Ever faked an "O"

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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    For gods sakes... why do you think god gave men tongues? If you have to get some rope and sit on their face FFS!. No need to fake anything you should have. Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    uhhhhh no. sex doesn't always have to end in an O,

    Uhhh yeah it does.

    not to the point where you have to fake it, that's just silly

    Whatever...I got mine!!!

    Lol
  • UrbanLotus
    UrbanLotus Posts: 1,163 Member
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    QFT
  • NaturalinCO
    NaturalinCO Posts: 164 Member
    Nope. That does NOTHING for me and if I want him to learn how to please me I have to speak up. Sex is supposed to be mutually beneficial :wink:
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    yes. it's not much fun though.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    Now we know what position you like if you plan to spit on her back :wink:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    uhhhhh no. sex doesn't always have to end in an O,

    Uhhh yeah it does.

    not to the point where you have to fake it, that's just silly

    Whatever...I got mine!!!

    me too :drinker:
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    I have no need to be fake. On the rare occasion I don't, it's still good, lol.

    I've been with my O provider for about 15 years :wink:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    For gods sakes... why do you think god gave men tongues? If you have to get some rope and sit on their face FFS!. No need to fake anything you should have. Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    DANG...(puts rope back in the garage)
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    No and it lasted a few weeks.

    DAMN. You had an orgasm that lasted a few weeks?? That has to be a record lol. :flowerforyou:
  • gonnamakeanewaccount
    gonnamakeanewaccount Posts: 642 Member
    I've actually never faked an orgasm. I don't see the point in it.
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    no.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    uhhhhh no. sex doesn't always have to end in an O,

    Uhhh yeah it does.

    not to the point where you have to fake it, that's just silly

    Whatever...I got mine!!!

    me too :drinker:

    I am respectfully walking away given you are 21...(kisses hand and walks out)
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
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    :huh: What the F is that? FFS!

    You are awesome.
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member


    And it was with a black guy with a small wee wee


    So the rumors aren't true???

    :sad:
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    yes i have..... but he doesnt know it, im that good lol.....
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member


    And it was with a black guy with a small wee wee


    So the rumors aren't true???

    :sad:


    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
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    There.
  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
    Q: Why do women fake orgasms ? A: Because they think men care. LOL :)



    Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm? A: Because men fake foreplay.



    Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

    for the WIN
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
    I have a couple times. Everytime it was when I took a long shower, not expecting to get laid that night, then getting surprised after I get out. So instead of admitting my shame, I would just go ahead and do it. Unfortunately, it can take a LONG time to finish the second time. She had already finished several times and was getting sore, and I was exhausted because I was in crappy shape, so I would just fake it. :laugh:
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