Men, why you shouldn't go all the way on the first date.

Options
124

Replies

  • du4u02
    du4u02 Posts: 42
    Options
    It-took-you-ten-minutes-oag-meme.jpg

    This reminds me of my exwife!
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,326 Member
    Options
    i must be the strange one i don't put out on first date and don't inspect it in return . call me old fashion but i would at least like to know you better to see if i can stand you. this is probly my biggest reason for not under standing the females

    have you had many women ask you to inspect their vaginas on the first date?

    no who cares



    {img]http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/deathgrammarnazi.jpg[/img]

    dude i'm so far from a grammar nazi if that was your point (and by the way typos/spelling isnt grammar) ..

    but come on, have a sense of humor about your typos. first date vagina inspector is pretty hilarious, especially if you arent expecting it to lead to sex :laugh:
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Options
    I have it on good authority that "Fact is men are biologically programmed to try to have sex, it is a drive that goes beyond simple logic and conscious thought and ignoring that is ridiculous. "

    So I just can't control myself and have to stay home and flay my evil urges away, logic and conscious thought are beyond me so no first dates because I am but a beast.:laugh: :laugh:

    I learned by the same authority that women can't be "ladies" if they have a sex drive.

    Save yourself for the "ladies!!!"

    Meanwhile, the rest of us beast-women will still be running amok.
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
    Options

    Meanwhile, the rest of us beast-women will still be running amok.

    I wonder if there is a website for that? Sounds kinda niche.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Options
    Date? People still do that?


    I only put out via text messages.
  • bio01979
    bio01979 Posts: 313
    Options

    Meanwhile, the rest of us beast-women will still be running amok.

    I wonder if there is a website for that? Sounds kinda niche.

    it's the internetz, it exists somewhere lol

    maybe beastwomen.com?
  • katiepeg46
    katiepeg46 Posts: 32 Member
    Options
    Does anyone wait for marriage?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Options
    Call me old fashioned, but I have very strict rules if I"m going to put out on a first date:




    1) You must have a vagina

    2) See rule number 1

    I meet all of your expectations. How YOU doin'?

    While I don't doubt your sincerity, I'll need proof. Once bitten twice shy and all.

    Pics in your inbox!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Options
    Does anyone wait for marriage?

    If they want. Each person has the right to decide what is right for them. I decided that waiting until marriage was not right for me, so I don't. If somebody else wants to, good for them :flowerforyou:
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,326 Member
    Options
    Does anyone wait for marriage?

    some people like to sample the goods before they agree to having to spend the rest of their lives with it
  • Zombielicious
    Zombielicious Posts: 246 Member
    Options
    She ends up having a bigger wang than you. Such a turn off.

    Your statement coupled with your "weight ticker" picture of the The Doctor is priceless...
  • bio01979
    bio01979 Posts: 313
    Options
    Does anyone wait for marriage?

    If they want. Each person has the right to decide what is right for them. I decided that waiting until marriage was not right for me, so I don't. If somebody else wants to, good for them :flowerforyou:

    exactly this :)
  • sparkly86
    sparkly86 Posts: 520 Member
    Options
    because he could be a psycho and you would be a slut.
  • Rinylee
    Rinylee Posts: 16
    Options
    meme-oag-thisiscrazy.jpg

    Happened to a friend of mine.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Options
    I got nothing. Anyone else?
    Because then you won't be a lady.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Options
    Does anyone wait for marriage?
    In all seriousness, yes, some do. But usually for religious reasons.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    Options
    Crazy women out there these days. Please stay safe
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Options
    I try not to, but they are always begging and pushing for it. Sometimes I just want to enjoy dinner and have some conversation, what is wrong with all you women!? :frown:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
    Options
    because he could be a psycho and you would be a slut.

    Slut shaming is cool.
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    Options
    If she has bad hygiene down there, you'll have nightmares for weeks. if i get it too soon before i connect with her, i may lose interest in her after sex.

    Don't know why a man wouldn't have sex on the first date, there is no stigma and severe consequence for men like there is for women; i.e. the slut label and pregnancy.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories