Ever faked an "O"

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  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
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    For gods sakes... why do you think god gave men tongues? If you have to get some rope and sit on their face FFS!

    Giggity.
  • fullofquirks
    fullofquirks Posts: 182 Member
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    Nope. When I was tired a lot and the kids were young we just didn't have sex until there was time to do it right.

    Also, can some guys really not tell? :huh:
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    And it was with a black guy with a small wee wee


    So the rumors aren't true???

    :sad:


    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1087380-ladies-are-the-rumors-true-about-us-blk-guys?hl=is+it+true+what+they+say+about+black+guys
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    For gods sakes... why do you think god gave men tongues? If you have to get some rope and sit on their face FFS!. No need to fake anything you should have. Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    How you doin?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Hahahahahaha.

    No. :noway: Never.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    As a phone sex operator, it's my job. ;)
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    For gods sakes... why do you think god gave men tongues? If you have to get some rope and sit on their face FFS!. No need to fake anything you should have. Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    DANG...(puts rope back in the garage)

    Want to be friends :laugh: :tongue:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    As a phone sex operator, it's my job. ;)

    I think I need a refund! This whole time I thought we had something special :sad:
  • foxgl0ve
    foxgl0ve Posts: 43 Member
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    tumblr_mj9naheZyB1qcfe5to1_1280.jpg #cliteracy
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I tried once but I had cottonmouth.
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
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    Once but I just wanted to get some sleep.
  • UrbanLotus
    UrbanLotus Posts: 1,163 Member
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    yes i have..... but he doesnt know it, im that good lol.....

    Lol since when is being good at faking it something to brag about?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    For gods sakes... why do you think god gave men tongues? If you have to get some rope and sit on their face FFS!. No need to fake anything you should have. Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    DANG...(puts rope back in the garage)

    Want to be friends :laugh: :tongue:

    WITH BENEFITS!!!!!
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
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    Couldn't if I tried .. just because that's how I operate!!
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    As a phone sex operator, it's my job. ;)

    Hmmm have we ever talked before?
  • rosellasweet
    rosellasweet Posts: 163 Member
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    MjAxMi02ZDQ4OTczNTU0M2E1ZTc4.png

    Brilliant.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    If you have lube or lotion on the side(everyone should) , then you can use that if you are using a condom. If you are barebacking it and not getting one you have other issues to address.
  • galenofedgewood
    galenofedgewood Posts: 146 Member
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    Nope. I've had a couple of times I couldn't, but that happens to every guy, I do believe.
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
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    g-o-a-t-and-your-m-o-m-o.gif

    This cannot be unseen
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    yes i have..... but he doesnt know it, im that good lol.....

    It's sad that you've perfected the art of forfeiting your own pleasure.
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