How do I transform into a creeper?

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  • __delete
    __delete Posts: 245 Member
    OK, here is my new pick up line:

    See you in a bit. Hey, quick question, do you know where I can buy some choloform?

    Stop. You are trying too hard.

    It needs to come naturally.
  • __delete
    __delete Posts: 245 Member
    Just a suggestion...but this isn't how you start out your MFP profile if you want to be a creeper...
    About Me:
    I am a God-fearing, Christian, Family Man.

    lol
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
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  • Gearjammer71
    Gearjammer71 Posts: 151 Member
    One would think that a good creeper would never start their profile bio off with "I am a God-Fearing, Christian, Family-Man." But then again, it could be a creeper disguise.
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    One would think that a good creeper would never start their profile bio off with "I am a God-Fearing, Christian, Family-Man." But then again, it could be a creeper disguise.

    BINGO!

    It's all a clever ruse!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Tell a girl she looks AMAZING, ask her what she does to work out, and then slowly turn the conversation into how terrible your wife is and how long it's been since you've gotten any.

    Really, you have to give my methods away?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

    I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

    OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You'll never be a creep with cute kids in the picture! :flowerforyou:

    Yes you can. Make sure the kids look like they have been abducted, and are crying to get back to their mommies.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    It think that it's something that you have to be born with. It's a gift. And a curse.
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

    I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

    OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

    I got another box in the back of the cabinet!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Creeper love is deeper love!

    I am so glad my junk pic went thru! :flowerforyou:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

    I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

    OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

    I got another box in the back of the cabinet!

    Oh. Okay. I didn't look that deeply.

    BTW, I am almost done with the hermaphroditic doll I have made from you and your wife's hair I collect from your pillows and hairbrush. When I complete it, should I leave it on the bed, or in the bathroom?
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

    I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

    OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

    I got another box in the back of the cabinet!

    Oh. Okay. I didn't look that deeply.

    BTW, I am almost done with the hermaphroditic doll I have made from you and your wife's hair I collect from your pillows and hairbrush. When I complete it, should I leave it on the bed, or in the bathroom?

    Attic. In the squeaky old chest.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Just try to look like this guy

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

    I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

    OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

    I got another box in the back of the cabinet!

    Oh. Okay. I didn't look that deeply.

    BTW, I am almost done with the hermaphroditic doll I have made from you and your wife's hair I collect from your pillows and hairbrush. When I complete it, should I leave it on the bed, or in the bathroom?

    Attic. In the squeaky old chest.

    That may make it a little cramped in here... er.. there.
  • kayjay14
    kayjay14 Posts: 18
    Just mention you are a die hard Vikings fan....that should do the trick.


    :tongue:


    BWAHAHA!!!!

    Green and Gold!!!!!!!!
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    Well... I think you're a creeper.

    But, I tend to judge based on what people say rather than their pics.... :wink:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Just mention you are a die hard Vikings fan....that should do the trick.


    :tongue:


    BWAHAHA!!!!

    Green and Gold!!!!!!!!

    If it's green and gold you may want to have that looked at....just sayin'
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Well... I think you're a creeper.

    But, I tend to judge based on what people say rather than their pics.... :wink:

    So the junk pic FR was a bit much?
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    Well... I think you're a creeper.

    But, I tend to judge based on what people say rather than their pics.... :wink:

    A woman after my own heart! Wanna hug? We should be friends! What is your name? Do you have facebook? Oh the possibilities!
  • SRHelicity
    SRHelicity Posts: 36
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
  • kaogirlup
    kaogirlup Posts: 22
    IMHO, yep, that would do it! LOL! :-)
  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
    If you truly want to challenge your set of skill my friend, try being a creeper, but then have everyone like you even though you creep. See what I did there. Not all creeping is bad, some of these cats just take it too far. Most of them I like to refer to as having "lil boy syndrome." This is a syndrome that they suffer from where if they see anything that resembles attractiveness in a female, they tend to come unglued and say retarded stuff that gets em defriended and blocked (i.e. "hey nice tits"). It always seems to have me chuckling and shaking my damn head.
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    Act like a nice guy.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Just do what AJL_Daddy did yesterday. Oh wait ......
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Less passive aggressive creepy behavior and trying this reverse psychology stuff.
    Just BE the creeper you are inside.
  • stylistchicky
    stylistchicky Posts: 561 Member
    Tell a girl she looks AMAZING, ask her what she does to work out, and then slowly turn the conversation into how terrible your wife is and how long it's been since you've gotten any.


    HaHaHa! Too funny!
  • scottaworley
    scottaworley Posts: 871 Member
    It's the kids, man. I send creepy PMs all over the place and people just say "CUTE KID!"
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Be less attractive than the standards of the person you're creeping. If you're not it just encourages them. If you are then you're creepy. It's really simple.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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