You know you're on MyFitnessPal for too long when...

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  • mamacremers
    mamacremers Posts: 183 Member
    when you use a calculator to figure out how many pieces you can eat for the calories you're allowing yourself. I did this today for lunch.
  • LearnFromTheRed
    LearnFromTheRed Posts: 294 Member
    When you've read the question "Is eating 800 calories OK?" more times than you dare think about...
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    when you don't consider january 2013 "too long."
  • 201rainbow
    201rainbow Posts: 18 Member
    When you know the calories to almost everything without having to look it up
  • mandeenicoleb
    mandeenicoleb Posts: 479 Member
    When you look up a restaurant's menu beforehand and log in what you're going to eat before you even get there.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    When you fondly remember and terribly miss some of the MFP legends that have gone on to deactivate/get banned.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    When you call this Facebook for Fatties

    When you name your exercise equipment

    When losing .2 of a pound counts
  • Lkhatche
    Lkhatche Posts: 2
    :wink:
    just adding my success story to the batch, down from 206 to 190. 15-20 to go!!!!!!
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    You know the names of all 30 million users.
  • Lkhatche
    Lkhatche Posts: 2
    WORD< or even at Dinner!!!!!
  • SueSlick
    SueSlick Posts: 268 Member
    you use it more than Facebook!!!

    This Definitely THIS!!

    totally agree!!!
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    When someone asks how they can weigh their penis or boobs and you have an answer.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    When you know that your vacation or a special occasion isn't going to wreck your efforts to date.

    You know that scale fluctuation is normal and you don't go all moon moon when you're up a pound or three.

    When you get the moon moon reference.
  • witmer1
    witmer1 Posts: 128 Member
    When you're camping in the woods and have to find that one spot next to a certain tree where your cell gets signal just so you can ensure you're on track for your calorie goal for the day.
  • FeleciaMiller
    FeleciaMiller Posts: 68 Member
    You have worn your heart rate Monitor while preaching in the pulpit! :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    you have a list of GIFs for every situation possible
  • oliviaboston
    oliviaboston Posts: 27 Member
    ... when you've carefully fussed with a bag of food for five minutes just so you can get the barcode to scan.

    I've done this so many times.
  • samanthawardle31
    samanthawardle31 Posts: 58 Member
    When you sort of know what the final figure will be when you put your foods in even before its been completed, when every food and beverage is mentally assessed for calorific intake before it is accepted, and when your family are sick of hearing about it!
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    When you look up a restaurant's menu beforehand and log in what you're going to eat before you even get there.

    guilty! Daily!
  • naturallyme36
    naturallyme36 Posts: 155 Member
    when you have to figure out where to find the free wifi on vacation in order to check in and not loose your "whatever number" day streak.....
    You hit it on the head! LMBO. This was me last month!!!:laugh:
  • VeggieKidMandy
    VeggieKidMandy Posts: 575 Member
    you use it more than Facebook!!!
    this
  • oliviaboston
    oliviaboston Posts: 27 Member
    You and half of your friends have rage quit and returned at least once . .

    ive done this about 4 times aswell, this is the 4th time ive tried to stick with this
  • kiwidrop
    kiwidrop Posts: 222 Member
    When you get SO MAD that your significant other took a bite of your pre-measured and weighed food!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    When you can accurately predict the contents of a thread just by reading the (same old, tired, repetitive) thread title.

    "WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!!?" -Poster probably hasn't lost weight for 3.5 days and is freaking out. If it's an actual weight loss stall, most likely is either overeating and/or underexercising - but will be shocked and offended if you happen to mention this. They will probably report you and you will get banned for trying to be helpful.

    "ALWAYS SO HUNGRY" -Poster is eating 400-800 calories a day or some other ludicrous amount and/or isn't eating exercise calories back and/or has set some insane goal.

    "HOW DOES MY ROUTINE LOOK" -Poster has concocted a random workout routine that is comprised of bicep curls with milk jugs, crunches, bikram yoga and zumba. And invariably calls it strength training.

    "CAN'T EAT XXXX CALORIES" -Poster got 150lbs overweight but then suddenly can't figure out how to eat 1200 calories a day. I assume most of these posts are humblebragging about their dedication and/or (even worse) are pro-ana people.

    "IS EATING 0-1000 CALORIES A DAY OKAY??!?" -Poster knows it's not okay or they wouldn't be asking. Yet they are guaranteed to be defensive and often offended when everyone answers their plain question in a truthful manner.

    "I FEEL LIKE GIVING UP" -Poster is a thinly veiled attention *kitten*. If you were going to give up, you'd just give up. If you were going to keep kicking *kitten*, you'd keep on kicking *kitten*. If you make a thread like this, you are simply throwing a pity party for yourself. Oh, woe is me.

    "HELP, GAINED <small amount of weight> FROM BINGE" -Poster invariably ate a bunch of carbs and/or salty food and thinks they have magically gained 5lbs of fat overnight. Responses will generally prod the user to weigh in less often, despite the fact that weighing every day would accustom the average person to the daily weight fluctuations that effect everyone.

    "HOW MUCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WEIGH" -Poster is a teenage attention *kitten*.

    "EVERYBODY HERE IS SO MEAN" -Poster has been on the internet for two whole weeks and is highly offended by all of the helpful posters that will correct people spouting myths and misinformation. Poster just wants support for their 400 calorie a day intake while performing the master cleanse and the military diet reboot. If poster were to venture outside of MFP to any other part of the internet, they would probably die from shock.

    "BITE/SUCK/LICK/MARRY/BANG/FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OR MURDER" -Poster is a complete idiot and should be removed from the gene pool immediately.

    You can also accurately predict details about the poster by the contents of their posts. You can discern gender, age, level of experience, intelligence, everything. Just simply looking at someone's join date, number of posts and avatar you already know 90% of what you need to know about them. Hell, you can smell a beachbody "coach" or a Visalus or Herbalife or whatever salesperson, from a mile away.
  • 200ripped
    200ripped Posts: 41 Member
    When you actually start to believe that any calories you eat that aren't logged in, don't actually count.
  • kuglette
    kuglette Posts: 2 Member
    These are hilarious!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    When you want to compliment random people on the street and give them you KIK username....
  • _jorge_
    _jorge_ Posts: 28 Member
    When you pre-log your food and exercise for a week....
  • oliviaboston
    oliviaboston Posts: 27 Member
    when you stop cooking dinner to quickly weigh out and scan all the ingredients. and you have to actually get a wrapper out the bin because you forgot what it was called. woops
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Everyone on your FL has deactivated
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