What will u do if ur bf/gf or wife/husband will leave you?

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  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
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    Buy more toys, receive less dissapointed looks for buying said toys and have more wardrobe space

    also sit around a lot more and scratch myself
  • Goalsat47
    Goalsat47 Posts: 74 Member
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    She won't leave me. At this point we're used to the smell of each other's farts. Neither one of us wants to go through that whole thing with someone new.

    Too funny. I am grossed out at myself for laughing at potty humor but I couldnt help it.
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
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    Me and my boyfriend have a pact that even if we grow to hate each other we will never leave, just to piss the other off. Plus dating is a pain in the *kitten*, and I like his willy *shrug*

    In all seriousness if he left, I'd be sad then move on. Then kidnap his cat.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    What will u do if ur bf/gf or wife/husband will leave you? with no reasons or nonsense reasons? ,,


    well for me,, i want to be a more better man,, more ripped and want to grow tall,,also become rich :D

    My husband would never leave me. If someone leaves you, you didn't need them anyway.
  • tedrickp
    tedrickp Posts: 1,229 Member
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    He would never see his kid again.

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  • YearsWorthOfFAT
    YearsWorthOfFAT Posts: 210
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    I would cry and do nothing. > yay me
    And later on trying to be better than them in everything
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    Wish her well & enjoy the peace:tongue:


    Oh & I'm already 6'1", so no need to try & grow taller :laugh:
  • westmor
    westmor Posts: 38 Member
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    Sounds like tough times, but you have made them in to a positive! :-)
  • Absonthebrain
    Absonthebrain Posts: 587 Member
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    Well this is a depressing thread.





    My thoughts exactly! It's friday!!! :))) :drinker:
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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  • MikeDasTrainer
    MikeDasTrainer Posts: 95
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    Well after I found out she was actually with Manti Te'o the whole time things were a bit rough. But what can I say, lifes rough.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    host an orgy with my FL....at sovi's house.

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    I call dibs on you first!!!!!
  • jsiricos
    jsiricos Posts: 338 Member
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    I breathed a huge sigh of relief, so happy to get rid of him

    I then grew back into myself, not lonely, just alone (sometimes - with 2 adult kids now)

    He met - and married someone from the net (well he "met" dozens lol - partly why I threw him out) and he always said I was overweight, now, hes looking kinda preggers, and she's twice as big as me..
    So my ultimate goal, is to be "the one that got away"

    Well thats my dream world anyways..

    I threw him out, I moved on. I'm doing my best to be the healthiest I can be!
  • hopwoods1
    hopwoods1 Posts: 41 Member
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    If my gf left me, I'd just create another imaginary woman.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    She is leaving me? what. well I have a tracker app on her cell phone, and all passwords to email face book, ext. I'd certianlly get an extra reciever for the baby monitor so I can watch from the drive way,. she just can't leave me. she will ne er leave me lll make sure we leave together.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Inflate another.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Oh BOOM, jinx.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    host an orgy with my FL....at sovi's house.

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    IN for said orgy!!!!!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    She is leaving me? what. well I have a tracker app on her cell phone, and all passwords to email face book, ext. I'd certianlly get an extra reciever for the baby monitor so I can watch from the drive way,. she just can't leave me. she will ne er leave me lll make sure we leave together.

    Stalker

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