"Doing The Dirty" Problem

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  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,245 Member
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    He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.
    \lol
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.
    I'm guilty of this.

    Or, when my neighbors were getting it on, I would just make loud screaming sounds. Their sex life died with that.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Doing the dirty laundry?

    First of all, it's sex. And it's only 20 minutes of you boy's beauty sleep. With any luck, your son will be getting his own dirty with his BS is economics or whatever. He'll not want the po-po called or ratted out to management because those walls/floors are thin - so he needs to think HARD about how big of deal this actually is or if maybe it's just some culture shock. If he lived in a dorm, he'd have to learn to live and make far more compromises with a roommate.It MIGHT be time cut the cord. If it bothers him, he need to try to solve the problem. He's presumably an adult and he needs to learn how to navigate real world situations without you taking care of that for him.
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
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    If it's that loud... I would tell him to leave a note by their door "your bedroom activities are too loud and screwing up my sleep, please remember that you are living in an apartment and noise levels need to be quieter - Your neighbor"

    that's it... and if it happens again I would call about a noise violation. Sorry, but I think it's gross to hear other people.

    I totally agree with you and I will probably do that...but you know Back in the day when I was in College we kinda "powered" through that kinda stuff, if it got too bad just get the broom and hit the ceiling a couple of times. One night I listened and it was "FUNNY" to Me because I'm thinking...that dude really blowin her back out with that jack rabbit action, why these young women let dudes do this to them. But, hey, she let out the YELL...Wonder if it was REAL or her way to get "Buggs Bunny" off of her.
  • Jenny9000
    Jenny9000 Posts: 45 Member
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    a) complain
    b) confront
    c) move

    that's all I got.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I will give you a form letter that I use in these circumstances

    Dear Sir and Ma'am,

    I would like to introduce myself. My name is [your son's full name], and I am your downstairs neighbor. Early each morning, I am aroused from my slumber to hear the sweet serenade of your love.

    Rest assured that I dare not ask you to refrain from your sweet love play, as I, too, am fond of the occasional reproductive dalliance.

    However, for scheduling purposes, I would greatly appreciate it if you could begin your coital excursions somewhat earlier in the evening - say, around 11:00pm each night.

    This is before I have fallen into a sound slumber and will afford me ample opportunity to enjoy the chorus of your climax and, dare I say, contribute with my own.

    I dearly look forward to our joining in song.

    Yours in Christ,
    [your son's full name]
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.
    I'm guilty of this.

    Or, when my neighbors were getting it on, I would just make loud screaming sounds. Their sex life died with that.

    LOL @ loud screaming sounds...pretend he has a case of turrets?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I will give you a form letter that I use in these circumstances

    Dear Sir and Ma'am,

    I would like to introduce myself. My name is [your son's full name], and I am your downstairs neighbor. Early each morning, I am aroused from my slumber to hear the sweet serenade of your love.

    Rest assured that I dare not ask you to refrain from your sweet love play, as I, too, am fond of the occasional reproductive dalliance.

    However, for scheduling purposes, I would greatly appreciate it if you could begin your coital excursions somewhat earlier in the evening - say, around 11:00pm each night.

    This is before I have fallen into a sound slumber and will afford me ample opportunity to enjoy the chorus of your climax and, dare I say, contribute with my own.

    I dearly look forward to our joining in song.

    Yours in Christ,
    [your son's full name]

    Bwahahahahaha!
  • Briko3
    Briko3 Posts: 267 Member
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    Check e-mail for 20 minutes and go back to sleep. Is she good looking?
  • CycleGuy9000
    CycleGuy9000 Posts: 290
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    Just report it as them watching really loud porn at 2am in the morning.
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
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    a) complain
    b) confront
    c) move

    that's all I got.

    Sweet!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Okay new take. If it's always happening at 2 or 3 am it's probably after bar or da club sex.

    So kiddo can just leave a six pack in front of the neighbors door so he'll hopefully get drunk before the bar or da club and won't even venture out and pick anyone up.

    Also sex at that time is probably another college student taking advantage of some party days before school starts and will get tail at normal hours once school starts. That's my best guess.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

    As to the question: ear plugs. You're not going to stop he world from having sex. Many have tried, all have failed.

    WHY do YOU feel the NEEd to complain or "CoNtRoL" how I ChOOse to write. Somebody got cONTRol IssUES! But thanks for the "ADVICE."


    It was neither a complaint nor an attempt to control you. Just a curiosity.
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
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    Have him stand next to her window as they're doing it.
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
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    I will give you a form letter that I use in these circumstances

    Dear Sir and Ma'am,

    I would like to introduce myself. My name is [your son's full name], and I am your downstairs neighbor. Early each morning, I am aroused from my slumber to hear the sweet serenade of your love.

    Rest assured that I dare not ask you to refrain from your sweet love play, as I, too, am fond of the occasional reproductive dalliance.

    However, for scheduling purposes, I would greatly appreciate it if you could begin your coital excursions somewhat earlier in the evening - say, around 11:00pm each night.

    This is before I have fallen into a sound slumber and will afford me ample opportunity to enjoy the chorus of your climax and, dare I say, contribute with my own.

    I dearly look forward to our joining in song.

    Yours in Christ,
    [your son's full name]


    Printing this off right Now!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

    He capitalizes 'My Son'.

    Do you think he's talking about Jesus?


    If that's true that would make him God, in which case he wouldn't be seeking our consult, so I'm going to go with no.
  • itsaNikki
    itsaNikki Posts: 1
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    He could start out by going to the apartment and politely letting them know that he can hear them every night. There's a chance they don't realize anyone else can hear them.

    Now, if that continues after he's done the mature thing? Then he can go back, let them know he can STILL hear them, and if it continues he will be complaining. Then, follow up. If the sound continues, go to the apartment manager, lodge a sound complaint. If nothing happens, then you call the cops for a noise complaint.

    Start small, THEN go big. Give them a chance to correct their behavior before getting cops or officials involved. Behave the way you'd want someone to behave towards you.
  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,287 Member
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    Call the police to file a noise complaint and then notify management of the situation and that it was reported. I know that's what my apartment requires. Once you do that, they'll send a notice. After 3 police reports are filed, they send out an eviction notice.

    laughed when I read this and then saw your name.

    hahahahhaa
  • TheEffort
    TheEffort Posts: 1,028 Member
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    OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

    He capitalizes 'My Son'.

    Do you think he's talking about Jesus?

    Hilarious.

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    He could start out by going to the apartment and politely letting them know that he can hear them every night. There's a chance they don't realize anyone else can hear them.

    Now, if that continues after he's done the mature thing? Then he can go back, let them know he can STILL hear them, and if it continues he will be complaining. Then, follow up. If the sound continues, go to the apartment manager, lodge a sound complaint. If nothing happens, then you call the cops for a noise complaint.

    Start small, THEN go big. Give them a chance to correct their behavior before getting cops or officials involved. Behave the way you'd want someone to behave towards you.

    I'd much rather have the cops show up and leave rather than have him come to my door and show me his smirky, sex-hating face and then have to look at it every day afterward thinking about how much I want to punch it in.
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