Infidelity on MFP?
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Ironically, I do have really nice shoes on today.0
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Only thing I cheat on is my food plan.. sometimes something
delicious ends up in my diary!!
Married ppl flirt too .. drawing the line is possible!!0 -
I have a blackmailing list..........I gonna be hella rich soon
I'm a black male
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I just bought some super soft grandpa panties. I'm talkin super soft. Who wants a feel? I'll tell you your shoes are pretty.
You say super soft but I dunno.
Did you skip the man pads and go straight for the depends diapers?
Giving out those kinds of details would defeat the purpose now wouldn't it?0 -
There are more interlopers than infidels.0
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Funny, I just bought shoes this weekend and was able to buy one size smaller than when I joined MFP.
Are high heeled black pumps pretty? My DH thought they made me too tall.0 -
I just bought some super soft grandpa panties. I'm talkin super soft. Who wants a feel? I'll tell you your shoes are pretty.
You say super soft but I dunno.
Did you skip the man pads and go straight for the depends diapers?
Giving out those kinds of details would defeat the purpose now wouldn't it?
Hmm...I think pictures are needed.0 -
Only thing I cheat on is my food plan.. sometimes something
delicious ends up in my diary!!
Married ppl flirt too .. drawing the line is possible!!
^^^ I completely agree!!0 -
this is so frusterated. i gave it my best chance. i don't know have to make u guys love me.
forever alone.0 -
Darn..I hate it when threads take a turn toward hot shoes and I'm not around for it0
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I've been married 30 years so my marriage vows never mentioned Skype.
Just sayin'....0 -
I have a blackmailing list..........I gonna be hella rich soon
I'm a black male
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This is just too funny!
ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?
That is a beautiful pickup line!
better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
or "you're cute for a fat chick"
What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:
Okay this reminds me of reading a case about a guy who got sued for sexual harrassment because he offerered to "f uck the fat" off of one of his employees who was dieting. You guys are free to use that at the gym!
His only mistake was saying that to a coworker...
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First rule of infidelity club: You don't talk about infidelity club!
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I did once. I hid behind the curtains but his wife saw my shoes.0
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oh I thought this was a thread about people cheating on mfp with Ww or sparkpeople.. my bad..
+1 i lol'd.0 -
this is so frusterated. i gave it my best chance. i don't know have to make u guys love me.
forever alone.
OP. Have you considered something like this:
glue a little yellow yarn on, and you could be with a hot blonde.0 -
this is so frusterated. i gave it my best chance. i don't know have to make u guys love me.
forever alone.
OP. Have you considered something like this:
glue a little yellow yarn on, and you could be with a hot blonde.
Best post today! ROTFLMAO0 -
This is just too funny!
ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?
That is a beautiful pickup line!
better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
or "you're cute for a fat chick"
What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:
Okay this reminds me of reading a case about a guy who got sued for sexual harrassment because he offerered to "f uck the fat" off of one of his employees who was dieting. You guys are free to use that at the gym!
:laugh: I wish it was that easy. I know what I would be doing with all my free time.0 -
Infidelity first, fitness second. That's my policy for this site, anyway.0
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oh its on here just hang around for the desperate threads lol0
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when will it be mine turn?
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Infidelity leads to fitness . . . at least if you do it right.0
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MFP leads to infidelity??? I'm apparently doing it wrong. Somebody have directions for this thing or at least can help guide me in the right direction?0
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Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?0
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Yo I'm down for a MFP sweet momma.....where I sign up.0
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Don't you just approach someone if you want to go further in depth for some sort of a relationship? In this case add them as a friend and then mercilessly hit on them?0
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No, can you send me a copy? I'll PM you my home address.Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?0 -
No, can you send me a copy? I'll PM you my home address.Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?
It must be hand-delivered only.0 -
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Geez, I'm so naïve thinking you could just mail it to me. Just use my address and come on over. I'll leave the door unlocked and will be in the shower most likely. Just let yourself in and leave it on the counter. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
It must be hand-delivered only.
No, can you send me a copy? I'll PM you my home address.Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?0
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