Annoying things your pet does..

My cat Lucifer likes to sit on the back of the couch and chew on my hair. Usually with a paw on my head to keep me still. This would be adorable if the 17 lbs monster wasn't leaning right on my neck.

Also my old cat Spooky (who just passed in January after 17 years of being my companion) used to take socks or undies out of the dirty clothes and walk around the apartment meowing as loud as she could. If you walked out and looked at her, she'd drop the clothing, and **** her head to one side until you pet her.

Spooky also used to sit pretty next to my husband and softly meow until he got up and gave her treats. He was such a softie with her.

Edit: It's supposed to be c@ck, btw. I forgot the alternative meaning when I typed it.

My cat has alzheimer's so it only comes home once a month. But we have to keep buying premium cat food (the only one she'll eat) just in case she comes home again. I'm just impressed she's not dead yet.

Sir Fuzzy Kittyhead is a rouge ninja who loves to back stab ankles, flop down in various walk ways, and leave puffs of hair all over the freshly vacuumed carpet.

My cats are mostly ok, except the big one throws a tantrum if you see even a dime sized amount of the bottom of hte food dish. Then he screams at me until I fill it, at which point he eats so fast he starts puking, gets scared of the puke, and tries to run away, while puking leaving trails of puke through the apartment.

My bunnies like to scatter hay everywhere and if I leave any electrical cords within reach, they're destroyed in seconds. But it's been months since that's happened.

My dog is horrible at being walked, he pulls so much even with a choker!!! stubborn dog, i might have to get a body harness for him because he is too big to be doing that!!! and when he wants me to wake up or get my attention he will try to eat my hair, and if that doesnt do it he head butts me in the back of the head lol...he is an akita and pit bull mix only 1yr old and already 70lbs!!!

My Angus wants my attention during the day ONLY when I sit down to do something at the computer. My hand grabs the mouse and his snout is hitting my hand. It's cute until I'm trying to do something on a deadline. It's like HE KNOWS. What a jerk. And the love of my life.

I have this interesting crisscross of scratch scars on my right elbow. It's how my 2 year old rat terrier, Lily, announces she's not getting enough attention. Or that she wants under the covers because she's too lazy to burrow in herself. She is also jealous and will bite the other dog's nose if she feels like the other dog is getting more of my attention.

I'm pretty sure my 5 year old dachshund, Lucy, has the coldest nose ever. And she likes to stick it on the nape of my neck.

If my dog is cold she woofs at me to close the garden door. If she is still cold she woofs to have the heater put on. Once when my other dog escaped out of the garden, she came woofing at me to tell me. Wouldn't stop untill I went to see what was wrong.

My other dog lets himself out into the front garden (he can open doors) walks all the way around to the back door and lets himself inleaving all the doors wide open. No fun in winter.

I have 2 cats.

Fudge will not allow you to be behind a closed door. No closed doors in the house. If you try to lock her out because she is waking you up in the middle of the night, she will just cry and cry. Also if I take a bath, she likes to come into the bathroom, then meows to leave, then meows to come back. Very annoying.

Kiki will sit anywhere someone, including Fudge just vacated. If I am on the couch to go bathroom, I come back and there is Kiki.

What is really funny about the girls is that I can't pet one and not the other. If I pet Fudge, Kiki will come over and Fudge she gets angry. I have to actually make sure that no matter what I split my attention between the two of them. Really needy kitties I have, cute as hell, but needy.

Every single time I do Jillian Michaels' DVDs and I'm doing floor work that involves planking stances both my cats think this is the perfect time to climb on me, over me and generally use me as a neat new plaything.

Another time one got too curious about the treadmill when I was running - he jumped on, I had to jump over him as he stopped dead and then went zooming under me and flying off the back end. I was laughing so hard I almost fell off myself. You know cats, they do something embarrassing and then pretend they did it on purpose by immediately grooming and refusing to meet your eyes. Now me creeps past the treadmill, glaring accusingly - even when it's off.

Non-exercise related - 6 am is apparently the time for Jazz, my black cat to start yowling and demanding their morning treats. They start this downstairs and progressively get closer to my room if I do not respond within an appropriate amount of time until they are standing on me, yowling in my face. He's a talker. He will talk and if you talk back to him you can hold a completely unintelligible conversation. I know he's saying something, because he never replies with the same tone. I need a universal cat translator app.

My grey tabby, Prowl, likes the back of my computer chair as a resting spot. If I am on the computer too long in his opinion - he will start tapping his paw on my shoulder to remind me to take a break. If this doesn't get my attention - he will proceed down the arm of the chair and curl in my lap. If that fails, he will flop across the keyboard. Point taken. He also prefers to use me as a bed making sure to lay in the most uncomfortable places and pretty much making it impossible to move unless I toss him off.

They do make me smile and laugh a lot. :bigsmile:

My dog (13 y/o lab ) barks at 3 am and pretends to need to go out .....only on my 3 weeks home . Never wakes my husband up while I'm at work ?

Then when she gets out side she wants to play ? If I don't let her out she will cry and just stare at me...so pitiful . It's aweful in the winter.....

My kitten likes to lick my eye lids and knead my face. I think it's supposed to be a sign of affection but it hurts like crazy! And she normally does it at 5am.

Growling at me when I try to pet or pick her up when she's around her 'mother.' She doesn't growl at me when we're alone.

My dog sleeps under my be at night. Every night I fall asleep to what sounds like a porn going on under there. He moans, he groans, he licks, he growls, he slurps.

My lovely girl is an outdoor dog and loves to bring back whatever critter she can. She leaves her gifts in the yard. Some of these are freshly killed and others have obviously deceased for some time.