That's when the fight started...

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  • doowop713
    doowop713 Posts: 268 Member
    These are fabulous. Thank you!
  • Jayiz
    Jayiz Posts: 39
    Haha, this gave me a chuckle today :)
    Just so simply perfect! :glasses:
  • caseythirteen
    caseythirteen Posts: 956 Member
    Excellent afternoon chuckles!
  • simplemamato3
    simplemamato3 Posts: 20 Member
    Those were so funny! Thanks for sharing!
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    Loved it! Thank you.
  • Bobanji
    Bobanji Posts: 79 Member
    Loved these!!:laugh:
  • meggers123
    meggers123 Posts: 711 Member
    love it! :laugh:
  • gatsby018
    gatsby018 Posts: 58 Member
    Good stuff.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    hA6D72972
  • amcsouth
    amcsouth Posts: 283 Member
    Love it!! :smile:
  • CaffeinatedConfectionist
    CaffeinatedConfectionist Posts: 1,046 Member
    Finally, a zombie thread I can get behind :drinker:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:

    Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments

    Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!

    Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.

    Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!

    Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.

    Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:

    Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments

    Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!

    Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.

    Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!

    Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.

    Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.

    LOL "Justine-ese" that's pronounced like japanese or chinese right?
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:

    Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments

    Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!

    Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.

    Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!

    Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.

    Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.

    LOL "Justine-ese" that's pronounced like japanese or chinese right?

    Yup, a combination of OCD ADD and Dyslexia leads to very interesting thought processing outcomes for him, usually quite hysterical though...
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Bah bah bump!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    ohai

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