Annoying things your pet does..

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  • algebravoodoo
    algebravoodoo Posts: 776 Member
    Our dog farts. A lot.

    She also has a thing for batteries. Can't leave them lying around, cause she will eat them.

    My childhood dog used to fart a lot (we used to call him 'silent but DEADLY'

    We resorted to feeding him charcoal dog buscuits (as its supposed to help break things down to stop the gas) - - didnt work lol

    The funny thing was every time he did it he would look at you with the "what on earth were you thinking, thats disgusting" look, then get up and walk out of the room lmao

    Try feeding her yoghurt. Helped with our old dog Mikey. Nothing like beer farts from a 15yo Lab/Pit mix! :sick:
  • daltem
    daltem Posts: 138 Member
    My dog (13 y/o lab ) barks at 3 am and pretends to need to go out .....only on my 3 weeks home . Never wakes my husband up while I'm at work ?

    Then when she gets out side she wants to play ? If I don't let her out she will cry and just stare at me...so pitiful . It's aweful in the winter.....


    My 4 year old King Charles Caviler does this ...wakes several times a night but only if it's just me in the bed. When my husband is home, she sleeps through the night. Brat!
  • algebravoodoo
    algebravoodoo Posts: 776 Member
    I have 4 inside dogs...where do I start? I suppose the thing that aggravates me most comes from the alpha dog. He INSISTS on going first and tries to guess where I'm going, frequently stopping and turning around to see if I'm still behind him. It's like having a freakin' body guard. The most frequent word that I say during the course of a day is MOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE!!! :grumble:

    I hear you! I have an old, blind, somewhat disgruntled Newfoundland dog, 65 k, who thinks she must be within 6 inches of me at all times. Getting out of bed to pee at night gets rather interesting sometimes.

    It was really fun when she was younger and I had a treadmill set up in the living room. She would do her best to rescue me from it by grabbing my arm or leg or whatever she could get in her mouth and pulling!
  • marketdimlylit
    marketdimlylit Posts: 1,601 Member
    My rabbit Donnie - keeps frikin eating rubber.
    Remote control buttons, baby bottle teets, jeez. :grumble:
  • KelleyGirl74
    KelleyGirl74 Posts: 182 Member
    I have an old beat-up gray tomcat that steals kittens from other people's houses and brings them home as his "pets" or something. This is the cat on my ticker with one of his kittens.

    I haven't decided if he is just a sweet old cat or if he is a feline pedophile! :laugh:

    LOL This is just too funny!!!
  • t1nk6
    t1nk6 Posts: 215
    i have a very old staffy, shes 14 and a half now.. ive raised her from 5 weeks old, very much part of the family but recently shes been eating my mini jackrussels poop.. its totaly grossing me out.. i think shes trying to commit suicide! *wretch* :sad:

    anyone know why she could be doing this?
    Thats what my husband calls recycling :laugh:

    As for why? The vet told us that its because the dog may have a deficiency and gets what it needs from the other animals poo. lol
    We had a dog that used to eat his own poo. Once we changed his food he quit doing it.

    haha yes i dont need a pooper scooper anymore!

    I will try anything.. change of menu coming up for the old stinky girl lol
  • j3an22
    j3an22 Posts: 77
    annoying things my grandma dog does it always want to hug you. AND he does not care what you are doing
  • jessicapk
    jessicapk Posts: 574 Member
    Any pet owner loves and adores their furry little friend, but let's face it..sometimes they do things that make us think "why in the world are you living in my house?"

    My adorable feline, Madison thinks anytime I'm in the restroom its our "bonding" time. She rubs against my legs, will stand on her back legs and paw at my hands until I pet her. I've tried locking her out while I take care of my business, but the little rascal knows how to open doors!

    She also likes to lay right in the middle of the walkway which is extremely inconvenient when I'm carrying a basket of laundry and can't see her!

    Lol anyone else have any tails ( :tongue: ) of their pets doing similar things?

    Ha ha, a friend of mine called those "potty pets" and all my cats do it, too! The cats don't really do anything annoying other than pouncing up and down off the bed all night. The force they exert to jump is rather amazing and can wake me up.

    Our dogs drive me nuts when they have to rush outside at 90 miles an hour then do nothing until I shut the door. Then they bark until I open it (which makes me delay opening it even more...). Then, they rush inside at 90 miles an hour and usually crush one of my toes.

    They eat their own vomit.

    They are terrified of the vacuum cleaner.

    They are terrified when I fluff open a new garbage bag.

    Correction - one is terrified and the other has no mind of his own so he acts terrified, too.

    They exist solely to eat. I'm in a calorie deficit and this drives me nuts more than anything else!

    But we love them :)
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I have a mini pig. Mini pigs can jump quite high, for something so tiny. She like to jump on my bed while I'm sleeping, and try to push me around with her snout to play.
  • jessicapk
    jessicapk Posts: 574 Member
    My feline .. She eats plastic, plastic bags aren't safe anywhere near her! It's awful
    how I have to hide it but she's good, she finds it often.

    My cat does the same thing! I wonder why some cats are so attracted to plastic. Do you think it's the equivalent to humans who secretly enjoy smelling artificial scents like permanent markers?

    My cats love to stand directly in front of the computer monitor where they block 75% of the computer screen.

    I keep an old bedspead on top of the couch to collect the cat hair. Whenever I remove it for washing, the cats relish the opportunity to jump up on the now-unprotected couch and smother it in cat hair. Even if I have a second bedspread handy to re-cover the couch, they ambush the couch the second it's uncovered, even dashing in from another room to scatter their hairs everywhere :explode:

    LOL I have a calico that likes plastic, too, but only the handles on plastic bags! She chews right through them. I often use them to carry lunches to work, etc. and, if she gets ahold of one, my hand will slip right through the handle when I grab.
    I posted earlier that my cats don't do anything really annoying but there had to be something :)
  • dicoveringwhoIam
    dicoveringwhoIam Posts: 480 Member
    Silas (golden retriever) thinks he is a lap dog. Anytime I sit in the recliner he lays his big bitt on my right side and then lays across me and demands belly rubs.. Luv him!!!

    Daisey (minpin) she only has 3 legs. She thinks she's the boss and will bite Silas' ears if she doesn't like where he is or what he is doing. She scales out of her indoor/outdoor kennel. She thinks she's part monkey.

    Blu (blue russion cat) meows so loudly when he wants anything and he refuses to give you a clue as to what he wants!

    Xena (rescue cat) mitten paw. She refuses to eat out of the cat dish. She uses her front paws as hands and hold her food to eat and wont pick up her food that she drops on the floor.

    Do my kids count? LoL
  • mammakisses
    mammakisses Posts: 604 Member
    Digging in the yard and asking for a walk first thing in the morning. But honestly this dog is awesome. We adopted him just about 3 weeks ago and he never made a mess in the house, brake or ruine anything. He's 5 years old and the perfect addition to our family.
  • Bruceapple
    Bruceapple Posts: 2,027 Member
    bump
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    My cat always does the crossword before me, so irritating
  • dinoskycm
    dinoskycm Posts: 267
    I have a mini pig. Mini pigs can jump quite high, for something so tiny. She like to jump on my bed while I'm sleeping, and try to push me around with her snout to play.

    AWWW!!! That's precious!!!

    Daisy, my goldendoodle, locks herself into rooms by shutting the door so then I have to go find her to let her out. She's crazy. lol
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    he licks his feet and makes that gawd awful smacking sound - I swear he does it on purpose

    OH. MY. GOD. I HATE THAT SOUND
  • JessicaBR13
    JessicaBR13 Posts: 294 Member
    One of my dogs trips me constantly! He is so attached to me and has to follow me everywhere. lol I love him to death though.
  • _canuckrunner_
    _canuckrunner_ Posts: 364 Member
    My English Mastiff farts when she's excited!
  • tnpxx
    tnpxx Posts: 335 Member
    My kitten gets really hyperactive in the mornings and will bite my arms and feet until I get up. He also tries to attack my pen when I'm writing anything!
  • chad_phillips1123
    chad_phillips1123 Posts: 229 Member
    Our dog (half german shep half houndog) has the innate ability to know where you're going (walking around the house); like ESP. Unfortunately he wants to lead and follow. So you'll be walking along, him just right in front of you turn by turn, and then stops to check you're there, turn around and look at you like he expects you to turn around and lead him back the way you came. Say GO! and he starts leading again.
  • Shari325
    Shari325 Posts: 196 Member
    Oh, where do I begin?!?
    I have a 14-15 year old miniature Dachshund (adopted stray as an adult 13 years ago). He is the most annoying dog I have ever known! His latest annoying trick - he wakes up at 5:30 every morning and insists we get up. He will pace around the bed and whine until someone gets up. If we lock him out of the bedroom, he will begin howling and barking until we get up. If we get up and let him outside and/or feed him breakfast and go back to bed, it will appease him for about 15 minutes, and then he starts again. Once we get up, he curls up in his bed and goes to sleep. He just doesn't want us to sleep!
  • vienna_h
    vienna_h Posts: 428 Member
    *scratch, scratch, scratch.*

    *scratch, scratch, scratch.*

    *long stare - pay attention to me!!!*

    it's cute but annoying at the same time! love my dog though!
  • culpjm90
    culpjm90 Posts: 58
    my black lab is constantly licking it never ends

    my rat terrier steals all my hair ties she finds it amusing to play fetch with herself she will grab one put it on her nose and than fling it across the room I go thru so many hair ties its insane

    my pit bull is a chewer and gahhh so annoying have lost so many pairs of shoes and she eats my underwear

    I love my babies tho wouldn't change them for anything
  • PixieQueen25
    PixieQueen25 Posts: 118 Member
    My dog Growls at Cats. Which is totally anoying he knows they are not going to hurt him. lol
  • InaneThoughts
    InaneThoughts Posts: 10 Member
    My cat chews up my wedge shoes. :(
  • PixieQueen25
    PixieQueen25 Posts: 118 Member
    Oh, where do I begin?!?
    I have a 14-15 year old miniature Dachshund (adopted stray as an adult 13 years ago). He is the most annoying dog I have ever known! His latest annoying trick - he wakes up at 5:30 every morning and insists we get up. He will pace around the bed and whine until someone gets up. If we lock him out of the bedroom, he will begin howling and barking until we get up. If we get up and let him outside and/or feed him breakfast and go back to bed, it will appease him for about 15 minutes, and then he starts again. Once we get up, he curls up in his bed and goes to sleep. He just doesn't want us to sleep!

    omgosh thats funny and cute. Maybe he thinks he's been awake all night and "protecting you" now he's tired and he wants to sleep.??
  • PixieQueen25
    PixieQueen25 Posts: 118 Member
    My English Mastiff farts when she's excited!

    FUNNY!! LOL


    Hey... I know people like that ... LOL :) :0
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    My cat is being super annoying as I type. She's on the desk in front of me alternating between head butting me and head butting my hand when I try to use the mouse. She's meowing incessantly in my face. I'm going to punch her in the throat. ; )
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I think my dog is a Steeler's fan so it may have to go
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    I think my dog is a Steeler's fan so it may have to go

    That's immediate grounds for dismissal.