Cauliflower Birthday Cake?

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Quit it guys, I don't like most sweet things. Most my life I have been like that. I have a lot of taste buds that register the sweet in my tongue and sometime really sweet things feel like a 9 bolt battery on the tongue. I love the idea of savory options for my birthday. Of course if I'm having a get together to have both the sweet cake and something savory for me. Don't beat anyone who wants that. I personally love having steaks grilled for my birthday and than get my kids frozen custard afterword. That way everyone wins. That said since joining MFP my desire for sweets seemed to incress. Since i told myself my macros and put a said limit, I find myself craving it more. It's amazing the power of wanting what you can't have is. Had a piece of cake the other day and just dealt with it being too much sugar for my tastes. I couldn't imagine how it is for people that loved cake and ice cream before restricting. Must take will power to want the cauliflower cake. Hope your birthday is wonderful

    She said in one of her comments she is looking for a fudgy chocolate recipe....it was in reply to the person who posted the cornbread like recipe
    Well it shouldn't matter, maybe its good, maybe its horrible. I imagine if the boards hadn't heard of carrot cake before this would be the same type of witch hunt.
    I'm looking for a nice carrot cake recipe for my birthday.
    WHAT!!!!!! CARROTS in a CAKE...... Barf... Gross... Please die.... Shun HER. Shun the women who wants to add carrots to a cake.
    Is carrot cake healthy? No. Does it add plant based fiber to the cake? Yes. Does plant based fiber help against sugar spikes? Yes. Could cauliflower also add plant based fiber to the cake? Yes. Could it be a balance of sweet and savory and be delisious? Maybe. Would it be a healthier but not completely healthy alternative? Yes. Is she going to force you to make one and eat it? No

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    I not mad just defending the OP

    The OP actually posted this for satire. :huh:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Quit it guys, I don't like most sweet things. Most my life I have been like that. I have a lot of taste buds that register the sweet in my tongue and sometime really sweet things feel like a 9 bolt battery on the tongue. I love the idea of savory options for my birthday. Of course if I'm having a get together to have both the sweet cake and something savory for me. Don't beat anyone who wants that. I personally love having steaks grilled for my birthday and than get my kids frozen custard afterword. That way everyone wins. That said since joining MFP my desire for sweets seemed to incress. Since i told myself my macros and put a said limit, I find myself craving it more. It's amazing the power of wanting what you can't have is. Had a piece of cake the other day and just dealt with it being too much sugar for my tastes. I couldn't imagine how it is for people that loved cake and ice cream before restricting. Must take will power to want the cauliflower cake. Hope your birthday is wonderful

    She said in one of her comments she is looking for a fudgy chocolate recipe....it was in reply to the person who posted the cornbread like recipe
    Well it shouldn't matter, maybe its good, maybe its horrible. I imagine if the boards hadn't heard of carrot cake before this would be the same type of witch hunt.
    I'm looking for a nice carrot cake recipe for my birthday.
    WHAT!!!!!! CARROTS in a CAKE...... Barf... Gross... Please die.... Shun HER. Shun the women who wants to add carrots to a cake.
    Is carrot cake healthy? No. Does it add plant based fiber to the cake? Yes. Does plant based fiber help against sugar spikes? Yes. Could cauliflower also add plant based fiber to the cake? Yes. Could it be a balance of sweet and savory and be delisious? Maybe. Would it be a healthier but not completely healthy alternative? Yes. Is she going to force you to make one and eat it? No

    I agree with you, I still have this response to carrot cake because it is gross.
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Im not mad just defending the OP

    The OP actually posted this for satire. :huh:

    If it is satire than I didn't catch that, but regardless I like experimenting. As someone who likes cauliflower and loves carrot cake I might try some of these recipes. It could be pretty good, or it could be bad. I have had both good and bad carrot cake. I bet the same could be with cauliflower cake
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
    Try this instead! Have a little sugar! It's your birthday.

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    This is an abomination.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Try this instead! Have a little sugar! It's your birthday.

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    Bizarre thing is, my DS (nearly 6) would prefer this. I'm not sure he even bothered trying the chocolate cake I made for his birthday as he was so busy eating watermelon :laugh:
  • NarneyK
    NarneyK Posts: 264 Member
    This is totally unrelated to anything in this thread, but if any of you have watermelon on hand, try it with some feta cheese. Such an amazing combination :)
  • RawMomma10
    RawMomma10 Posts: 89 Member
    Try this instead! Have a little sugar! It's your birthday.

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    Bizarre thing is, my DS (nearly 6) would prefer this. I'm not sure he even bothered trying the chocolate cake I made for his birthday as he was so busy eating watermelon :laugh:

    THAT looks yummy!!! :love: I LOVE watermelon!! tyfs
  • emyishardcore
    emyishardcore Posts: 352 Member
    1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
    1 large red onion, peeled
    100g olive oil
    ½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
    5 medium free-range eggs
    20g chopped basil
    50g plain flour
    1½ tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp ground turmeric
    220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
    Salt and black pepper
    2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
    candles

    Happy Birthday

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    Looks good!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    found some cauliflower ice cream to go with it

    http://tannerlovescauliflower.blogspot.de/2013/04/cake-batter-ice-cream.html

    enjoy!

    Why would you do this to ice cream...WHY?!?!?!

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  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    Serving size matters. y'know... 1 cupcake isn't THAT bad amirite?

    :love:
  • Check out this site. She has great guilt free recipes: http://withpeanutbutterontop.blogspot.ca/. She might have an idea or something cake-like for you to make for your bday. :happy:


    Good for you for trying different things and looking for a healthy alternative to birthday cake! That's awesome! You could also do a cake made just of fruit... Just another idea :wink:

    :flowerforyou: Happy birthday! (Early). :flowerforyou:
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
    ugh, yuck! i get one friggin birthday and a year and i am surely going to have some sweet delicious homemade from scratch REAL FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY CAKE!

    but hey, to each his own, more power to you, enjoy your cauliflower bread (because you cannot really call this thing a cake)
  • TigerBite
    TigerBite Posts: 611 Member
    In all seriousness, Google "Raw Food Birthday Cakes" ... You'll get some great recipies made with dates and figs, nuts, and what-not ... Use those recipies as a starting point, then you can get fancy and make greek yogurt and/or nut butter frostings and fruit fillings ... Be creative :) ... BTW, this isn't calorie conscious (birthday cake shouldn't be), just more natural ... I make stuff like this since I'm gluten intolerant ...
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    Try this instead! Have a little sugar! It's your birthday.

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    G!!!!!

    This would be healthier if it was coated in plain greek yogurt. Whipped cream is just fat, too many calories.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Try this instead! Have a little sugar! It's your birthday.

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    My birthday is in 3 weeks. I do actually love watermelon and whipped cream. But I can assure you, this will not be my birthday cake!
  • lovingangel4uau
    lovingangel4uau Posts: 78 Member
    Bump might need this recipe lol I've taking a ton of calories off sweet treats by using Norbu its sugar from the Monk fruit. Tastes good none of that yucky sweetie sickly taste. Just use a 1/4 of what it says for sugar in the recipe. Only like 0.2 cal per teaspoon. Roughly 16 calories for a cake. Its awesome for your sugar fix with no calories and isn't chemicals.
    Just for an example I made a bread fruit pudding normally would use 1650 calories of sugar I used Norbu instead was 60 calories and just the same taste!!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Try this instead! Have a little sugar! It's your birthday.

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    This would be healthier if it was coated in plain greek yogurt. Whipped cream is just fat, too many calories.

    It would also be much much grosser.

    Fearing food will not engender a good and balance approach to eating.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    1. Go to the grocery store (or a field)
    2. Pick a head of cauliflower.
    3. Spread a little chocolate frosting over the top.
    4. Eat vigorously.
  • Elisastoll
    Elisastoll Posts: 34 Member
    That's funny!
  • MFPRat
    MFPRat Posts: 201 Member
    My birthday is in a week. I'm looking forward to having cake...it's going to be the real deal though.
  • SlimSumday
    SlimSumday Posts: 379 Member
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    Winner!! :drinker:
  • SlimSumday
    SlimSumday Posts: 379 Member
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  • ThatSoundsHard
    ThatSoundsHard Posts: 475 Member
    I submit to you that what you REALLY want is:

    chickpea chocolate torte.

    10 oz (300G) semi-sweet chocolate, chopped OR 1.5 cup (375ml) semi-sweet chocolate chips

    1 19oz (540ml) can of chickpeas, rinsed and drained

    4 eggs
    3/4 cups (175ml) granulated sugar

    preheat oven to 350F (180C)
    1. melt chocolate in double boiler (microwave) until smooth
    2. in a food processor, combine chickpeas, eggs and sugar; process until smooth. Add melted chocolate and blend until smooth, stopping occasionally to scrape sides.
    4. spread batter in a greased 9-inch round cake pan. Bake in preheated oven for 40 minutes until a knife inserted in the centre comes out clean. Cool in pan on wire rack for 10 -15 minutes before transferring to serving plate.
    Dust with gluten free icing sugar before serving.

    EDIT: you don't NEED gluten free icing sugar, the original recipe is celiac friendly is all.
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
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    this^^^^^:devil:
  • fuzzieme
    fuzzieme Posts: 454 Member
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    Best thing EVER!! I make cakes, and if someone asked for this, I would be so happy
  • teamAmelia
    teamAmelia Posts: 1,247 Member
    *deletes from friend list*

    LOL. I was gonna say that no one's going to want to come to her party. LOL.
  • fuzzieme
    fuzzieme Posts: 454 Member
    Try this instead! Have a little sugar! It's your birthday.

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    I LOVE THIS IDEA!!! Nobody wants heavy cake when they're drinking, but THIS, ice it up after you've been feeding it vodka for a couple of days? YES
  • 748marie
    748marie Posts: 61 Member
    Your Birthday only comes once a year! Enjoy it!
  • teddyjazzy
    teddyjazzy Posts: 11 Member
    <b>This is a true story:</b>

    My boss adopts a vegan diet every year during the 40 days of Lent. He will eat nothing that comes from an animal. Unfortunately, his birthday falls in March so I would have to buy him a fruit bowl as there are no vegan bakeries near work while the rest of the employees indulged on birthday cake. He mentioned to me that he had not eaten a cake on his birthday in the 10 years that he started observing this fast.

    I couldn't believe it, so I asked him why he just doesn't give up the fast for one day out of the 40 to observe his *birthday". He told me that fasting is a choice and is a test of your willpower. If he gave up the fast for one day he would give in to temptation (the devil) as it was the easy thing to do. We are tempted every day to make a choice and we are stronger than we think.

    I am a part-time cake decorator so the following year I decided to find a recipe for vegan carrot cake (his favorite) and bake him a cake complete with frosting. I can't tell you how shocked he was when I placed the 9x13 frosted carrot cake in from of him along with the recipe for him to validate that it was truly vegan. He was thrilled that he could enjoy his favorite cake on his birthday and still follow the vegan diet that he committed to for Lent. I was only annoyed at the rest of the staff because they also wanted to try his birthday cake instead of the other cake and some were so inconsiderate that they were taking seconds. I had to pack away what was left of his cake so that he could take it home and share it with his family who were also fasting.

    When I read the responses to the OPs posts my boss came to mind.

    We joined this site with the common goal to lose or maintain weight. We are tempted everyday with food yet we make choices that are part of the healthy lifestyle that we chose to adopt. Yes, some of you will give up that one day for your birthday to eat a "real" birthday cake but it doesn't mean that all of us will. It is not our place to judge but be supportive in someone's choices.

    I bet most of you who had expressed "opinions" of the cauliflower chocolate cake had never even tried one. I'm sure if you did you would modify your posts.
  • onedayatatime12
    onedayatatime12 Posts: 577 Member
    That sounds interesting. I've never made it but I'm curious to see how it's done!