Infidelity on MFP?
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omg! you guys remember, its hush hush!
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but we're talking in code!0
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If I cheat with you, can I have your wifey on the side too?0
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Any social media can be used for infidelity...... Just look at facebook.0
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but we're talking in code!
AND I'm checking for membership...0 -
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This is just too funny!
ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?
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That is a beautiful pickup line!
better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
or "you're cute for a fat chick"
What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:
For sure! If a man notices your cute shoes, the polite thing to do is to put them on his shoulders...for a better look0 -
but we're talking in code!
AND I'm checking for membership...
There we go.. we can do what we want because it's discrete!0 -
This is just too funny!
ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?
That is a beautiful pickup line!
better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
or "you're cute for a fat chick"
What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:
Okay this reminds me of reading a case about a guy who got sued for sexual harrassment because he offerered to "f uck the fat" off of one of his employees who was dieting. You guys are free to use that at the gym!0 -
what are you talking about? this is a fitness site...well that's what I tell my husband.0
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This is just too funny!
ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?
That is a beautiful pickup line!
better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
or "you're cute for a fat chick"
What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:
Okay this reminds me of reading a case about a guy who got sued for sexual harrassment because he offerered to "f uck the fat" off of one of his employees who was dieting. You guys are free to use that at the gym!
Oh, that's a keeper!0 -
omg! you guys remember, its hush hush!
I am getting tried of striking out but I will try again.
hello denisse.
your cowel neck sweater is very pretty and the neckline reminds me of a georgea o'keefe painting.0 -
omg! you guys remember, its hush hush!
I am getting tried of striking out but I will try again.
hello denisse.
your cowel neck sweater is very pretty and the neckline reminds me of a georgea o'keefe painting.
dude... have you been paying attention... you need to include *kitten*, fat, shoes and shoulders into your pick-up line0 -
If you're worried about the sex swing, try a sex chair. More versatile and easier to move around.but we're talking in code!
AND I'm checking for membership...0 -
speaking of shoes up on the shoulders.....how about these ones???? will they get me into the club????lol0
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yesspeaking of shoes up on the shoulders.....how about these ones???? will they get me into the club????lol
yes
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nice shoes, wanna0 -
When your fave MFP girl asks "Do I load this as protein?"0
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speaking of shoes up on the shoulders.....how about these ones???? will they get me into the club????lol
That's a very good start, but we'll need a background check...0 -
rain.....for sure.....I would hate to be left out....lol......I have lots of other shoes too.....could wear them one after the other....lmao!!!!
.....wow....to think a sexy pair of shoes was all it would have taken....LOL0 -
gerlombian.....a background check is a must for sure....lol....I have nothing to hide....ha ha....gotta keep the club exclusive...:)0
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Do the porn bots wear condoms... I'm worried about chaffing!0
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If you're worried about the sex swing, try a sex chair. More versatile and easier to move around.but we're talking in code!
AND I'm checking for membership...
Duly noted. You are so helpful! Membership does have it's privileges0 -
No problem, glad to help. And if you need help using it, also glad to help.0
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No problem, glad to help. And if you need help using it, also glad to help.
Excellent...then we can work our way through the shoe collection0 -
I thought we couldn't talk about religion on the main forums? Why do so many people talk about infidels?
favorite post of the day!0 -
I really think you are just perceiving infidelity my friend. Finding someone worth cheating with that lives nearby seems impossible, lol!!!!0
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I have a blackmailing list..........I gonna be hella rich soon
I'm a black male
This made me laugh and laugh. Now...off to buy shoes.0 -
I just bought some super soft grandpa panties. I'm talkin super soft. Who wants a feel? I'll tell you your shoes are pretty. 0
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I just bought some super soft grandpa panties. I'm talkin super soft. Who wants a feel? I'll tell you your shoes are pretty.
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I just bought some super soft grandpa panties. I'm talkin super soft. Who wants a feel? I'll tell you your shoes are pretty.
You say super soft but I dunno.
Did you skip the man pads and go straight for the depends diapers?0
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