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  • rdianemu
    rdianemu Posts: 132 Member
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    When I was feeling down and sorry for myself - let's go eat worms
    When I was slightly hurt but thought it was bad - I guess we will have to take you to the junkyard
    Always made me laugh. Wish she was still here.
  • tados
    tados Posts: 68
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    Make sure he loves you just a little bit more then you love him. No joke! :laugh: :wink: :laugh:
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    "Never hit your sister in the face. Your face is your glory." I always hated when shed say that. What about my brain mom?
  • TeeA86
    TeeA86 Posts: 102 Member
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    "Get your elbows off the table!!!"


    Why? Is the freaking Queen here? Lol.
  • TheBaileyHunter
    TheBaileyHunter Posts: 641 Member
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    What do you want? A medal or a chest to pin it on?

    on the flip side: Don't let anyone ever tell you you can't do something. You can do anything you decide to do. It's up to you. You're the only one who can stop you.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    After 2am is the devil's playground
  • TheBaileyHunter
    TheBaileyHunter Posts: 641 Member
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    After 2am is the devil's playground

    LOL! When we'd ask to stay out later my mother used to say, "Any trouble you can get into after midnight you can get into before midnight"
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
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    ah, stuff it
  • 122ish
    122ish Posts: 339 Member
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    My momma always said:
    Answer me!
    Don't talk back
    (like what)

    Don't ever have children
    You should be a warden in a prison because u r a heartless b/tch

    And my fave in regards to a mans privates
    My momma always said
    Stay away from the them they get big, hard and ugly so just stay away from them
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    "if your top would match your bottom, you'd have it made"--It never happened :sad:

    "you're so dramatic, you should be an actress when you grow up"-- I should have listened to her. :grumble:
  • eliseofthejungle
    eliseofthejungle Posts: 113 Member
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    "You just have to drink through that" [the sleepy feeling you sometimes get after the first drink or two]. Gotta love my mama! :love: :drinker:
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,022 Member
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    My mom says a lot of things, but one of the most important things she ever said to me was "People treat you the way you allow them to treat you."
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    "You're going to get a hurtin!"
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Now that I'm grown and when she comes over, she says, "Whatcha got in yer fridge to drink?" :drinker: lol
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
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    You can't control others but you can always control yourself.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    Nice guys finish last so they are the ones you end up with be good to them!
    I really like this one!
  • Heather21222
    Heather21222 Posts: 39
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    As long as you live in my house, you will follow my rules...I got that all the time

    We'll see...any time I asked for something and got this answer I knew it pretty much meant NO
  • Dunkirk
    Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
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    Mum didn't say it, but I recently read it in a very old book, and liked it...

    Go and crow on a dung heap, if you've got one.
  • Zombella
    Zombella Posts: 490 Member
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    Don't jump on the bed!

    ..Of course I didn't listen which resulted in me spraining my neck on her bed when I was really young. At least now I have a story to tell my daughter and a real life example as to why she shouldn't do it. lol.
  • ferrytrip
    ferrytrip Posts: 497 Member
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    "If you fall off and break your legs, don't come running to me"

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