Do you have creepy people at your Gym? Like this?

BigBo63
BigBo63 Posts: 37 Member
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I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!
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  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    :huh:
  • kit_katty
    kit_katty Posts: 992 Member
    Nothing quite like that, but I have seen this guy that's probably mid 20s who seemed to have to yell to himself to psych himself up to do his sets. He kept yelling 1, 2, 3... and only start lifting on 3...

    There was also a guy who kept watching other people workout... he was wearing waaaaay more clothes than is normal for a gym... he just was creepy...
  • Joocey
    Joocey Posts: 115 Member
    Plot twist: you saw him again at your bathroom at home.


    Super plot twist: Your bathroom doesn't have any mirrors.
  • mrsriisky
    mrsriisky Posts: 129 Member
    I am most amused by the drying of a single ball. Does he only have one testicle, or does he just ignore the other one, I wonder?
  • ktliu
    ktliu Posts: 334 Member
    Join a gym that has a "no balls showing" policy.LOL
  • mrsriisky
    mrsriisky Posts: 129 Member
    Join a gym that has a "no balls showing" policy.LOL

    Well, that's a bummer.

    Just kidding... sort of.
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    I used to run on a certain trail every morning until I started passing this guy every day who always "ran" in boxer breifs with his junk hanging out the front slit thing just flapping in the wind... That kind of creeped me out a little.
  • JeremiahStone
    JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
    I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    He only has one ball? Poor guy!
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    I am most amused by the drying of a single ball. Does he only have one testicle, or does he just ignore the other one, I wonder?
    Is it weird that this is the main thing that caught my attention too?
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,226 Member
    OMG
  • ANeWcRe8N
    ANeWcRe8N Posts: 1,180 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's all
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
    I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..

    Intriguing. What's the address of this gym?
  • Phoenix24601
    Phoenix24601 Posts: 620 Member
    Oh my...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    I used to run on a certain trail every morning until I started passing this guy every day who always "ran" in boxer breifs with his junk hanging out the front slit thing just flapping in the wind... That kind of creeped me out a little.



    That only creeped you out a little??!!
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Best thread of the day.
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    So many things I want to say but I keep cracking myself up and can't type!
  • FishingGuy75
    FishingGuy75 Posts: 59 Member
    I once caught a guy performing his "manscaping" in front of the full length mirror in the locker room. I never went back to that gym again.
  • mrsriisky
    mrsriisky Posts: 129 Member
    I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..

    Intriguing. What's the address of this gym?

    Yes, inquiring minds would like to know. Also, this comment has made it crucial for me to watch Tenacious D, Pick of Destiny tonight.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Plot twist: you saw him again at your bathroom at home.


    Super plot twist: Your bathroom doesn't have any mirrors.

    best plot twists ever!!!
  • MiawMiawMiaw
    MiawMiawMiaw Posts: 24 Member
    A friend and I came across two older ladies in the changing room. They were both completely naked and one had her leg propped up against a bench, her 'ladygarden' VERY much on show. They proceeded to talk to us for the next five minutes with it all hanging out. Kinda awkward >.<
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    There are always old men in the locker room just standing around naked. I have no idea why. Every gym under 60 person faces locker when undessing no eye contact. Over 60 age with one foot on bench all hanging out as they towel off for 10 minutes. Every gym I have been to has a guy like that.
  • AmIhealthyyet
    AmIhealthyyet Posts: 361 Member
    Sounds like a car wreck, you just gotta look!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    I am realizing I need to up my creep factor if I want to impress anyone at my gym.
  • Healthydiner65
    Healthydiner65 Posts: 1,552 Member
    My gym has free swimming for your kids(grandkids) for 2 hours on Saturday. The first time I took my granddaughter a lady walked into the changing room stark nekked without a towel. Show some class people!!!
  • i1984
    i1984 Posts: 27
    I've noticed this as well, the men's locker room at a gym is the scariest place on earth...
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    I have this man at my gym that is creepy and wants to show off his good. I see him everyday and he bothers me.He is in his mid to late 50's i guess. He wears very short shorts and small tank tops that show everything. It like he is shirtless. He does this old school work sit-up routine and he does them with his old ball to the crowd. He is doing it on purpose. If he would turn you would not see his leopard underwear as he work out. I mean turn your junk toward the wall. He is worse in the locker room. As soon as he come in he strips nake and starts telling jokes and talking to people. I have seen him shaving and burshing his teeth butt nake. I mean put on a towel. The the kicker is I walk in the lockerroom about a week ago and he had his leg up on the sink and he was blow drying his ball. Yes blow drying his ball!

    That's messed up. He should be blow drying both balls.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Happens to men when they turn 50. Enjoy your 13 years of no ball drying at gym! :drinker:
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    I used to run on a certain trail every morning until I started passing this guy every day who always "ran" in boxer breifs with his junk hanging out the front slit thing just flapping in the wind... That kind of creeped me out a little.

    Grody. Creepy. And GRODY.
  • Blessedby2boys
    Blessedby2boys Posts: 19 Member
    I used to work at a gym. I have seen this type, however, the blow drying story is crazy hilarious!

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