Im gonna wash your mouth out with SOAP.
(I cant tell you how many bars I ate) haha0 -
"You can be a ***** and still use tact... but some people aren't worth the tact."0
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Im gonna beat your f*cking a*s0
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It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor man.
Needless to say, I didn't listen and I wouldn't change a thing!
Yes, my mother always said you can love a rich man as well as you can a poor man...I thought she meant rich in personality.0 -
Go to your room!
Should you be eating that?
Open your mouth (so she could put her soapy hand in it)
You sit there until you finish your (whatever was on my plate).
I love you.0 -
"...DON'T cry over spilled milk..." Good advice--you can't change the past, so why go on and on about it?0
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''Shut up. Pain is good for you.''
My mother is a *****.0 -
"You cry at the drop of a hat."
Because, you know. As an 8 year old, that me feel SO much better and stop my crying.0 -
You were a "Surprise" Your brother's weren't.0
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"Quit with the dog and pony act" ~~ I haven't quit, but it's gotten much better! LOL0
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