Do you have creepy people at your Gym? Like this?

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  • Briargrey
    Briargrey Posts: 498 Member
    When you're in the gym proper and your junk (lady or gent or otherwise) is dangling out, figure out a better outfit to wear. However, we're all different shapes and sizes and some things will look 'worse' on one of us than on another, so unless it is regularly and consistently hanging truly out, then it's just not a big deal, imo.

    In the locker room -- I think people need to get over the nudity issue. It's a locker room. People change and shower in it. There is nothing wrong with a naked body. It's just a body. Period. I walk around naked in the locker room, and I always have, so it's not just because I'm over 40 now. It's because it's a locker room. I shave in the shower because it's a shower and that's where I shave. I don't do the vag area there, but if I needed to trim up, I would. Hair washes down the drain.

    Now, if you're stretching and going out of your way to thrust genitals this way and that to either show off or make someone uncomfortable, then there's an issue. Otherwise -- nudity. Get over it. :)
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
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  • rich347
    rich347 Posts: 508 Member
    I see nothing wrong with this picture
  • icesk8tr
    icesk8tr Posts: 3
    Wow, I feel lucky. I belong to a gym where the owners like to keep the creepy types out of there. Have not seen anyone like this, just a lot of us sweating and swearing at the trainers while we are trying to survive the workout!

    Have you said anything to him about showing his underwear? Or are you afraid he will ask you if you want to take a closer look?
  • kf4vkp
    kf4vkp Posts: 164 Member
    When you're in the gym proper and your junk (lady or gent or otherwise) is dangling out, figure out a better outfit to wear. However, we're all different shapes and sizes and some things will look 'worse' on one of us than on another, so unless it is regularly and consistently hanging truly out, then it's just not a big deal, imo.

    In the locker room -- I think people need to get over the nudity issue. It's a locker room. People change and shower in it. There is nothing wrong with a naked body. It's just a body. Period. I walk around naked in the locker room, and I always have, so it's not just because I'm over 40 now. It's because it's a locker room. I shave in the shower because it's a shower and that's where I shave. I don't do the vag area there, but if I needed to trim up, I would. Hair washes down the drain.

    Now, if you're stretching and going out of your way to thrust genitals this way and that to either show off or make someone uncomfortable, then there's an issue. Otherwise -- nudity. Get over it. :)

    yep! You're kind of awesome!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    LMAO! Good one!

    If this is a true story, wouldn't you just bust out laughing every time? I mean, I would. I wouldn't be able to hold it in.

    The entertainment I miss by working out at home :noway:
  • mhoeff1
    mhoeff1 Posts: 163 Member
    what a sick one that is so gross maybe he is hoping to gain the gym all to himself I know I would have a hard time working out with someone like him to bad you cant change to the time he isnt there keeo record of the things he says and does the dates too and then turn it into the gym mangaer someone needs to be blunt and tell him he is nasty and dont talk to you good luck with mr nasty
  • MikeInAZ
    MikeInAZ Posts: 483 Member
    Complain to the manager. They need to tell this guy to dress appropriately. ***** up a storm, maybe you can get a discount or something? Find a new gym.
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
    This is quite possibly the best post ever :drinker:
  • sheleen302
    sheleen302 Posts: 266 Member
    Maybe he is Korean? It's pretty normal to blow-dry your balls here (South Korea) after you shower. Privacy while bathing and grooming aren't seen as all that important.

    I, too have noticed that notable lack of modesty in Korea, and have seen it translated here too.
  • butterflyluv1218
    butterflyluv1218 Posts: 430
    I'm sorry but this just made me start crying I was laughing so hard. I have a great imagination!
  • highmaintnance
    highmaintnance Posts: 215 Member
    funny no women talking about women walking around naked in their locker rooms. Does this not happen??? dont crush my dreams!


    ^^ At my old gym there was an aerobics instructor, who was in her mid to late 40s, that walked around butt naked for about an hour, even longer after she got new boobies. She was hot so it wasn't creepy but it was obvious she was doing it for attention and compliments, so it was kind of sad.

    Other than that, I can say I haven't seen another naked lady casually walking around the locking room since.
  • Val_from_OH
    Val_from_OH Posts: 447 Member
    I have not had any problem with semi-nudists, but there is this guy that works out at my gym that looks like a creepy porn star! He has a huge handlebar mustache and a huge mullet, and he works out in short jean shorts and a tight tank top. He works hard, and gets all sweaty, so you can just imagine what that looks like! We are friendly to each other, but I have to chuckle a little in my head every time I see him.
  • ElizabethObviously
    ElizabethObviously Posts: 380 Member
    I have a creepy guy where I work out. He is super hairy and doesn't wear a shirt and always works out right next to me. He occasionally grabs my boobs while working out. Just a slight tap. And he only half *kitten* workouts...

    oh wait...I work out at home...that's my husband....
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Got this guy at the gym weird dude. Brings a roll along carry on size suitcase to the gym and drags it all over the floor with him. The last about 20 minutes of his work out he sits on a stationary bike holding a 40lbs dumbbell watching TV. Not riding or lifting...literally just sitting there holding the weight watching the TV.
  • mytime1986
    mytime1986 Posts: 117
    I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..

    What is a penis push up?
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    I have not had any problem with semi-nudists, but there is this guy that works out at my gym that looks like a creepy porn star! He has a huge handlebar mustache and a huge mullet, and he works out in short jean shorts and a tight tank top. He works hard, and gets all sweaty, so you can just imagine what that looks like! We are friendly to each other, but I have to chuckle a little in my head every time I see him.

    We have this guy! Does he wear the tan lace-up boots?
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    For the record, I don't know if he has ball or balls. It was a type-o. I don't proof read what I write on thread caus it just that important
    Thank you for putting my mind at rest. I was fretting all night wondering if he had 1 ball or only dried 1 of them. :laugh:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Is he following you home when you leave? If not, just look away.
  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    I don't stare at people at the gym, so I have not noticed things like this.
  • tripledipped13
    tripledipped13 Posts: 78 Member
    I have a creepy guy where I work out. He is super hairy and doesn't wear a shirt and always works out right next to me. He occasionally grabs my boobs while working out. Just a slight tap. And he only half *kitten* workouts...

    oh wait...I work out at home...that's my husband....

    Soo funny!! :laugh:
  • Viva_Karina
    Viva_Karina Posts: 398 Member
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  • sanndandi
    sanndandi Posts: 300 Member
    I have a creepy guy where I work out. He is super hairy and doesn't wear a shirt and always works out right next to me. He occasionally grabs my boobs while working out. Just a slight tap. And he only half *kitten* workouts...

    oh wait...I work out at home...that's my husband....

    cute :laugh:
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    I once witnessed an old lady (70ish) prop her leg up on the counter and proceed to blowdry her yoni.

    Yoni the piano player?

    That made me laugh out loud at work! :laugh:

    And I have another question about blow drying the uh, piano player.....does it make the same whistling sound as blowing across the top of a coke bottle...ya know, WHOOOOO?

    She could fool everyone into thinking there is an "hooter" owl in the locker room.....
  • sanndandi
    sanndandi Posts: 300 Member
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    Ok, really Laughing Out Loud at this
  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
    I am most amused by the drying of a single ball. Does he only have one testicle, or does he just ignore the other one, I wonder?

    this.
  • HappyathomeMN
    HappyathomeMN Posts: 498 Member
    I have a creepy guy where I work out. He is super hairy and doesn't wear a shirt and always works out right next to me. He occasionally grabs my boobs while working out. Just a slight tap. And he only half *kitten* workouts...

    oh wait...I work out at home...that's my husband....

    Nice - I choked on my lunch.

    You are my hero of the day!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Why you hatin' on my singular ball dude....srsly?
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    <snip>

    Now, if you're stretching and going out of your way to thrust genitals this way and that to either show off or make someone uncomfortable, then there's an issue. Otherwise -- nudity. Get over it. :)

    Thrusting Genitals. Sounds like a martial arts movie, ya know, Enter The Dragon....
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    I saw a guy doing penis pushups in the locker room once..

    What is a penis push up?

    Remember, you asked.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-orrbeT6i0

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