What will u do if ur bf/gf or wife/husband will leave you?

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  • faceoff4
    faceoff4 Posts: 1,599 Member
    get on KIK and share naked pics...oh wait you can still do that while married right???
  • Beezil
    Beezil Posts: 1,677 Member
    Have a very hard time not blowing my brains out.
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    get on KIK and share naked pics...oh wait you can still do that while married right???

    From what I learned here today....only with an agreement......
  • Macgeek74
    Macgeek74 Posts: 298 Member
    I have to get one first. :(
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  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Dance the flamenco for three days straight, get two cats, enjoy total control of the remote, and take the time I spent on feeding/cleaning up after him and finally become a ninja.

    My girlfriends will never leave me. They know a good thing when they see it.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Laugh maniacally as he would still call me to make him dinnerand iron his shirts. Then sleep my way through my friends list.
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    Laugh maniacally as he would still call me to make him dinnerand iron his shirts. Then sleep my way through my friends list.

    I hope I'm one of the first!! :love:
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Laugh maniacally as he would still call me to make him dinnerand iron his shirts. Then sleep my way through my friends list.

    *sends friend request*
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    smash randos
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    What choice do you have? If my wife left me I would keep on living life.

    This ! :)
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    How do you get taller?

    Lose 80lbs, worked for me, I grew an inch :flowerforyou:
  • ssm_1972
    ssm_1972 Posts: 396 Member
    First of all, I will organize one mega party inviting to all of my friendzzzz :wink:
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Move on.

    No need to pay for a dating website since I've got MFP.
  • jonsey_s
    jonsey_s Posts: 222
    He would never see his kid again.

    lmao... he wouldn't leave me... ever heard... ITS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER... we have 5 kids... he would be my personal atm, or, b of b (bank of brad) and id rent him the garage to sleep in... hes not going anywhere...

    I cannot express my contempt for you two.

    I wish I could meet you in person......
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    lmao... he wouldn't leave me... ever heard... ITS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER... we have 5 kids... he would be my personal atm, or, b of b (bank of brad) and id rent him the garage to sleep in... hes not going anywhere...

    No wonder men everywhere are abandoning the concept of marriage (and even long term defacto/commom law relationships)

    smh
    This ^ Also, it is cheaper to hire a hitman nom sayin'
  • familygirl37167
    familygirl37167 Posts: 2,088 Member
    I left my husband after 11 years of marriage due to me losing 140 pounds he couldnt handle it and quit loving me.. He likes big girls.. Sorry I used to be 300 pounds but I am not anymore.. Love me or leave me!!! So I choose to leave.. a year and a half later I am with someone who accepts me and my kids for me andf wouldnt change a thing about me!!!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    He would never see his kid again.

    lmao... he wouldn't leave me... ever heard... ITS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER... we have 5 kids... he would be my personal atm, or, b of b (bank of brad) and id rent him the garage to sleep in... hes not going anywhere...

    I cannot express my contempt for you two.

    I wish I could meet you in person......
    I looked go see who wrote this. Disgusting, some women don't even deserve the title "women"
  • txin1
    txin1 Posts: 100 Member
    Been there just did that my wife divorced me after 27 yrs 10 months 18 days. I was totally depressed and out of it for 8 months but on aug 7th the day after the divorce I realized I needed to put it behind me and move on as she would say. I was losing weight before the fiasco and continued through it losing 107 lbs and 10 inches in my waist in 1 year
    Great job!
  • new_bella
    new_bella Posts: 199 Member
    She won't leave me. At this point we're used to the smell of each other's farts. Neither one of us wants to go through that whole thing with someone new.


    LMAO
  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
    I would bang all his friends
  • stylistchicky
    stylistchicky Posts: 561 Member
    I would drop a quick 200lbs so...paaaarrrty!
  • KimbersNewLife
    KimbersNewLife Posts: 646 Member
    I left my husband after 11 years of marriage due to me losing 140 pounds he couldnt handle it and quit loving me.. He likes big girls.. Sorry I used to be 300 pounds but I am not anymore.. Love me or leave me!!! So I choose to leave.. a year and a half later I am with someone who accepts me and my kids for me andf wouldnt change a thing about me!!!

    Good for you!!! I am so sorry he did that to you though what a jerk. It sounds like he has some kind of issues. I am glad you met someone wonderful who really loves you. :flowerforyou:
  • KimbersNewLife
    KimbersNewLife Posts: 646 Member
    I would bang all his friends

    ^ Nice!! LOL Would have never thought of that one. :blushing:
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  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    I'd because somewhat of a slut I fear...
  • stylistchicky
    stylistchicky Posts: 561 Member
    I would drop a quick 200lbs so...paaaarrrty!
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    lmao... he wouldn't leave me... ever heard... ITS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER... we have 5 kids... he would be my personal atm, or, b of b (bank of brad) and id rent him the garage to sleep in... hes not going anywhere...

    Seriously!? :noway:

    Statements like this make me ashamed to have the same sex organs as you...disgusting.

    Cheating/Abuse is one thing, but if the love isn't there anymore and statement such as the one quoted above are still flying around...then wow...
  • LeahT84
    LeahT84 Posts: 202 Member
    He would never see his kid again.




    I wish I had the vocabulary to fully convey how angry that comment makes me. In our culture, fathers are treated like crap if there is a split between the parents. Your comment, I hope was made in jest, if not, then from a father's point of view I say you have serious issues....oh and karma is a *****.

    With a comment like the one she made, I'm going to assume that he probably wants to leave her but knows he'd never see his kid again, so he stays and puts up with a miserable person just to be a part of his child's life.

    I am a single mom who has done everything possible to try to get my sons father to play an active roll in his life, because it is important. I think fathers deserve the chance to be parents. I know fathers who would make a better single parent raising their child alone because the moms are worthless. To keep your child away from another parent because you're angry that they don't want you, well that's just disgusting.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    OMG, WHAT???!!!!! Do you know something I don't know? He's going to leave me, isn't he? And if he does I am going to go have unattached sex with every man I find attractive.

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