Help me choose a tattoo

dirtnap63
dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.
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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Don't get your wife and kid's names, like I did. Your girlfriend gets dstracted having to look a them all the time.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    How bout a Hello Kitty on the forehead...

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  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Butterfly tramp stamp.
  • AJ_G
    AJ_G Posts: 4,158 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Butterfly tramp stamp.

    FTW!
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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    You're welcome
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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    MFP 4 LYFE
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Looney Tunes stuff is popular.


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  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...

    Well that's good advice right there!

    Just get her name tattooed across your chest that should do the trick!
    You're welcome!
  • __delete
    __delete Posts: 245 Member
    Tattoo your junk to look like a snake.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    This would be epic.

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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Get a ball and chain and say "baby its you!"
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...


    Why do you have to be so hurtful? If you aren't willing to make a helpful suggestion please stay out of my topic.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    You should get "I <3 The US" across your chest
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...


    Why do you have to be so hurtful? If you aren't willing to make a helpful suggestion please stay out of my topic.
    When she dumps you can I have her?
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
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  • blbasham
    blbasham Posts: 11
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...

    THIS!!
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    http://static.tumblr.com/eh385u2/9bTlonj94/sons-of-anarchy.jpg

    OR

    You could get "YES, DEAR." in big, black, gothic letters across your shoulders.
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...


    Why do you have to be so hurtful? If you aren't willing to make a helpful suggestion please stay out of my topic.

    Well, the truth does hurt sometimes.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Tattoo your junk to look like a snake.
    That's a great one! the head may be particularly painful but she's WORTH IT so suck it up pumpkin!!
  • rassha01
    rassha01 Posts: 534 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...


    Why do you have to be so hurtful? If you aren't willing to make a helpful suggestion please stay out of my topic.

    I think this may be the most helpful suggestion you see...

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  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member

    When she dumps you can I have her?

    You'd better have a sexy tattoo or she'll dump you too!
  • melissaann262
    melissaann262 Posts: 27
    women love seeing tattoos of other women, the more scantily clad the better. runners up would be anything tribal or maybe barbed wire. good luck!
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    I'm not trying to be hurtful (and neither was the other poster), but it really sounds like there are other issues in the marriage.

    If YOU want a tattoo for YOU then do it.... if it is only for her, then do NOT do it!

    That being said, if you decide to do the tattoo then do something fun with no names at all unless it is your children(s) name(s).
  • maggie16sweetxoxo
    maggie16sweetxoxo Posts: 314 Member
    get a BAMO teardrop on your cheek.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Tattoo your junk to look like a snake.
    Or get a $100 bill tattooed there if she likes to blow money.
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
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  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...


    Why do you have to be so hurtful? If you aren't willing to make a helpful suggestion please stay out of my topic.

    I think this may be the most helpful suggestion you see...

    hDC5A5D9D


    I should get a tattoo of a cat eating popcorn? What?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.
    Pinup of your ex. Works every time.

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