Question for the ladies

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
If your knight came riding up to you, would it matter if he was in shining armor?

I mean seriously, he's a knight. Who cares what his armor looks like.
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Replies

  • He needs bling. I like shiny objects. The end.
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Hmmmm .. that is something to ponder.
  • No my knight came up to me minus the shining armor but I still consider him my hero
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Does he look like Shrek underneath? Cuz I love Shrek.
  • Armor is over-rated. Who cares how shiny the plating is if the inside is rotten?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Armor is over-rated. Who cares how shiny the plating is if the inside is rotten?

    Awesome points ^^^
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Mine didn't have armour, nor a white steed; but a kilt and a 747 :wink:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    A knight in shining awesomeness is what is needed! :)
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Armor is over-rated. Who cares how shiny the plating is if the inside is rotten?

    Agree with this!!
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    My knight came riding in on his bike and spandex!:blushing:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    He needs bling. I like shiny objects. The end.

    Not the end. What if he knows how to make his princess smile....and moan?
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
    Mine didn't have armor but he brought guns! I fell in love when I shot the AK-47 for the first time. The rest is history. (-:
  • Blondiegrl11
    Blondiegrl11 Posts: 458 Member
    The knight with the shiniest armor has done the least amount of brave or cool **** :wink:
  • He needs bling. I like shiny objects. The end.

    Not the end. What if he knows how to make his princess smile....and moan?
    With his shiny object? Theeeeeeen, the end.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,145 Member
    Leather works for me.
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  • Quieau
    Quieau Posts: 428 Member
    OP, I think a lot of ladies spend their days trying to pry the armor OFF ... it would be nice if he showed up armorless ... !

    :wink:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    If I were a woman, I'd be wondering wtf he's doing riding around on a horse.
  • Bebubble
    Bebubble Posts: 938 Member
    If he comes to your aid, as a damsel in distress. Then his armor will automatically shine. You can't take the shining armor away from a Knight at this point. So does it matter? I suppose so, otherwise he must not have aided you.
  • What if he was naked?
    Naked while riding on a stallion? Sounds good.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    What if he was naked?
    Naked while riding on a stallion? Sounds good.

    Sounds painful.

    P.S. Horribly wussy thread.