Let's be honest...

TitzzMcGhee
TitzzMcGhee Posts: 116
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A coworker was telling me today that she and her husband have never farted in front of each other (and they've been married 20 years). If they have to do it, they go to the bathroom. WTH? So be honest, do you fart in front of your significant other?
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  • ksimmons19
    ksimmons19 Posts: 223 Member
    I fart in front of the mail man.
  • butterflyluv1218
    butterflyluv1218 Posts: 430
    Women don't fart, we glitter. ;) but yes, no problem there.
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    First of all everyone know's women don't fart... = ) My hubs... I only wish he'd leave the room... I've come close to throwing up.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    all the time.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    She be LYIN' to you!!!!
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    Yes I do and sometimes we even comment on how loud it is hahahahah hey you asked :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    If I can't burp or fart in front of him, he is no longer dating material.
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    I fart in front of the mail man.






    This made me laugh
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    I fart in front of the mail man.


    I like you.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    I fart. All. The. Time. Last night, for example, he wrapped his arms around me from behind, kissed me on the neck, and I farted on him. Oops...
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    First of all everyone know's women don't fart... = ) My hubs... I only wish he'd leave the room... I've come close to throwing up.

    hahaha *gassssssp*

    [img]http://i1280.photobucket.com/albums/a485/katiicombs/Gif Collection/tumblr_lmx2akLmWB1qjotd2o1_400_zps76d2e7fa.gif[/img]
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    I fart. All. The. Time. Last night, for example, he wrapped his arms around me from behind, kissed me on the neck, and I farted on him. Oops...

    Gross.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I fart. All. The. Time. Last night, for example, he wrapped his arms around me from behind, kissed me on the neck, and I farted on him. Oops...

    I LOL'd at this.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    If he can handle seeing 4 kids come out, I'm really not that concerned about normal bodily functions.

    But that's just me
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    She does in front of me, and they are often sulfuric in nature. I rarely do, and mine are very tame by her admission. I'm just not much of a farter.
  • CLFrancois
    CLFrancois Posts: 472 Member
    Humans fart.
    However, I don't announce it and I don't TRY to **** my pants.
    Yes, they leak out.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I fart in front of the mail man.

    And you wonder why you haven't gotten any mail lately?
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Neither of us do it on purpose. We leave the room or, if absolutely necessary, go (hopefully) for stealth mode! ha ha
  • ksimmons19
    ksimmons19 Posts: 223 Member
    I fart in front of the mail man.

    And you wonder why you haven't gotten any mail lately?

    He told me I had to in order to GET my mail :ohwell:
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    Lmao! Um... My husband watched me give birth. Farting ain't no thang! It's like a joke in our household.
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    I'm dating a woman who farted on the 4th date. Whatever. We try not to make each other smell bad things, but farts happen.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    She does in front of me, and they are often sulfuric in nature. I rarely do, and mine are very tame by her admission. I'm just not much of a farter.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    His make the windows rattle.

    Mine are SBDs... :flowerforyou:
  • lilbearzmom
    lilbearzmom Posts: 600 Member
    They must not have kids together- pregnant women CANNOT control it. I farted so much at night in my sleep my husband says the covers floated 3 feet off the bed....:blushing:
  • Aliviuum
    Aliviuum Posts: 67
    All.the.time.
  • therunninghippie
    therunninghippie Posts: 53 Member
    My SO fans his gas in my direction... I show no mercy :)
  • Aliviuum
    Aliviuum Posts: 67
    My SO fans his gas in my direction... I show no mercy :)

    Exactly.
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
    Ugggh! He has NO problem farting in front of me, and it has bothered me from day one. Not the farting per se, more so the frequency and sound of them. I don't fart in front of him, only out of principle. I have told him time and time again that there is no need to be farting like that in front of me, but he insists that he must, so I just don't at all, to prove a point.

    That said, my brother and his wife have never farted in front of one another. My other brother and his wife have no problem farting like normal people in front of one another. I think both are endearing.
  • rosemaryhon
    rosemaryhon Posts: 507 Member
    A coworker was telling me today that she and her husband have never farted in front of each other (and they've been married 20 years). If they have to do it, they go to the bathroom. WTH? So be honest, do you fart in front of your significant other?

    Honestly, nope, we do not.
  • TitzzMcGhee
    TitzzMcGhee Posts: 116
    I find it very interesting that very few men have commented. Isn't farting one of their favorite topics?

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