Cauliflower Birthday Cake?

MoreBean13
MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
edited February 1 in Recipes
Hi all!

My birthday is in a few short weeks and I'm looking for a good cauliflower birthday cake recipe. I'd like it to have only a handful of carbs, and of course no refined flour or sugar and preferably low fat, and high fiber. I'm really trying to make it a clean birthday cake. Thanks for your help!!!

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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    *deletes from friend list*
  • bease418
    bease418 Posts: 14 Member
    Some please send her the cauliflower ice cream. That will be much better than cake. Maybe no else will delete her from friends list.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    *deletes from friend list*


    That wasn't nice.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    *deletes from friend list*


    That wasn't nice.

    I'm not nice.
    You should know that by now.
  • murphy612
    murphy612 Posts: 734 Member
    Blasphemy!!
  • RBurnham90
    RBurnham90 Posts: 202 Member
    Dafuq? Cauliflower birthday cake? notsureifsrs
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    For this, I revoke your right to a birthday!

    NO! NO BIRTHDAY FOR YOU!








    *and yes, this does mean that you don't have to get any older. You're welcome!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

    Cauliflower-cake-005.jpg
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

    Cauliflower-cake-005.jpg

    Silly! That's not cake! It's cauliflower cornbread!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    *rocking back and forth, softly talking to herself*
  • doug_pierce
    doug_pierce Posts: 255 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

    Cauliflower-cake-005.jpg

    Wrong
  • RBurnham90
    RBurnham90 Posts: 202 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

    Cauliflower-cake-005.jpg

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  • zipnguyen
    zipnguyen Posts: 990 Member
    *deletes from friend list*

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

    Cauliflower-cake-005.jpg

    That looks really delicious (actually) but maybe I can replace the flour with more cauliflower? And the oil with egg whites?

    I mean, for a good recipe. I'm looking for a fudgy chocolate iced cauliflower cake here.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
    Food doesn't get birthdays!

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  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,652 Member
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  • ChristineinMA
    ChristineinMA Posts: 312 Member
    *deletes from friend list*


    That wasn't nice.

    But it was funny :-)
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    :cauliflower for you:
  • MyaPapaya75
    MyaPapaya75 Posts: 3,143 Member
    have a banana pancake with a candle
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

    Cauliflower-cake-005.jpg

    That looks really delicious (actually) but maybe I can replace the flour with more cauliflower? And the oil with egg whites?

    I mean, for a good recipe. I'm looking for a fudgy chocolate iced cauliflower cake here.

    Fine, I'll post a chocolaty cake. I'm sorry my other one wasn't good enough for you, I hope you don't choke on it.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
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  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Clean cake is an oxymoron, I think. If you want to avoid everything in cake, then why not just avoid cake and celebrate with some other food? Mixing a mess of foods together to look like cake but taste nothing like it can't end well.
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

    Cauliflower-cake-005.jpg

    Silly! That's not cake! It's cauliflower cornbread!

    Corn? Where?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    bahahahahahah this is good stuff..

    Don't forget the cauliflower beer to go along with that cake...!
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    What you need
    For the Cake:
    ¾ cup all-purpose flour
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon baking powder
    1 egg
    ½ cup sugar
    ¾ cup white chocolate chips
    2 cups frozen cauliflower, thawed
    ½ cup milk
    2 tablespoons oil
    For the Topping:
    1 package instant chocolate pudding
    2 cups milk
    How you make it
    Preheat your oven to 350 F
    Line a 8 inch brownie pan with parchment paper
    In a large bowl combine flour, baking soda, salt, baking powder and sugar
    In a blender mix egg, chocolate chips, cauliflower, milk and oil until smooth
    Fold wet ingredients into dry ones until just combined
    Pour batter in baking form and bake for 35 minutes
    Immediately after taking it out of the oven poke holes with the end of a wooden spoon into the cake
    Prepare pudding with only 2 cups of milk instead of 3 and pour (while still liquid) over cake
    Place in fridge for at least 3 hours before serving

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  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
    Do you hate birthdays or something?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

    Cauliflower-cake-005.jpg

    Michael_Scott_ewww.gif

    congratulations you made me hurl all over my keyboard...
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    3/4 cup spelt flour or white flour or Arrowhead Mills gf (120g)
    1/2 tsp baking soda
    1/2 tsp salt
    1 tsp baking powder
    1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder (20g)
    2 tsp ener-g powder, or 2 tbsp ground flax. You can omit; the cake just won’t rise as much.
    1/3 cup xylitol (64g)
    1/8 tsp uncut stevia or 4 nunaturals packets (or 1/4 cup sugar)
    1/2 to 1 cup mini chocolate chips (60-120g) (Do not omit. The recipe just won’t be the same if you do.)
    1 tbsp pure vanilla extract
    2 cups of cauliflower, (250g)
    1/2 cup milk of choice.
    3 tbsp oil (or omit and increase milk to scant 2/3 cup, for a lower-fat option)
    Maybe 40 candles? I don't know. however many you want.

    Great, Enjoy. Hope you have friends after you serve them this.
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  • Songbirdcw
    Songbirdcw Posts: 320 Member
    :laugh: Sorry I can't help ya with this one.
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