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    Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.

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    • Posts: 1,160 Member
      I actually just wanted to IBTL but I was curious, so Google.

      http://www.sextoyrecycling.com/howitworks.html

      Their tagline: "Love Yourself, Love The Planet"
      who knew!

      If I was to decide, I'd put them in a bag, drive somewhere far and throw them in the trash.
    • Posts: 261 Member
      1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)

      2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.

      3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.

      4. Post the pictures here.

      Ha, ha! Best idea thus far!
    • Posts: 1,372 Member
      Ewww...throw them out!

      AGREE!!
    • Posts: 991 Member
      Hypothetical or not.......


      This........was.......hysterical......:laugh:



      Oh, and by the way....hypothetically just throw the 'ducks' out!!

      Agreed!
    • Posts: 82 Member
      I'm sorry for your hypothetical loss.
    • Posts: 1,302 Member
      Donate them all to Westboro Baptist Church! They love practical jokes like that.

      Oh, and make sure the return address is also someone you don't like.
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    • Posts: 818 Member
      1. Put ducks in bag.
      2. Drive to house of someone who is mean to you.
      3. Put bag of ducks in outside trash can with top of bag open.
      4. Tip over garbage can.
      5. Wait at safe distance and enjoy.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      I would probably throw them away.
    • Posts: 6,159 Member
      How else are the less fortunate going to obtain their very own rubber d*ck?
    • Posts: 813 Member
      Hypothetically, people keep digging through the dumpster. I don't want them finding THAT! Especially people who, hypothetically knew this person.

      Put them in the neighbors trash and pretend you don't know where they came from. Or find a dumpster at some store and dump them there so nobody will know where they came from
    • Posts: 813 Member
      Donate them all to Westboro Baptist Church! They love practical jokes like that.

      Oh, and make sure the return address is also someone you don't like.
      Love it!
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      Gross! Throw that ish away!
    • Posts: 395 Member
      Could be a gag gift for the "Duck Dynasty" crew...
    • Posts: 2,295 Member
      Lmao!! Who needs a bag of *kitten* lol One's not enough? Kinky, triple penetration?
    • Posts: 68 Member
      Just out of pure curiosity...when you say a "bag" of d*cks...how many are you talking? 5? 50? I'm concerned by the fact that they can't be concealed in the garbage that you have a mother load...hypothetically speaking...
    • Posts: 1,858 Member
      this is why i am a habitual cleaner/clearer-outer of my house. you never know when you might go, and who might have to go through your things.
    • Posts: 71 Member
      Use them as jolly alternatives to garden gnomes.
      If they are of differing sizes and colours you could also create a back garden chess set.
      Invite Grandma round for a game
    • Posts: 348 Member
      1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)

      2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.

      3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.

      4. Post the pictures here.

      Answer FTW!!! :-)
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Why is throwing them away not an option? :huh:

      It's not like anyone will ever want to re-use them.
    • Posts: 15
      One word my friend - Craigslist. People on Craigslist will buy ANYTHING, trust me. Chuck some disinfectant in the bag, shake it, then hose them off and send 'em to anyone who'll pay.
    • Posts: 13,247 Member
      If they're vintage, there may be a market for them. Slap the word "vintage" on anything and someone will buy 'em.

      If they're just plain used... trash.
    • Posts: 664 Member
      It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.
    • Posts: 894 Member
      People would probably stop going through the trash if they were to find that. Win/win.
    • Posts: 2,656 Member
      It sounds like great christmas presents.
    • Posts: 1,670 Member
      This reminds me, must clean out my drawers.
    • Posts: 79 Member
      You can't be serious. This is like those disgusting people that try to donate used underwear... just throw the damn things out. There are a few things that should never be bought used.

      Amen-and I doubt this is serious! I surely hope not.
    • Posts: 79 Member
      It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.

      I'm pretty sure no one actually died. Just being funny.
    • Posts: 127 Member
      Who would want a used duck?:laugh:
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.

      Wouldn't care because.....ummm.....dead.

      Besides, when it's a person you loved dearly, sometimes laughter helps heal the pain of a loss. I hope when I die, people find something to laugh about when they clear out my junk. Just don't open the red box marked "Cleveland."
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