Help me choose a tattoo

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  • AdrianasMombieED
    AdrianasMombieED Posts: 117 Member
    How bout a Hello Kitty on the forehead...

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    Lmao!!!

    Please do not get any names put on your body, if you do decide to get a tattoo.
    Do you really want to get a tattoo? It's your body. Not hers. If I was married and my husband wanted me to get a tattoo just because it turns him on. I wouldnt stick around. If he's telling me to get one or he'd divorce, then the marriage wouldnt last in the future anyways If I did decide to get one done. She should love you for who you are. And if she thought men with tattoos are hot, why didnt she marry one in the first place instead of forcing someone to get one done? Relationship doesn't sound right to me.
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    Wow! Sounds f*cked up to me? Have you been married long? If so, why would she marry you if you weren't what she wanted? I love Tattoo's, in fact my husband has only one, which I paid for as a birthday gift. No way in Hell would I divorce someone because they lacked ink. That's just stupidity. Does she has tattoo's herself?

    Now seriously for the tattoo, get something you like/enjoy. I'm a big fan of symbolism, so all 5 of my tattoo's symbolize different things. If a close relative of yours pasted away, do something that reminds you of them. If you have a favorite animal/pet go that route, sports team even. Maybe just get a cool tribal band around your arm ? Be creative, find someone who draws really well, and design something with them. Please please please DO NOT just pick something out of a book, I HATE when people do that!
  • kckBxer396
    kckBxer396 Posts: 460 Member
    are you f*cking kidding me?

    Leave her *kitten*! It's YOUR body and if you don't feel comfortable making that kind of decision, DON'T!

    Getting a permanent marking on your body is not something ANYONE should take lightly!!!

    LOL, says the chick with the belly button ring.

    It's very nice...just saying.

    Normally, I stay out of other peoples debates,but piercings aren't permanent. I've had 13 piercings,and you can only tell that I have had 5. I still have 4 of them,and one scarred(which has faded over time) because it caught on something and ripped out. Also, I used to have gauged ears,and you can't tell that either. Not being mean...just throwing in my thoughts.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    If you're going to allow your wife to tell you what to do ....

    How's about this? :laugh:


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  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 930 Member
    Does she like children's stories?
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  • AndiGirl70
    AndiGirl70 Posts: 542 Member
    Does she like children's stories?
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    .

    LIe to me! LIe to me! LOL
  • Scubanana7
    Scubanana7 Posts: 361 Member
    Love the Mumford & Sons reference...
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Does she like children's stories?
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    I think it would be creeping to have this guy staring you right in the eyes...
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Does she like children's stories?
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    I think it would be creeping to have this guy staring you right in the eyes...

    Right?:laugh:
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    If this is indeed for realsies...

    For *kitten*'s sake, grow some balls and tell her NO. Otherwise, go get some tits tattooed on your chest to match the vjj that apparently has replaced your gonads. Then go get some self-esteem!

    Seriously, she is going to divorce you because you are a spineless eunuch not because she thinks tattoos are hot. Odds are, amigo, she is already banging some dude with a stupid tribal armband tattoo and a Fiero because you lack the cajones to stand up to her.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    If this is indeed for realsies...

    For *kitten*'s sake, grow some balls and tell her NO. Otherwise, go get some tits tattooed on your chest to match the vjj that apparently has replaced your gonads. Then go get some self-esteem!

    Seriously, she is going to divorce you because you are a spineless eunuch not because she thinks tattoos are hot. Odds are, amigo, she is already banging some dude with a stupid tribal armband tattoo and a Fiero because you lack the cajones to stand up to her.


    Well that would explain the pool boy.

    I thought it odd she hired him considering we don't have a pool.


    Damn, I think we need to talk.
  • Scott3600
    Scott3600 Posts: 14
    If a tattoo is the difference between staying married and getting a divorce then you should take the divorce. Doesn't sound like a great marriage you have going on.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    Tattoo your junk to look like a snake.

    Pinocchio would be better than a snake,
  • smiller212003
    smiller212003 Posts: 39 Member
    She sounds like a real winner! You should get her face tattood on your face!
  • karkaskompetisie
    karkaskompetisie Posts: 39
    If I was you I'd rather get divorced than a tattoo that I don't really want.
  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
    Kid's names are a good one, I think.
  • potatocar
    potatocar Posts: 250 Member
    Looney Tunes stuff is popular.


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    Oh dat "your"... I would carve that out with a knife.
  • RonnieLodge
    RonnieLodge Posts: 665 Member
    Get a tattoo of her face.

    On your chest.

    My husband has this.

    It is awesome.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    the words exit only just above your bung hole? you could even get it in Chinese symbols to make it look cooler

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    I :heart: you so hard right now!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    If this is indeed for realsies...

    For *kitten*'s sake, grow some balls and tell her NO. Otherwise, go get some tits tattooed on your chest to match the vjj that apparently has replaced your gonads. Then go get some self-esteem!

    Seriously, she is going to divorce you because you are a spineless eunuch not because she thinks tattoos are hot. Odds are, amigo, she is already banging some dude with a stupid tribal armband tattoo and a Fiero because you lack the cajones to stand up to her.

    You used the term "for realsies" and YOU are telling the OP to get some balls???? Seriously dude, put down the Zima or the Red's Apple Ale or whatever the hell castrated males are drinking these days and get some self-awareness.
  • boooooooooobs
    boooooooooobs Posts: 3
    hahaha

    I am sure she thinks tattoos are hot... on her boyfriend.

    If this is for real and your wife would divorce you over something as superficial as that totally overlooking all the other qualities you bring or the time you have already invested in the relationship...then I would say she is on the way out the door regardless of whether you get the tattoo or not.

    If you do end up getting one.. it should NOT be her name. Big mistake and the laser to have it removed is expensive and painful.
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
    Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

    If this is indeed for realsies...

    For *kitten*'s sake, grow some balls and tell her NO. Otherwise, go get some tits tattooed on your chest to match the vjj that apparently has replaced your gonads. Then go get some self-esteem!

    Seriously, she is going to divorce you because you are a spineless eunuch not because she thinks tattoos are hot. Odds are, amigo, she is already banging some dude with a stupid tribal armband tattoo and a Fiero because you lack the cajones to stand up to her.

    You used the term "for realsies" and YOU are telling the OP to get some balls???? Seriously dude, put down the Zima or the Red's Apple Ale or whatever the hell castrated males are drinking these days and get some self-awareness.

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  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    If I was you I'd rather get divorced than a tattoo that I don't really want.

    Yup.
  • vegan_gain
    vegan_gain Posts: 2 Member
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    yay my first post
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Baconbaconbaconbacon

    How about a cute little fluffy duck on your a s s?

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