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    Help me choose a tattoo

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    • Posts: 1,299 Member
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      U SHOULD GET A BACON TATTOO CAUSE BACON IS HILARIOUS !!! LOLZ !!! YAY !!!
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      MFP 4 LYFE

      Do it!!
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
      you should just slit your **** in half.. that way you can satisfy your wife with two half size *kitten*

      This doesn't sound like a very good idea. Whatever you decide, OP, this suggestion should be called "Plan C".
    • Posts: 1,242 Member
      A tattoo should be something really personal to you, not your wife. All of my tattoos took a lot of time and thought, I would never get a tattoo for someone else regardless of how I felt about them.

      It sounds like some major promblems there, she made you get a vasectomy? now she's making you get a tattoo? Marriage is about team work, it's not a one-way street. I agree maybe you should seek counseling before ink in this case.
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      This doesn't sound like a very good idea. Whatever you decide, OP, this suggestion should be called "Plan C".
      I was thinking plan Z, but he may go for the C plan
    • Posts: 1,574 Member
      U SHOULD GET A BACON TATTOO CAUSE BACON IS HILARIOUS !!! LOLZ !!! YAY !!!
      Bacon garter belt.
    • Posts: 1,387 Member
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      I have that (my kids names), but I got them for me not for anyone else.

      Usually people get tattoos regarding things they are interested in or are fond of. You didnt give us much background to work with. What are you into, what do you think is cool?


      Well I like The Bolshoi Ballet, crocheting tea cozies, and spending time on Pinterest. Does that help?
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I love tattoos! My husband though doesn't have any and because I love him I am ok with him not having any. I got my tattoos for me and plan on getting more, and my husband, because he truly loves me, is ok with that too. If you don't want one, don't get one. If you want your marriage to work, seek a counselor or something. Inking yourself does not heal martial wounds.

      Don't listen to tripe like this.

      Your wife gave you an ultimatum. Think of the kids. You need to get the tat.

      However, if it backfires, and you end up single, I had a patient one time who had the words "Your name" tattooed on his penis. When he was finally awake, and able to talk to us, he said it was his pickup line. He would tell the ladies, "Hey, I have your name tattoed on my penis." Then if they didn't believe him, he would show him.
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      Hey go get as many Tattoos you may want to get but at the end of the day why is the STABILITY or PASSION of your marriage based on a tattoo not the LOVE/RESPECT you guys should share for one another.

      Hey I have years on you, and 15yrs of marriage ending in divorce experience that gives me the wisdom to tell you that hey if you have to change you and keep making changes to fit this IDEA of what your mate thinks they may want then you will continue to have to CHANGE and doing things to appease and nothing may satisfy long and it will be something else after the tattoo and you will look up 15yrs later and have tattoos you didn't want, a lot of other stuff you tried that didn't work and can't take back and be very hurt because nothing worked. Good luck with your tattoo but all I can say is this...if you dont want to get a tattoo then hey you grown and have a choice...:)
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I refuse to help since you declined my Friend Request... :grumble:

      Wow. Bitter much?
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      Good point. Our second child was conceived after my surgery, so maybe there's a chance!

      Oh? *backs slowly out of the thread*
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      How bout a grilled cheese without tomato and basil so you would remember how to make one properly?
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      you should just slit your **** in half.. that way you can satisfy your wife with two half size *kitten*

      Oh. I have seen that. Ouch. Makes me nauseous to look at it,
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      Oh. I have seen that. Ouch. Makes me nauseous to look at it,

      Shhhhhhhh. You werent supposed to tell!
    • Posts: 545 Member
      How about only get a tattoo if YOU want one. It's your body, your skin.
    • Posts: 542 Member
      Perhaps a couples tattoo? You can ink "Tab A" and she can ink "Slot B" above your/her naughty bits? <--tongue in cheek answer.

      If that fails go big and get a apadravya :wink:

      Good luck! Tattoo's are sexy when done well.
    • Posts: 1,387 Member
      How about only get a tattoo if YOU want one. It's your body, your skin.

      But I do want one. To keep my marriage intact
    • Posts: 59 Member
      I'd suggest a quote that really speaks to you. Something that you have lived your life by. :)
    • Posts: 361 Member
      Wow, the Title of this category is 'Chit Chat, FUN, & Games" :bigsmile:

      Guess all those nice folks so seriously worried about that stability of your marriage didn't realize that. :yawn:

      But good luck on chosing! I once knew a guy with a fly on his fly. Dang fool would show it to everyone every time he had a few brews....which, unfortunately, was verrrry often. :sick:

      And no, it was not my hubby.
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      Wow. Bitter much?
      Nah, I was just jokin' - that's why I added the grumbling emoticon.

      I got the FR, btw, so my plan worked. All that's left now is to grab a bag of heavily buttered popcorn and a cold beer, pull up a lawn chair and watch "The Legend" do his thing! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 337 Member
      I think a pretty butterfly on your lower back with some flowers would be totally hot
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      Or get a $100 bill tattooed there if she likes to blow money.

      Or a piece of bacon on it. Women LOVE to eat bacon.
    • Posts: 59 Member
      BACON TATTOO!!!!!
    • Posts: 1,574 Member
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      Oh. I have seen that. Ouch. Makes me nauseous to look at it,
      It's called a genital bisection for anyone who's curious. :flowerforyou:

      No, I didn't have to Google it, I already knew.
    • Posts: 1,564 Member
      ha well I am not so sure this post was created in seriousness. If it was, well....I would say you need to decide do you want to re-attach your balls, or leave them in your wife's purse. Because the next thing will be, oh honey I want you to get my name tattooed. Or some other thing telling you to man up.
    • Posts: 9,248 Member
      And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
      Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

      I'd go for the divorce........a tattoo is something very personal and it has to be something you're going to dig for the rest of your life. It took me months just to pick my artist and come up with a design......
    • Posts: 1,203 Member
      are you f*cking kidding me?

      Leave her *kitten*! It's YOUR body and if you don't feel comfortable making that kind of decision, DON'T!

      Getting a permanent marking on your body is not something ANYONE should take lightly!!!
    • Posts: 1,683 Member
      are you f*cking kidding me?

      Leave her *kitten*! It's YOUR body and if you don't feel comfortable making that kind of decision, DON'T!

      Getting a permanent marking on your body is not something ANYONE should take lightly!!!

      LOL, says the chick with the belly button ring.

      It's very nice...just saying.
    • Posts: 1,387 Member
      I think a pretty butterfly on your lower back with some flowers would be totally hot

      Can I take this as an invitation in case she doesn't like it and dumps me?
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