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Hilarious or Inappropriate workout problems
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I've never had it happen to me, yet, and I hope it doesn't.. LoL... BUT, In crossfit apparently during double unders (jump roping with the rope going under you twice in one jump) women are known to pee a little. I'm not looking forward to that happening. LoL.0
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pre-workouts also stimulate the digestive tract... sometimes I'm fine and sometimes I'm just like... NOOO... this is making squats IMPOSSIBRUUU0
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Oh yeah, totallyTwo words. Swamp *kitten*.0 -
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My nipples go hard when I lift and I have big nipples0
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sweat dripped in my eye once when doing squats. Took me a minute or so to find the bar hooks since I couldnt see. Had somene help me. he actually asked if I was blind.
Thank you for sharing this, excellent visual
A gym I used to go to had those really tiny heavy plates attached right to the bar. Was done with bridges, tried to roll it over my legs; it stopped at my knees. For some reason, I sat there for like five minutes before asking for help. Not sure why; I'd exhausted my possible escape routes pretty quickly.0 -
My nipples go hard when I lift and I have big nipples
friend request sent :laugh:0 -
Sweat marks down below.
Always awkward in grey :laugh:0 -
Hard kick off the wall while swimming laps sometimes pulls my bathing suit top down so boobs fall out. Fear is one day I will kick into the back stroke and nipple will be giving me drag.0
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When I'm wearing a light colored lightweight tee, excessively sweat through it but outlines and shapes my bra out on the t-shirt.0
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I split my pants the other day doing some clean and press with a barbell, I remember realizing that it suddenly felt quite breezy back there....0
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This this this. I have to wear like two bras just to keep them girls down.Also, having a big chest makes it difficult when running!
And gosh I have this shirt that smells oh so nice at first, but really stinks up after an hour. Soaking it overnight didn't help.
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On a stationary recumbent bike and me in sports shorts with built-in jocks.
The jocks are a fine, almost sheer, nylon like fabric.
The shorts are quite short.
Then I notice my nylon encased *kitten* popping out the side of my shorts and rolling from side to side as I pedal.
Then enter teenage girls into that part of the gym and catching an eyeful of my family jewels...
One of the reasons I wear bike shorts when I work out now.0 -
My pants fell off once while running on the treadmill. I nearly killed myself.0
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During and after a heavy cardio session I sometimes get snotty/runny nose like symptoms. Like I have a cold. The best part is noticing ladies smiling at me as I leave the gym, get in my car and look at the rear view mirror and there they are saying "hello!". Rhymes with burger. :laugh:0
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Seriously! Running always makes me have to go to the bathroom! So annoying
I had this problem the other day running on the treadmill. Thought ok i will go to the restroom , then these two young girls were walking in there and i was like....oh hell no, this will not be pleasant for anyone.....so i left and prayed the whole way home lol.
Happens to me when i run it seems.0 -
My nipples go hard when I lift and I have big nipples
My nipples bled after rubbing on my shirt during a run in the winter and yes OUCH!!!!0 -
First time on a treadmill (what am I saying? Only time on a treadmill) I fell off, flat on my face. This is why I don't exercise :blushing:0
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Also, having a big chest makes it difficult when running! They hurt when they get engorged too and I am trying to do cardio (I breastfeed)
Ouch! Brought back memories of doing box jumps last year while engorged ...0 -
I have horrible balance.
So when I use those workout balls I have to be very careful.
The other day I was attempting to do crunches on the ball and the ball came out from underneath me and I tipped over and face-planted the wall.
Luckily the only audience I had was my roommates 2 year old.0 -
When i learn a new move and I get serious pole dancing bruises
Most people are like wtffffffff
They don't even hurt. Promise!!
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My pants fell off once while running on the treadmill. I nearly killed myself.
OMG. I'm so sorry, and it must have been painful, but that's hilarious.0 -
LOL! I concur!!0
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Two words. Swamp *kitten*.
gold bond0 -
Sneezing!!! It's always awkward when you are trying to run and all the sudden BOOM SNEEZE AND SNOT EVERYWHERE. ew.0
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Well known and common problem
My nipples bled after rubbing on my shirt during a run in the winter and yes OUCH!!!!0 -
going commando and realizing my dong is hanging out while on bike
0 regrets....0 -
gold bond
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/
The comments alone make for an entertaining read0 -
Running on the crosstrainer, my t-shirt somehow caught on the hand bar on the back pull, didn't realise until the bar shot forward, dragging t-shirt and me with it and nearly throwing me *kitten* over tit through the front of the machine.
So grateful this is at home with closed curtains and only my dogs to judge me 0 -
^^^ all this makes me sooo glad I work out in the comfort of my own home0
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