Bad things that have happened since I starting losing weight

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  • brenn24179
    brenn24179 Posts: 2,144 Member
    me too, I have been shopping and the dresses are so short!, oh well capris and shorts fit great, jeans also but I have to go for a little longer dress and skirt, when I was small before I was 35. yep, clubbing days are over.
  • Scottish_charlene_84
    Scottish_charlene_84 Posts: 986 Member
    Having to constantly buy new clothes!
  • ChristineinMA
    ChristineinMA Posts: 312 Member
    1. Can't sit on hard chairs for long, need padding.
    2. Frito Lay is stalking me and have wrote me several letters asking where I am and if I'm ok
    3. I no longer hear applause when I run :( (my thighs stopped clapping for me)
    4. The money I spend on Frito Lay has been rerouted to GNC
    5. A homeless guy offered to buy me a hot meal
    6. The family dog now has muscles
    7. I get confused to be my sons older sister
    8. I am a calorie savant - I unconciously watch people at the food court and know how many calories they are eating without even looking it up
    9. The heavy handed mayo/double meat guy at Subway hates me...I'm always turning him down

    Crying with laughter here!
  • Lili0817
    Lili0817 Posts: 109 Member
    Love this post :)

    - Spending a lot more money on Healthy Food
    - Wow, gym clothes is very expensive! Having to buy gym clothes and shoes
    - Getting a lot of acne on my face do to the gym and sweating
    - Extra attention/compliments from people is embaressing

    BUT, it's all been worth it! I'm feeling great :)) Long journey ahead but so far so good .
  • corgicake
    corgicake Posts: 846 Member
    1. Cycling thighs are starting to make pants shopping a nightmare.
    2. My only belt that fits is brown and my too-big food service pants are black.
    3. Shirts on hand at said food service job come in 'flying squirrel' and ladies' small.
    4. The inmate cuisine folks doing "food" on campus aren't getting a dime from me.
  • USMCnetty90
    USMCnetty90 Posts: 277 Member
    Have read every page up to here so far - What a fun post!!!

    lets see....
    *my little doggie has lost 5lbs... and hes not as excited to walk with me anymore - i think hes just tired.
    *my pants are getting longer - for a 5'1"girl thats bad- I could injure myself
    *just bought $80 worth of new bras from Victorias secret - need new ones...
    *my workout clothes are loose - spandex loose (who would have thunk it) -
    *** need second job for new bras, workout clothes and jeans.
    *my husband mixes up mine and my daughters clothes all the time when folding the laundry.
    ** my 15 year old sons friend thought I was his older sister - bad for him awesome for me.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    I got mistaken for my 19 year old son's sister....
    All the money spent on cloths
    Not to mention the shoes (thank goodness purses are one size fits all)
    More time at work using the onsite gym
    Now for the worst....all the nookie I want...my husband is tired (and he's 10 years younger then me....:noway: :noway: :noway: )
    Getting hit on by boys my son's age...hehehehe
    Money spent on two piece bathing suits...boy are they expensive....
    And not to mention places to wear those "bikini's"
  • fab_fierce_fit
    fab_fierce_fit Posts: 26 Member
    My car is FILLED with water bottles.
    lol
    #fitnessgirlproblems

    time to start recycling :)
  • ChristineinMA
    ChristineinMA Posts: 312 Member
    I had to wear a belt today. I hate belts.

    Agreed!
  • Birder150
    Birder150 Posts: 677 Member
    5. A female coworker spanked me on the *kitten* and said, "Damn, your *kitten* is looking smaller."
    6. I liked getting spanked by a girl

    HAHAHAHA.
    Thank you!
  • amirahdaboss
    amirahdaboss Posts: 921 Member
    this post is awesome! can't wait for these awful things to happen to me :)
  • amyknjones
    amyknjones Posts: 21
    I would say that NONE of those are bad!!! Great job!!
  • zumbajheri
    zumbajheri Posts: 200 Member
    Women start being very competitive and it's uncomfortable because i don't like engaging in it. Even the women in my own family :( sorry no witty funnyisms, this part really sucks for me.
  • gpollis
    gpollis Posts: 38 Member
    1- Giving away all my big clothes
    2- Have to wear my daughter's clothes, she also lost weight
    3-People says u look great, don't loose weight anymore
    4-I have energy
    5-Feel proud of myself
  • gpollis
    gpollis Posts: 38 Member
    I have the same problem, next time I buy new clothes I buy them tight. that motivates me to loose weight.
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
    :drinker:
  • ShubhaBansal
    ShubhaBansal Posts: 81 Member
    Just loved this blog :)
  • terryrh
    terryrh Posts: 25 Member
    The clothes shopping is the worst, as nice as it is to fit into smaller stuff - my favorite pair of jeans are completely belt dependant right now and im running outta loops!

    Maybe keep them and bring them out for those comedy photos when you hold the huge waist out from your now skinny stomach and put on a cheesy grin
  • new_beth_2013
    new_beth_2013 Posts: 109 Member
    I love this! Haha it was a great read!
  • new_beth_2013
    new_beth_2013 Posts: 109 Member
    2. My only belt that fits is brown and my too-big food service pants are black.

    World's First Problems. Cracked me up!!!
  • carrieanthony
    carrieanthony Posts: 70 Member
    5. A female coworker spanked me on the *kitten* and said, "Damn, your *kitten* is looking smaller."
    6. I liked getting spanked by a girl

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. *LOVE* this!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL (and I'd spank yer *kitten* any ol' time). LOLOLOL :)
  • Lyerin
    Lyerin Posts: 818 Member
    I love this thread!

    1. Spending ridiculous amounts of time outside running and playing with my kids has lead to an increase in sun and nature exposure;
    2. Had to buy new clothes and do the dreaded clothes shopping;
    3. I am now wearing a running skirt for running and Zumba AND I CAN'T STOP (and it is twirly);
    4. Had to buy a mesh hamper for my dirty workout clothes because they stink and there are a lot of them; and
    5. The last two times I lost any weight at all I got pregnant. Thank goodness I'm fixed now because we don't need more kids!
  • nyboer
    nyboer Posts: 346 Member
    <3 this thread!
    Bump for later!
  • doIlhands
    doIlhands Posts: 349 Member
    I became poor (gym membership + training) and now I cant afford new clothes. I look like a hobo.
  • justifit
    justifit Posts: 26
    LOL! Those are some really good bad things. :laugh:
  • shayleac
    shayleac Posts: 76 Member
    Haha #7 is great.

    I definitely notice #1. I've taken in all my pants, 28$ a pair! and they ended up being too big after 3 weeks.
    This summer I wanted to save up a ton, but I ended up going on giant shopping sprees instead.

    Can't complain though. I wouldn't take the weight back or my purchases for that matter :).
  • thatmavigirl
    thatmavigirl Posts: 7
    3. I no longer hear applause when I run :( (my thighs stopped clapping for me)

    :laugh: Love it!!
  • worldsbestauntie
    worldsbestauntie Posts: 280 Member
    2. Frito Lay is stalking me and have wrote me several letters asking where I am and if I'm ok

    I'm reading this at work and burst out laughing when I read this...just as one of the lawyers walked in my office.
  • JHB2011
    JHB2011 Posts: 153 Member
    amazing!
  • CardiacKev28
    CardiacKev28 Posts: 172 Member
    OMG! I Love them, There are true and funny also especially the ladder one. I am so hoping I too can use my ladder soon. Thanks for those, I can relate to most!

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